The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by **Pal Joey** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:23 pm

There once was a lady from Gwent
Whose job was to collect all the rent
She was ugly and tough
And her hands were quite rough

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:28 pm

There once was a lady from Gwent
Whose job was to collect all the rent
She was ugly and tough
And her hands were quite rough
She was more Superman than Clarke Kent

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:29 pm

Her husband had once been a lady

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:31 pm

Her husband had once been a lady
and his past life had been quite shadey

by **Pal Joey** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:36 pm

Her husband had once been a lady
and his past life had been quite shadey
From skid row to the West End

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:49 pm

Her husband had once been a lady
and his past life had been quite shadey
From skid row to the West End
All his family were looking for a lend

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:58 pm

Her husband had once been a lady
and his past life had been quite shadey
From skid row to the West End
All his family were looking for a lend
of the video of him and Paul O'Grady

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:03 pm

I woke up in a stragers bed this morning

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:05 pm

I woke up in a strangers bed this morning
looking over i saw they were yawning

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:07 pm

I woke up in a strangers bed this morning
looking over i saw they were yawning
There was 4 people in total

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:09 pm

I woke up in a strangers bed this morning
looking over i saw they were yawning
There was 4 people in total
3 foreigners and a local

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:12 pm

I woke up in a strangers bed this morning
looking over i saw they were yawning
There was 4 people in total
3 foreigners and a local
And a letter with a Noise Control warning

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:14 pm

Sliding down the hill on a sledge

by **Pal Joey** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:30 pm

Sliding down the hill on a sledge
My grundies on my crack formed a wedge

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:36 pm

Sliding down the hill on a sledge
My grundies on my crack formed a wedge
the pain was intense

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:40 pm

Sliding down the hill on a sledge
My grundies on my crack formed a wedge
the pain was intense
At my testes' expense

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:44 pm

Sliding down the hill on a sledge
My grundies on my crack formed a wedge
the pain was intense
At my testes' expense
pushing me over the edge

by **Pal Joey** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:46 pm

undies = grundies from Reg Grundy (TV producer)... Oz rhyming slang. Pretty bad, eh?

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 2:10 pm

Can someone please tell me the truth

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 2:14 pm

Can someone please tell me the truth
Because I dont believe a tomato's a fruit

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 2:21 pm

Can someone please tell me the truth
Because I dont believe a tomato's a fruit
i always thought it was a veg

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 2:26 pm

Can someone please tell me the truth
Because I dont believe a tomato's a fruit
i always thought it was a veg
and it grew on a hedge

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 2:40 pm

Can someone please tell me the truth
Because I dont believe a tomato's a fruit
i always thought it was a veg
and it grew on a hedge
Yes , i know i'm rather uncouth

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 2:43 pm

Very good

My German friend is over to stay

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 2:45 pm

My German friend is over to stay
but her airfare im having to pay

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 2:54 pm

My German friend is over to stay
but her airfare im having to pay
But she's beautiful, tall and blonde

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 3:00 pm

My German friend is over to stay
but her airfare im having to pay
But she's beautiful, tall and blonde
who loves to sit on my wand

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 3:03 pm

My German friend is over to stay
but her airfare im having to pay
But she's beautiful, tall and blonde
who loves to sit on my wand
and id be her Harry Potter any day

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 3:05 pm

Sex is so good , we just can not stop

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 3:06 pm

Sex is so good , we just can not stop
When I see her naked im ready to pop

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 3:07 pm

Sex is so good , we just can not stop
When I see her naked im ready to pop
She really does get my juices flowing

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 3:10 pm

Sex is so good , we just can not stop
When I see her naked im ready to pop
She really does get my juices flowing
When she gazes at me knowing

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 3:13 pm

Sex is so good , we just can not stop
When I see her naked im ready to pop
She really does get my juices flowing
When she gazes at me knowing
She will always end up on top

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 3:18 pm

I came home to a smell of fish

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 3:21 pm

I came home to a smell of fish
It's really my favourite dish

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 3:37 pm

I came home to a smell of fish
It's really my favourite dish
I got to the kitchen

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 3:39 pm

I came home to a smell of fish
It's really my favourite dish
I got to the kitchen
But my wife started bitchin'

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 3:47 pm

I came home to a smell of fish
It's really my favourite dish
I got to the kitchen
But my wife started bitchin'
because the smell was her sister Trish

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 3:48 pm

While talking one night on the phone

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 3:57 pm

While talking one night on the phone
I look around to see I was alone

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 4:00 pm

While talking one night on the phone
I look around to see I was alone
The house was empty and everyone gone

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 4:00 pm

While talking one night on the phone
I look around to see I was alone
The house was empty and everyone gone
So I whipped out my dong

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 4:03 pm

While talking one night on the phone
I look around to see I was alone
The house was empty and everyone gone
So I whipped out my dong
and bashed it right down to the bone

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 4:23 pm

excellent

The weekend is finally here

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 4:24 pm

The weekend is finally here
I said while giving a cheer

by President Trump Fri 20 Apr 2012, 4:40 pm

The weekend is finally here
I said while giving a cheer
Im going home from work

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Apr 2012, 4:42 pm

The weekend is finally here
I said while giving a cheer
Im going home from work
to those still there i gave a smirk

by **Pal Joey** Sat 21 Apr 2012, 1:06 am

The weekend is finally here
I said while giving a cheer
I'm going home from work
to those still there i gave a smirk
as I drank the last office beer

by **Kenny** Sat 21 Apr 2012, 1:32 pm

The time had finally come

by **Pal Joey** Sat 21 Apr 2012, 2:12 pm

The time had finally come
To stop picking the zit on my bum

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