The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:26

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by **Kenny** Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:13

The time had finally come
To stop picking the zit on my bum
but everytime i tried to sit down

by **Pal Joey** Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:24

The time had finally come
To stop picking the zit on my bum
but everytime i tried to sit down
It hurt like punching a clown

by **Kenny** Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:02

The time had finally come
To stop picking the zit on my bum
but everytime i tried to sit down
It hurt like punching a clown
but after your injection i only felt numb

by **Pal Joey** Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:07

As the first scrum packed down,

by **Kenny** Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:09

As the first scrum packed down,
I was in danger of losing my crown

by **Pal Joey** Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:06

As the first scrum packed down,
I was in danger of losing my crown
Then came the big shove

by **Kenny** Sat 21 Apr 2012, 23:23

As the first scrum packed down,
I was in danger of losing my crown
Then came the big shove
i think he thought my arse was a glove

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:52

As the first scrum packed down,
I was in danger of losing my crown
Then came the big shove
i think he thought my arse was a glove
Now we're married and out on the town.

by **Biltong** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 13:51

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread - Page 5 Roflbl10

Me and my Love decided to move to the beach

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 13:53

Me and my Love decided to move to the beach
But the price range we were finding hard to reach,

by **Biltong** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:02

Me and my Love decided to move to the beach
But the price range we were finding hard to reach,
We had to settle for a little Batchelors pad

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:19

Me and my Love decided to move to the beach
But the price range we were finding hard to reach,
We had to settle for a little Batchelors pad
Behind the lagoon... just a tad

by **Biltong** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:23

Me and my Love decided to move to the beach
But the price range we were finding hard to reach,
We had to settle for a little Batchelors pad
Behind the lagoon... just a tad
On our neighbours we had to leech

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:24

What's this obsession with organised crime?

by **Biltong** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:26

What's this obsession with organised crime?
No matter whether they steal a dollar or a dime?

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:30

What's this obsession with organised crime?
No matter whether they steal a dollar or a dime?
They make it out to be so cool,

by **Biltong** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:19

What's this obsession with organised crime?
No matter whether they steal a dollar or a dime?
They make it out to be so cool
Some of them can be truely cruel

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:34

What's this obsession with organised crime?
No matter whether they steal a dollar or a dime?
They make it out to be so cool
Some of them can be truely cruel
But the rewards can be really sublime.

by **Biltong** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:35

trying to tell me Something?

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:46

No, I was watching this silly TV program here... there's a lot of glorification of criminals on Oz TV. It annoys me when they build someone (underworld figure) up as some sort of cool guy. Total creep if you ask me.

The little boat was being tossed on the sea

by **Biltong** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:51

We get the australian program Border patrol here, and it is about people at the airports through customs and the stuff people try to bring in, then you have this guy who signed the declaration that he has no food stuff to declare, and his bag is full of it. I often wonder how dum these guys think customs are.

The little boat was being tossed on the sea
I couldn't help and spilled my tea

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 16:12

Yes I've watched some of those... some people are nuts. They are paranoid about bringing diseases, etc through food at customs here. Mum used to always brings flower clippings over from NZ... half of the bushes in Sydney must be from those. We have lots of African stuff here too. Many Saffas in places near here. Must say it all adds to the variety!

The little boat was being tossed on the sea
I couldn't help and spilled my tea
Then my toast I dropped on the floor

by **Kenny** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:26

The little boat was being tossed on the sea
I couldn't help and spilled my tea
Then my toast I dropped on the floor
As i tried to get out the door

by **Biltong** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:19

The little boat was being tossed on the sea
I couldn't help and spilled my tea
Then my toast I dropped on the floor
As i tried to get out the door
Cuase I was in a hurry to take a wee

by **Kenny** Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:11

Going around in a hurry

by **Biltong** Mon 23 Apr 2012, 06:57

Going around in a hurry
The coach was looking for Conor Murray

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 02:02

Going around in a hurry
The coach was looking for Conor Murray
But he was not around

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 02:43

Going around in a hurry
The coach was looking for Conor Murray
But he was not around
Nowhere to be found

by President Trump Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:30

Going around in a hurry
The coach was looking for Conor Murray
But he was not around
Nowhere to be found
as he was in the local Indian eating a curry

by **Biltong** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:32

The curry was hot and I was sweating

by President Trump Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:35

The curry was hot and I was sweating
my tongue was all red and melting

by **Biltong** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:37

The curry was hot and I was sweating
my tongue was all red and melting
Outside the heat was unbearable and sweltering

by President Trump Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:39

The curry was hot and I was sweating
my tongue was all red and melting
Outside the heat was unbearable and sweltering
and there was just no sheltering

by **Biltong** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:44

The curry was hot and I was sweating
my tongue was all red and melting
Outside the heat was unbearable and sweltering
and there was just no sheltering
regardless of the sweating, I was still in the mood for some heavy petting.

by President Trump Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:45

I slipped my hand up her jumper

by **Biltong** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:02

I slipped my hand up her jumper
she climbed onto the truck's bumper

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:49

I slipped my hand up her jumper
she climbed onto the truck's bumper
wrapping her legs around me

by President Trump Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:02

I slipped my hand up her jumper
she climbed onto the truck's bumper
wrapping her legs around me
and shouted with glee

by **Biltong** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:05

I slipped my hand up her jumper
she climbed onto the truck's bumper
wrapping her legs around me
and shouted with glee
As I continued to thump her. (sorry)

by President Trump Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:16

Sexual frustration?

The police came knocking on my door

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:24

The police came knocking on my door
As the body count had risen to four

by **Biltong** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:30

The police came knocking on my door
As the body count had risen to four
CSI would come to investigate

by President Trump Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:30

The police came knocking on my door
As the body count had risen to four
The back window was open

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:35

The police came knocking on my door
As the body count had risen to four
The back window was open
So before a word had been spoken

by **Biltong** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:36

The police came knocking on my door
As the body count had risen to four
The back window was open
So before a word had been spoken
Gunfire put another few on the floor.

by President Trump Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:17

CSI were called to the scene

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:47

CSI were called to the scene
But my cleaner had already been

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:50

CSI were called to the scene
But my cleaner had already been
Yet they still found traces of jizz

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 14:06

CSI were called to the scene
But my cleaner had already been
Yet they still found traces of jizz
on an open bottle of fizz

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 14:08

CSI were called to the scene
But my cleaner had already been
Yet they still found traces of jizz
on an open bottle of fizz
But the balcony was very clean

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