The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:08 pm

A divorce is now on the cards
As she's now started seeing prison guards
They take her into a cell
were she makes their manhoods swell

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:01 am

A divorce is now on the cards
As she's now started seeing prison guards
They take her into a cell
were she makes their manhoods swell
Until they burst like homemade petards

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:32 am

by **Kenny** Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:34 pm

by **Kenny** Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:35 pm

Being single again was a drag

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:37 pm

Being single again was a drag
said Cyril, as he stepped out for a fag

by **Kenny** Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:39 pm

Being single again was a drag
said Cyril, as he stepped out for a fag
So he decided to go to the footie

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:54 am

Being single again was a drag
said Cyril, as he stepped out for a fag
So he decided to go to the footie
Leaving at home his old cat Sooty

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:38 am

Being single again was a drag
said Cyril, as he stepped out for a fag
So he decided to go to the footie
Leaving at home his old cat Sooty
After a few drinks pulled himself a WaG

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:57 pm

quick work!

You could say Dicey had his hands full,

by President Trump Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:04 pm

You could say Dicey had his hands full,
After the match his night went dull

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:10 pm

You could say Dicey had his hands full,
After the match his night went dull
But he woke up all beaming

by President Trump Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:27 pm

You could say Dicey had his hands full,
After the match his night went dull
But he woke up all beaming
With his pants on the ceiling

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:31 pm

You could say Dicey had his hands full,
After the match his night went dull
But he woke up all beaming
With his pants on the ceiling
But his shirt was neatly folded on the stool.

by President Trump Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:35 pm

The french were out en force

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:38 pm

The french were out en force
Except for Thierry Henri of course

by President Trump Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:41 pm

The french were out en force
Except for Thierry Henri of course
He was back in his hotel

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:44 pm

The french were out en force
Except for Thierry Henri of course
He was back in his hotel
in a bath of his used hair gel

by President Trump Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:47 pm

The french were out en force
Except for Thierry Henri of course
He was back in his hotel
in a bath of his used hair gel
and the urine from a race winning horse

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:51 pm

Old Ernie wasn't having much luck,

by President Trump Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:51 pm

Old Ernie wasn't having much luck
Bert refused to swallow his muck

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:52 pm

Old Ernie wasn't having much luck
Bert refused to swallow his muck
and not only that

by President Trump Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:58 pm

Old Ernie wasn't having much luck
Bert refused to swallow his muck
and not only that
He called Ernie fat

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:03 pm

Old Ernie wasn't having much luck
Bert refused to swallow his muck
and not only that
He called Ernie fat
and as useless as a 3-wheeled truck.

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:05 pm

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:06 pm

I sat down to write a hit song

by President Trump Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:08 pm

I sat down to write a hit song
With a six pack and my trusty old bong

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:10 pm

I sat down to write a hit song
With a six pack and my trusty old bong
the lyrics were all lovey dovey

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:15 pm

I sat down to write a hit song
With a six pack and my trusty old bong
the lyrics were all lovey dovey
but the refrain rather grungy

by President Trump Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:16 pm

I sat down to write a hit song
With a six pack and my trusty old bong
the lyrics were all lovey dovey
but the refrain rather grungy
with influences from Hong Kong

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:17 pm

We released it and it stormed up the charts

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:18 pm

That's a hit already!

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:19 pm

We released it and it stormed up the charts
To No.1 with the bullet.... like a dart

by President Trump Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:23 pm

We released it and it stormed up the charts
To No.1 with the bullet.... like a dart
It was on every station

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:24 pm

We released it and it stormed up the charts
To No.1 with the bullet.... like a dart
It was on every station
It was the toast of the nation

by President Trump Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:27 pm

We released it and it stormed up the charts
To No.1 with the bullet.... like a dart
It was on every station
It was the toast of the nation
But was slagged off by the Saturdays....those tarts

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:27 pm

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:29 pm

by President Trump Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:22 pm

My 15 minutes of fame were up

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:44 pm

My 15 minutes of fame were up
Id won no medals or even a cup

by President Trump Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:01 am

My 15 minutes of fame were up
Id won no medals or even a cup
I moved back into my parents

by **Kenny** Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:45 pm

My 15 minutes of fame were up
Id won no medals or even a cup
I moved back into my parents
which was one of my saddest moments

by President Trump Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:58 pm

My 15 minutes of fame were up
Id won no medals or even a cup
I moved back into my parents
which was one of my saddest moments
with my tail between my legs like a pup

by **Kenny** Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:59 pm

well saved

by President Trump Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:18 pm

A gun shot was heard on the street

by **Kenny** Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:07 pm

A gun shot was heard on the street
By a Copper walking the beat

by President Trump Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:18 pm

A gun shot was heard on the street
By a Copper walking the beat
He ran to the scene

by **Kenny** Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:53 pm

A gun shot was heard on the street
By a Copper walking the beat
He ran to the scene
And was shocked at what he had seen

by President Trump Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:19 pm

A gun shot was heard on the street
By a Copper walking the beat
He ran to the scene
And was shocked at what he had seen
a naked man shooting nails into his feet

by **Kenny** Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:27 pm

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