The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by **Kenny** Thu May 31, 2012 2:39 pm

My downstair parts smelled a little queer
so i soaked them in a bowl full of beer

by President Trump Thu May 31, 2012 2:45 pm

My downstair parts smelled a little queer
so i soaked them in a bowl full of beer
I scrubed until red

by **Kenny** Thu May 31, 2012 2:49 pm

My downstair parts smelled a little queer
so i soaked them in a bowl full of beer
I scrubed until red
just before it had bled

by President Trump Thu May 31, 2012 2:50 pm

My downstair parts smelled a little queer
so i soaked them in a bowl full of beer
I scrubed until red
just before it had bled
It'll be the last time I take the missus up the rear

by Guest Thu May 31, 2012 11:38 pm

I've never once eaten an orange

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:11 am

I've never once eaten an orange
I said; as I sucked on a lozenge

by President Trump Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:55 am

I've never once eaten an orange
I said; as I sucked on a lozenge
My throat was all raw

by **Kenny** Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:21 am

I've never once eaten an orange
I said; as I sucked on a lozenge
My throat was all raw
and my testicles were sore

by President Trump Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:30 am

I've never once eaten an orange
I said; as I sucked on a lozenge
My throat was all raw
and my testicles were sore
Its the last time I wear a tight sporin

by **Kenny** Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:48 am

Lets all go out for a beer

by President Trump Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:57 am

Lets all go out for a beer
the forum let out a huge cheer

by **Kenny** Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:00 am

Lets all go out for a beer
the forum let out a huge cheer
So we all headed off down to the pub

by President Trump Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:05 am

Lets all go out for a beer
the forum let out a huge cheer
So we all headed off down to the pub
Got drunk and ended in a club

by **Kenny** Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:09 am

Lets all go out for a beer
the forum let out a huge cheer
So we all headed off down to the pub
Got drunk and ended in a club
When we all left i shed a tear

by President Trump Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:12 am

The day seemed to drag on forever

by **Kenny** Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:15 am

The day seemed to drag on forever
As the boss really thought he was clever

by President Trump Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:00 pm

The day seemed to drag on forever
As the boss really thought he was clever
He would look at the clock

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:44 pm

The day seemed to drag on forever
As the boss really thought he was clever
He would look at the clock
Have a tug on his (ock

by President Trump Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:09 pm

The day seemed to drag on forever
As the boss really thought he was clever
He would look at the clock
Have a tug on his (ock
To protest was a fruitless endeavour

by **Kenny** Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:59 pm

As i prayed that things would be alright

by President Trump Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:07 pm

As i prayed that things would be alright
As the island drifted out of sight

by **Kenny** Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:08 pm

As i prayed that things would be alright
As the island drifted out of sight
But with no paddle or oar

by **Pal Joey** Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:56 am

As i prayed that things would be alright
As the island drifted out of sight
But with no paddle or oar
And my arms getting sore

by President Trump Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:44 am

As i prayed that things would be alright
As the island drifted out of sight
But with no paddle or oar
And my arms getting sore
I am really dying for a sh1te

by **Kenny** Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:31 pm

I wanted to go to the shops

by littleswannygirl Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:50 pm

I wanted to go to the shops
As my home brew required some hops

by President Trump Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:09 am

I wanted to go to the shops
As my home brew required some hops
But all the shops were shut

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:11 am

I wanted to go to the shops
As my home brew required some hops
But all the shops were shut
So I went back to my hut

by President Trump Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:09 pm

I wanted to go to the shops
As my home brew required some hops
But all the shops were shut
So I went back to my hut
to find my wife making tea for the cops

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:11 pm

The cops took a shine to the missus

by President Trump Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:32 pm

The cops took a shine to the missus
they even helped clean up the dishes

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:58 pm

The cops took a shine to the missus
they even helped clean up the dishes
But when they asked her what she was doing later

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:16 pm

The cops took a shine to the missus
they even helped clean up the dishes
But when they asked her what she was doing later
She told them she was a fellater

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:26 pm

The cops took a shine to the missus
they even helped clean up the dishes
But when they asked her what she was doing later
She told them she was a fellater
So they lined up to all get dick kisses

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:35 pm

by President Trump Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:21 pm

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:48 pm

They left with smiles on their faces

by President Trump Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:58 pm

They left with smiles on their faces
Of the deed they left some traces

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:59 pm

They left with smiles on their faces
Of the deed they left some traces
There were stains allover the floor

by President Trump Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:10 pm

They left with smiles on their faces
Of the deed they left some traces
There were stains allover the floor
and some fluid on the door

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:14 pm

They left with smiles on their faces
Of the deed they left some traces
There were stains allover the floor
and some fluid on the door
from were the wife had spit in some places

by President Trump Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:21 pm

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:24 pm

The wife insists that this is not cheating !

by President Trump Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:33 pm

The wife insists that this is not cheating!
This bombshell she dropped as I was cleaning

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:37 pm

The wife insists that this is not cheating!
This bombshell she dropped as I was cleaning,
All the mess she had made with the coppers

by President Trump Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:50 pm

The wife insists that this is not cheating!
This bombshell she dropped as I was cleaning,
All the mess she had made with the coppers
And the spunk on her knockers

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:53 pm

The wife insists that this is not cheating!
This bombshell she dropped as I was cleaning,
All the mess she had made with the coppers
And the spunk on her knockers
All those photos i must start deleting

by President Trump Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:56 pm

A divorce is now on the cards

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:01 pm

A divorce is now on the cards
As she's now started seeing prison guards

by President Trump Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:04 pm

A divorce is now on the cards
As she's now started seeing prison guards
They take her into a cell

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