The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:26 pm

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:30 pm

As all the passengers alighted in China
An old girl went down with angina

by **Biltong** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:31 pm

As all the passengers alighted in China
An old girl went down with angina
the doctor was quick to respond

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:32 pm

As all the passengers alighted in China
An old girl went down with angina
the doctor was quick to respond
As he took out his magic wand

by **Biltong** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:28 pm

As all the passengers alighted in China
An old girl went down with angina
the doctor was quick to respond
As he took out his magic wand
And said the problem lies with her va......

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:31 pm

It had to be done!

by **Biltong** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:44 pm

I am sorry , but couldn't resist. Very Happy

by **Kenny** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:46 pm

I wanted to ask for a break

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:48 pm

I wanted to ask for a break
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake

by **Kenny** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:49 pm

I wanted to ask for a break
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
They'd questioned me for hours and hours

by **Biltong** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:51 pm

I wanted to ask for a break
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
They'd questioned me for hours and hours
and tortured me with ice cold showers

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:54 pm

I wanted to ask for a break
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
They'd questioned me for hours and hours
and tortured me with ice cold showers
So I confessed that I'd eaten the cake.

by **Kenny** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:57 pm

I wanted to ask for a break
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
They'd questioned me for hours and hours
and tortured me with ice cold showers
All that 'cos the note was a fake

by **Biltong** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 3:01 pm

It's tuesday afternoon and I am getting lazy

by **Kenny** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 3:05 pm

It's tuesday afternoon and I am getting lazy
All this work and and things are getting hazy

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:21 pm

It's tuesday afternoon and I am getting lazy
All this work and and things are getting hazy
I could do with a nap

by **Biltong** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:22 pm

It's tuesday afternoon and I am getting lazy
All this work and and things are getting hazy
I could do with a nap
or some beer on tap

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:24 pm

It's tuesday afternoon and I am getting lazy
All this work and and things are getting hazy
I could do with a nap
or some beer on tap
But without them I'm going stir crazy.

by **Biltong** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:32 pm

You'd think humour is a sign of intelligence

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:39 pm

You'd think humour is a sign of intelligence,
Yet some people are content to sit on the fence,

by **Biltong** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:48 pm

You'd think humour is a sign of intelligence,
Yet some people are content to sit on the fence,
for them appreciating humour is a conundrum

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:51 pm

You'd think humour is a sign of intelligence,
Yet some people are content to sit on the fence,
for them appreciating humour is a conundrum
with their lives so full of hum-drum

by **Biltong** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:53 pm

You'd think humour is a sign of intelligence,
Yet some people are content to sit on the fence,
for them appreciating humour is a conundrum
with their lives so full of hum-drum
there for everyone else laugh at their expense

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:55 pm

It's been pouring rain heavily all day,

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:00 pm

It's been pouring rain heavily all day,
And the flood water's heading this way

by **Biltong** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:01 pm

It's been pouring rain heavily all day
Stuck at home and can't wait to spend my pay

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:06 pm

It's been pouring rain heavily all day,
And the flood water's heading this way
In vain I grab the bucket

by **Biltong** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:09 pm

I know you are trying to goad me LB, but I won't bite. Ok!

It's been pouring rain heavily all day,
And the flood water's heading this way
In vain I grab the bucket
Before I call my mate in Nantucket

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:58 pm

"I know you are trying to goad me LB, but I won't bite." ???
Nonsense mate, you're being paranoid... I just took the first post which was Lucky's. I hope you don't have a problem with that? Hug

It's been pouring rain heavily all day,
And the flood water's heading this way
In vain I grab the bucket
Before I call my mate in Nantucket
Too late... now I'm out in the bay.

by **Biltong** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:07 pm

Nonsense mate, you're being paranoid... I just took the first post which was Lucky's. I hope you don't have a problem with that?

No, i don't, but my willpower to restain myself when I see a word like bucket is very, very hard. Shocked

I am trying my best not to cuss

by **Biltong** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:11 pm

I am trying my best not to cuss
besides what's the fuss
It is mostly tongue in cheek
Yeah I know the excuse is weak
But quit pointing fingers at us

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:20 pm

The time had come to to say goodbye

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:20 pm

biltongbek wrote:
Nonsense mate, you're being paranoid... I just took the first post which was Lucky's. I hope you don't have a problem with that?

No, i don't, but my willpower to restain myself when I see a word like bucket is very, very hard.

I am trying my best not to cuss

What's the problem with 'bucket'? I'm obviously missing something here. No, we've had quite a lot of rain today... buckets on my mind for some reason. Smile

No offence intended.

Oh... I get it. Bucket---> Phuket! Laugh

by **Biltong** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:22 pm

I was just pulling your leg, LB, not meant it to be serious.

But bucket, fuc..., suckit, etc. It's just my dirty mind. No worries.

The time had come to to say goodbye
but before I leave we'll have a braai.

by **Biltong** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:23 pm

Linebreaker wrote:
biltongbek wrote:
Nonsense mate, you're being paranoid... I just took the first post which was Lucky's. I hope you don't have a problem with that?

No, i don't, but my willpower to restain myself when I see a word like bucket is very, very hard.

I am trying my best not to cuss

What's the problem with 'bucket'? I'm obviously missing something here. No, we've had quite a lot of rain today... buckets on my mind for some reason. No offence intended.

Oh... I get it. Bucket---> Phuket!

Yep, you see, I'm a sick puppy.

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:24 pm

The time had come to to say goodbye
As I looked my ex-wife in the eye
I was thinking some quite nasty things

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:24 pm

The time had come to to say goodbye
but before I leave we'll have a braai.
The smell of that smoke was heavenly,

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:25 pm

take Kenny's one...

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:25 pm

The time had come to to say goodbye
As I looked my ex-wife in the eye
I was thinking some quite nasty things
Of whips and chains and swings

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:26 pm

The time had come to to say goodbye
As I looked my ex-wife in the eye
I was thinking some quite nasty things
Of whips and chains and swings
And the gimp masks she'd made me buy

by **Biltong** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:27 pm

The time had come to to say goodbye
As I looked my ex-wife in the eye
I was thinking some quite nasty things
Of whips and chains and swings
Sadly stuff she never wanted to try

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:28 pm

I have an itch in a place hard to scratch,

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:29 pm

Both great endings! clap

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:31 pm

I have an itch in a place hard to scratch,
But a plan i was starting to hatch

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:33 pm

I have an itch in a place hard to scratch,
But a plan i was starting to hatch
I remember once seeing a contortionist,

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:34 pm

I have an itch in a place hard to scratch,
But a plan i was starting to hatch
I remember once seeing a contortionist,
Or maybe that was when i was pist

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:40 pm

I have an itch in a place hard to scratch,
But a plan i was starting to hatch
I remember once seeing a contortionist,
Or maybe that was when i was pist
Now I'm stuck upside down on my door latch.

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:41 pm

Can you please help me get down

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:51 pm

Can you please help me get down
I pleaded her with a serious frown,

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:53 pm

Can you please help me get down
I pleaded her with a serious frown,
She just laughed and said do it yourself

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