The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by **Kenny** Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:32 pm

I told them i'd put on a show
at the party I was planning to throw
I decorated all day
Drinking punch along the way
so when it was time i was rearing to go

by **Pal Joey** Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:34 pm

I had an awkward day today

by President Trump Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:36 pm

I had an awkward day today
My parents asked was I gay?

by **Kenny** Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:38 pm

I had an awkward day today
My parents asked was I gay?
I said you know that im not

by President Trump Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:41 pm

I had an awkward day today
My parents asked was I gay?
I said you know that im not
as I think most girls are hot

by **Pal Joey** Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:44 pm

I had an awkward day today
My parents asked was I gay?
I said you know that im not
as I think most girls are hot
But hair on their chests is OK

by President Trump Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:54 pm

At school I was called a nerd

by **Pal Joey** Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:02 pm

At school I was called a nerd
Even though I only came 3rd

by President Trump Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:13 pm

At school I was called a nerd
Even though I only came 3rd
at gym I was pants

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:13 am

At school I was called a nerd
Even though I only came 3rd
at gym I was pants
doing crosscountry in Northants

by **Pal Joey** Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:09 am

At school I was called a nerd
Even though I only came 3rd
at gym I was pants
doing crosscountry in Northants
and trying to avoid all the fox turds

by President Trump Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:50 pm

Out walking one day, I fell

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:34 pm

Out walking one day, I fell
Upto my neck in a well

by President Trump Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:53 pm

Out walking one day, I fell
Upto my neck in a well
I let out a shout

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:55 pm

Out walking one day, I fell
Upto my neck in a well
I let out a shout
that i couldn't get out

by President Trump Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:58 pm

Out walking one day, I fell
Upto my neck in a well
I let out a shout
that i couldn't get out
and that there was more bodies in here I could tell

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:05 pm

The coach was going to leave

by President Trump Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:10 pm

The coach was going to leave
To catch it was what i need to acheive

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:10 pm

The coach was going to leave
To catch it was what i need to acheive
But as i arrived it was pulling away

by littleswannygirl Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:44 am

The coach was going to leave
To catch it was what i need to acheive
But as i arrived it was pulling away
So I frantically waved my bouquet

by **Kenny** Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:05 pm

The coach was going to leave
To catch it was what i need to acheive
But as i arrived it was pulling away
So I frantically waved my bouquet
The coach driver giving me the finger was hard to believe !

by littleswannygirl Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:14 am

My car has developed a squeal,

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:44 am

My car has developed a squeal
Under the hood near the left wheel

by **Kenny** Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:38 pm

My car has developed a squeal
Under the hood near the left wheel
I need to take it be fixed

by President Trump Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:01 pm

My car has developed a squeal
Under the hood near the left wheel
I need to take it be fixed
for my feelings will be mixed

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:51 pm

My car has developed a squeal
Under the hood near the left wheel
I need to take it be fixed
for my feelings will be mixed
'Cos it means I'll miss Deal or No Deal.

by President Trump Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:08 pm

The park was full of dog-owners

by **Kenny** Tue May 01, 2012 4:59 pm

The park was full of dog-owners
who were walking around with boners

by **Pal Joey** Tue May 01, 2012 5:06 pm

The park was full of dog-owners
who were walking around with boners
Their dogs were lapping it up too

by **Kenny** Tue May 01, 2012 5:11 pm

The park was full of dog-owners
who were walking around with boners
Their dogs were lapping it up too
But others were sniffing the poo

by **Pal Joey** Tue May 01, 2012 5:20 pm

The park was full of dog-owners
who were walking around with boners
Their dogs were lapping it up too
But others were sniffing the poo
Of the mutt who left a big groaner

by President Trump Tue May 01, 2012 6:19 pm

The baby awoke with a cry

by **Biltong** Tue May 01, 2012 6:44 pm

The baby awoke with a cry
She dreamt in her milk was a fly

by **Kenny** Tue May 01, 2012 6:44 pm

The baby awoke with a cry
which made the wife give out a sigh

by President Trump Tue May 01, 2012 6:47 pm

The baby awoke with a cry
which made the wife give out a sigh.
I fell out of bed

by **Biltong** Tue May 01, 2012 6:48 pm

The baby awoke with a cry
which made the wife give out a sigh.
I fell out of bed
And brought her tea instead

by **Kenny** Tue May 01, 2012 6:48 pm

The baby awoke with a cry
which made the wife give out a sigh.
I fell out of bed
after a whack in the head

by President Trump Wed May 02, 2012 5:18 pm

The baby awoke with a cry
which made the wife give out a sigh.
I fell out of bed
after a whack in the head
I would have got up but i didnt even try

by **Kenny** Wed May 02, 2012 7:08 pm

While sat in the office one day

by President Trump Wed May 02, 2012 7:32 pm

While sat in the office one day
My boss came out as being gay

by **Kenny** Wed May 02, 2012 7:42 pm

While sat in the office one day
My boss came out as being gay
Most of us already knew

by President Trump Wed May 02, 2012 7:46 pm

While sat in the office one day
My boss came out as being gay
Most of us already knew
because when he's taking a poo

by **Kenny** Wed May 02, 2012 7:56 pm

While sat in the office one day
My boss came out as being gay
Most of us already knew
because when he's taking a poo
he rubs his cheeks with oil of Olay

by President Trump Wed May 02, 2012 8:00 pm

The train was coming to a stop

by **Kenny** Wed May 02, 2012 8:07 pm

The train was coming to a stop
but the driver had been on the pop

by Bull Wed May 02, 2012 8:28 pm

The train was coming to a stop
but the driver had been on the pop
while jumping on the spot

by **Kenny** Wed May 02, 2012 9:10 pm

The train was coming to a stop
but the driver had been on the pop
while jumping on the spot
he was also smoking pot

by **Pal Joey** Fri May 04, 2012 1:29 pm

The train was coming to a stop
but the driver had been on the pop
while jumping on the spot
he was also smoking pot
and he wasn't the worst of the crop

by **Kenny** Fri May 04, 2012 6:14 pm

Taking my time to make sure

by **Pal Joey** Fri May 04, 2012 6:45 pm

Taking my time to make sure
I tested the trapdoor once more

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