The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by **Pal Joey** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:42 pm

To that he just went "Simples"
As true as an old ladies' dimples

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:46 pm

To that he just went "Simples"
As true as an old ladies' dimples.
He took of his blazer

by **Pal Joey** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:53 pm

To that he just went "Simples"
As true as an old ladies' dimples.
He took of his blazer
But that didn't faze her

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:57 pm

To that he just went "Simples"
As true as an old ladies' dimples.
He took of his blazer
But that didn't faze her
even though his nipples looked like pimples

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 1:39 pm

Please dont take it to heart

by **Pal Joey** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 1:55 pm

Please dont take it to heart
Said the cop who confiscated my go-kart

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:01 pm

Please dont take it to heart
Said the cop who confiscated my go-kart
You were just going to fast

by **Pal Joey** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:07 pm

Please dont take it to heart
Said the cop who confiscated my go-kart
You were just going to fast
And didn't see granny walk past

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:12 pm

Please dont take it to heart
Said the cop who confiscated my go-kart
You were just going to fast
And didn't see granny walk past
Frightening her into a fart !

by **Pal Joey** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:13 pm

As the lift doors opened in the lobby

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:14 pm

As the lift doors opened in the lobby.
People saw my perverted hobby

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:14 pm

As the lift doors opened in the lobby
I was crouched down doing a jobby

by **Pal Joey** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:16 pm

As the lift doors opened in the lobby
I was crouched down doing a jobby
The Korean delegation looked surprised

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:18 pm

As the lift doors opened in the lobby
I was crouched down doing a jobby
The Korean delegation looked surprised
As i sat squeezing with tears in my eyes

by **Pal Joey** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:24 pm

As the lift doors opened in the lobby
I was crouched down doing a jobby
The Korean delegation looked surprised
As i sat squeezing with tears in my eyes
Judging from the camera flashes; it was also their favourite hobby.

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:26 pm

bravo

I wanted to finish the race

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:26 pm

I wanted to finish the race
but the sweat was dripping off my face

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:28 pm

I wanted to finish the race
but the sweat was dripping off my face
with my eyes stinging i just couldn't see

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:29 pm

I wanted to finish the race
but the sweat was dripping off my face
And both feet had blisters

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:35 pm

I wanted to finish the race
but the sweat was dripping off my face
And both feet had blisters
like when I wore High heels owned by my sisters

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:38 pm

I wanted to finish the race
but the sweat was dripping off my face
And both feet had blisters
like when I wore High heels owned by my sisters
and the basque and knickers made out of lace

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:41 pm

My wife I thought was an angel

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:45 pm

My wife I thought was an angel
until she got caught stealing hair gel

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:46 pm

My wife I thought was an angel
until she got caught stealing hair gel
She wanted her pubes all slick and nice

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:47 pm

My wife I thought was an angel
until she got caught stealing hair gel
She wanted her pubes all slick and nice
But she should really get rid of the lice

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:49 pm

My wife I thought was an angel
until she got caught stealing hair gel
She wanted her pubes all slick and nice
But she should really get rid of the lice.
but until then we will just be having an@l

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:53 pm

Reading a book while in bed

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:54 pm

Reading a book while in bed
All of a sudden there was a noise from the shed

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:55 pm

Reading a book while in bed
All of a sudden there was a noise from the shed
So i went out to have a quick look

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:57 pm

Reading a book while in bed
All of a sudden there was a noise from the shed
So i went out to have a quick look
with what I saw my breath was took

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:00 pm

Reading a book while in bed
All of a sudden there was a noise from the shed
So i went out to have a quick look
with what I saw my breath was took
My wife and neighbour, breathless and faces all red

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:02 pm

thats what I would have wrote

I was in a very bad crash

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:07 pm

I was in a very bad crash
I'd been smoking some really strong hash

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:10 pm

I was in a very bad crash
I'd been smoking some really strong hash
I started to giggle

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:14 pm

I was in a very bad crash
I'd been smoking some really strong hash
I started to giggle
And the steering wheel wiggled

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:16 pm

I was in a very bad crash
I'd been smoking some really strong hash
I started to giggle
And the steering wheel wiggled
Now my brain is mash

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:19 pm

I took one more hit from the bong

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:20 pm

I took one more hit from the bong
But something went completely wrong

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:22 pm

I took one more hit from the bong
But something went completely wrong
I was locked out and feeling sick

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:26 pm

I took one more hit from the bong
But something went completely wrong
I was locked out and feeling sick
and my mates were taken the mick

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:28 pm

I took one more hit from the bong
But something went completely wrong
I was locked out and feeling sick
and my mates were taken the mick
As i was only wearing a thong

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:29 pm

lots of cross-dressing themes today

My Uncle turned into my aunt

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:32 pm

My Uncle turned into my aunt
You'd think she could mince but she can't

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:36 pm

My Uncle turned into my aunt
You'd think she could mince but she can't
She still has some stubble

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:38 pm

My Uncle turned into my aunt
You'd think she could mince but she can't
She still has some stubble
And some toiletry trouble

by President Trump Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:40 pm

My Uncle turned into my aunt
You'd think she could mince but she can't
She still has some stubble
And her t!ts cause her trouble
and when she's gonna go down she just cant

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:41 pm

My Uncle turned into my aunt
You'd think she could mince but she can't
She still has some stubble
And some toiletry trouble
And her jubbies look real but they aren't.

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Apr 2012, 5:23 pm

There once was a lady from Gwent

by **Pal Joey** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 2:54 am

There once was a lady from Gwent
Whose job was to collect all the rent

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:14 pm

There once was a lady from Gwent
Whose job was to collect all the rent
She was ugly and tough

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