The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by **Kenny** Fri May 04, 2012 9:47 pm

Taking my time to make sure
I tested the trapdoor once more
It was my first hanging in charge

by **Pal Joey** Fri May 04, 2012 9:51 pm

Taking my time to make sure
I tested the trapdoor once more
It was my first hanging in charge
But the prisoner was quite fat & large

by **Kenny** Fri May 04, 2012 9:54 pm

Taking my time to make sure
I tested the trapdoor once more
It was my first hanging in charge
But the prisoner was quite fat & large
The rope broke and he fell to the floor

by **Pal Joey** Fri May 04, 2012 10:34 pm

He glanced over his left shoulder,

by **Kenny** Fri May 04, 2012 11:11 pm

He glanced over his left shoulder,
to a man sat on a large boulder

by Josiah Maiestas Fri May 04, 2012 11:40 pm

He glanced over his left shoulder,
to a man sat on a large boulder
he leapt up from his position

by **Kenny** Sat May 05, 2012 5:22 am

He glanced over his left shoulder,
to a man sat on a large boulder
he leapt up from his position
and there was going to be a collision

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 05, 2012 4:16 pm

He glanced over his left shoulder,
to a man sat on a large boulder
he leapt up from his position
and there was going to be a collision
or, at least... that was the story I told her.

by **Kenny** Sat May 05, 2012 6:40 pm

She bent down to pick up a pin

by **Pal Joey** Thu May 10, 2012 5:46 am

She bent down to pick up a pin
After drinking a bottle of gin

by **Kenny** Thu May 10, 2012 5:47 am

She bent down to pick up a pin
After drinking a bottle of gin
But she stumbled and fell

by **Pal Joey** Thu May 10, 2012 1:50 pm

She bent down to pick up a pin
After drinking a bottle of gin
But she stumbled and fell
Down a 20 foot well

by **Kenny** Thu May 10, 2012 6:15 pm

She bent down to pick up a pin
After drinking a bottle of gin
But she stumbled and fell
Down a 20 foot well
Now that really is a win win

by President Trump Thu May 10, 2012 9:27 pm

I dressed up for Comic Con

by Zoot - Trevor Swann 6WF Thu May 10, 2012 10:55 pm

I dressed up for Comic Con
and struggled to put tights on

by President Trump Thu May 10, 2012 11:01 pm

I dressed up for Comic Con
and struggled to put tights on
I went as Black Widow

by Zoot - Trevor Swann 6WF Fri May 11, 2012 3:08 pm

I dressed up for Comic Con
and struggled to put tights on
I went as Black Widow
But fell out the window

by **Kenny** Fri May 11, 2012 3:10 pm

I dressed up for Comic Con
and struggled to put tights on
I went as Black Widow
But fell out the window
breaking my brand new bong

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 12, 2012 7:29 am

The kitten was stuck on the ledge

by **Kenny** Sat May 12, 2012 8:30 pm

The kitten was stuck on the ledge
So i pushed it off into a hedge

by **Pal Joey** Sun May 13, 2012 4:19 pm

The kitten was stuck on the ledge
So i pushed it off into a hedge
It then sprang like a toy in the air

by **Kenny** Sun May 13, 2012 10:39 pm

The kitten was stuck on the ledge
So i pushed it off into a hedge
It then sprang like a toy in the air
Hissing and Claws everywhere

by **Pal Joey** Mon May 14, 2012 2:27 pm

The kitten was stuck on the ledge
So i pushed it off into a hedge
It then sprang like a toy in the air
Hissing and Claws everywhere
Until it landed in the letter box like a wedge.

by **Kenny** Mon May 14, 2012 6:06 pm

She looked at and gave me a wink

by President Trump Mon May 14, 2012 7:00 pm

She looked at and gave me a wink
which caused me to stop and think

by Josiah Maiestas Mon May 14, 2012 7:17 pm

She looked at and gave me a wink
which caused me to stop and think
her curly blonde hair

by President Trump Mon May 14, 2012 8:13 pm

She looked at and gave me a wink
which caused me to stop and think
her curly blonde hair
Shone as she lay back on the chair

by **Kenny** Mon May 14, 2012 8:19 pm

She looked at me and gave me a wink
which caused me to stop and think
her curly blonde hair
Shone as she lay back on the chair
And the glare off her shaven haven made me blink

by President Trump Mon May 14, 2012 8:57 pm

I went into a Thai massage parlour

by **Kenny** Tue May 15, 2012 7:32 pm

I went into a Thai massage parlour
and bumped into my mate who's a tiler

by President Trump Wed May 16, 2012 8:31 pm

I went into a Thai massage parlour
and bumped into my mate who's a tiler
He looked all ashamed

by **Kenny** Wed May 16, 2012 10:17 pm

I went into a Thai massage parlour
and bumped into my mate who's a tiler
He looked all ashamed
His cheeks glowing and aflamed

by President Trump Wed May 16, 2012 10:32 pm

I went into a Thai massage parlour
and bumped into my mate who's a tiler
He looked all ashamed
His cheeks glowing and aflamed
Because he was about to dock his ship in a Thai harbour

by **Kenny** Wed May 16, 2012 10:35 pm

With the sad news i was taken aback

by President Trump Wed May 16, 2012 10:42 pm

With the sad news i was taken aback
My wifes sister was bad in the sack

by **Kenny** Wed May 16, 2012 10:43 pm

With the sad news i was taken aback
My wifes sister was bad in the sack
I'd always thought she was a goer

by President Trump Wed May 16, 2012 10:45 pm

With the sad news i was taken aback
My wifes sister was bad in the sack
I'd always thought she was a goer
But il pretend I dont know her

by **Kenny** Wed May 16, 2012 10:48 pm

With the sad news i was taken aback
My wifes sister was bad in the sack
I'd always thought she was a goer
But il pretend I dont know her
And get her drunk and give it a crack

by **Pal Joey** Thu May 17, 2012 9:38 am

The thrust of the matter was clear

by President Trump Thu May 17, 2012 5:59 pm

The thrust of the matter was clear
It was my round to get in the beer

by **Kenny** Thu May 17, 2012 8:19 pm

The thrust of the matter was clear
It was my round to get in the beer
But as i walked upto the bar

by President Trump Thu May 17, 2012 8:40 pm

The thrust of the matter was clear
It was my round to get in the beer
But as i walked upto the bar
I heard the alarm on my car

by **Kenny** Thu May 17, 2012 8:44 pm

The thrust of the matter was clear
It was my round to get in the beer
But as i walked upto the bar
I heard the alarm on my car
Then saw it stolen , i might shed a tear Sad

by President Trump Thu May 17, 2012 8:49 pm

I found my sons secret stash of Mags

by **Kenny** Thu May 17, 2012 8:52 pm

I found my sons secret stash of Mags
But worryingly they were all of fags

by President Trump Thu May 17, 2012 8:59 pm

I found my sons secret stash of Mags
But worryingly they were all of fags
I didnt know what to do

by **Kenny** Fri May 18, 2012 12:34 am

I found my sons secret stash of Mags
But worryingly they were all of fags
I didnt know what to do
But he said they were all borrowed from you

by **Pal Joey** Fri May 18, 2012 7:38 am

I found my sons secret stash of Mags
But worryingly they were all of fags
I didnt know what to do
But he said they were all borrowed from you
Next he'll be pinching my fluffy pink hand bags

by **Kenny** Fri May 18, 2012 11:36 pm

I think that im going crackers

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 19, 2012 4:05 pm

I think that im going crackers
and I feel like my mind is in tatters

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