The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 4:36 pm

The taxi pulled into the rank

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 4:37 pm

The taxi pulled into the rank
which was good 'cause the area stank

by President Trump Wed 25 Apr 2012, 4:54 pm

The taxi pulled into the rank
which was good 'cause the area stank
There were pimps, skanks and junkies

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 5:06 pm

The taxi pulled into the rank
which was good 'cause the area stank
There were pimps, skanks and junkies
Who all obviously had the munchies

by President Trump Wed 25 Apr 2012, 5:08 pm

The taxi pulled into the rank
which was good 'cause the area stank
There were pimps, skanks and junkies
Who all obviously had the munchies
and for money they would give you a w@nk

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:48 pm

i was expecting it but bravo

She was smiling and turning me on

by President Trump Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:22 pm

She was smiling and turning me on
As she did the buckle on her strap-on

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:25 pm

She was smiling and turning me on
As she did the buckle on her strap-on
No amount of struggle would help me here

by President Trump Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:32 pm

She was smiling and turning me on
As she did the buckle on her strap-on
No amount of struggle would help me here
as she forcefully dragged me near

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:36 pm

She was smiling and turning me on
As she did the buckle on her strap-on
No amount of struggle would help me here
as she forcefully dragged me near
and I muttered: "Did I do something wrong?"

by President Trump Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:53 pm

The car came grinding to a halt

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:56 pm

The car came grinding to a halt
and it was hard to tell who was at fault

by President Trump Thu 26 Apr 2012, 1:19 pm

The car came grinding to a halt
and it was hard to tell who was at fault
My wife got out screaming

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 1:25 pm

The car came grinding to a halt
and it was hard to tell who was at fault
My wife got out screaming
and picked up the frightened lemming

by President Trump Thu 26 Apr 2012, 1:32 pm

The car came grinding to a halt
and it was hard to tell who was at fault
My wife got out screaming
and picked up the frightened lemming
and ate him in one go with some salt

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 1:36 pm

The elders all gathered at dawn

by President Trump Thu 26 Apr 2012, 1:58 pm

The elders all gathered at dawn
they greeted each other with a yawn

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 2:13 pm

The elders all gathered at dawn
they greeted each other with a yawn
"So, who'll get the ball rolling on this one?"

by President Trump Thu 26 Apr 2012, 2:15 pm

The elders all gathered at dawn
they greeted each other with a yawn
"So, who'll get the ball rolling on this one?"
Said the 90 year old holding a gun

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 2:24 pm

The elders all gathered at dawn
they greeted each other with a yawn
"So, who'll get the ball rolling on this one?"
Said the 90 year old holding a gun
"I guess that'll be me", said Bob... (as he spat out his corn.)

by President Trump Thu 26 Apr 2012, 2:27 pm

I saw a bald patch on my head

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 2:30 pm

I saw a bald patch on my head
and 3 numbers that were hard to be read

by President Trump Thu 26 Apr 2012, 2:37 pm

I saw a bald patch on my head
and 3 numbers that were hard to be read
I went to the missus

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 2:39 pm

I saw a bald patch on my head
and 3 numbers that were hard to be read
I went to the missus
with a pair of old scissors

by President Trump Thu 26 Apr 2012, 2:56 pm

I saw a bald patch on my head
and 3 numbers that were hard to be read
I went to the missus
with a pair of old scissors
and a bandage incase that I bled

by **Kenny** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 3:37 pm

Julie and Jenny were kissing

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 3:57 pm

Julie and Jenny were kissing
It left me jealous and hissing

by **Kenny** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 3:58 pm

Julie and Jenny were kissing
It left me jealous and hissing
but with my phone i was shooting

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 3:59 pm

Julie and Jenny were kissing
It left me jealous and hissing
but with my phone i was shooting
a video worth looting

by **Kenny** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:01 pm

Julie and Jenny were kissing
It left me jealous and hissing
but with my phone i was shooting
a video worth looting
but all the nudity i just kept on missing furious

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:02 pm

We found a great spot on the beach

by **Kenny** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:04 pm

We found a great spot on the beach
Which was really easy to reach

by President Trump Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:05 pm

We found a great spot on the beach
Which was really easy to reach
I took out my hat

by **Kenny** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:06 pm

We found a great spot on the beach
Which was really easy to reach
I took out my hat
and on the sand i just sat

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:08 pm

We found a great spot on the beach
Which was really easy to reach
I took out my hat
and on the sand i just sat
and gorged on a really ripe peach

by President Trump Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:09 pm

The king had enough of his squire

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:11 pm

The king had enough of his squire
and accused him of being a liar

by President Trump Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:12 pm

The king had enough of his squire
and accused him of being a liar
He called for his knights

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:13 pm

The king had enough of his squire
and accused him of being a liar
He called for his knights
Who were wearing blue tights

by President Trump Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:14 pm

The king had enough of his squire
and accused him of being a liar
He called for his knights
Who were wearing blue tights
and had wobbley heads like Quagmire

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:15 pm

The Queen was not clearly amused

by President Trump Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:17 pm

The Queen was not clearly amused
and sat on her throne in a mood

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:18 pm

The Queen was not clearly amused
and sat on her throne in a mood
The gold was not pure

by President Trump Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:20 pm

The Queen was not clearly amused
and sat on her throne in a mood
The gold was not pure
and had lost it's alure

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:22 pm

The Queen was not clearly amused
and sat on her throne in a mood
The gold was not pure
and had lost it's alure
Now some pageboy was going to get abused

by **Kenny** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:26 pm

I told them i'd put on a show

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:27 pm

I told them i'd put on a show
at the party I was planning to throw

by **Kenny** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:30 pm

I told them i'd put on a show
at the party I was planning to throw
The games i had already planned

by President Trump Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:30 pm

I told them i'd put on a show
at the party I was planning to throw
I decorated all day

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:30 pm

I told them i'd put on a show
at the party I was planning to throw
I decorated all day
Drinking punch along the way

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