The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by **Kenny** Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:28 pm

I woke from a really bad dream

by President Trump Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:50 am

I woke from a really bad dream
and my room was full of steam

by **Kenny** Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:22 pm

I woke from a really bad dream
and my room was full of steam
The ghost train had come rumbling through

by President Trump Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:23 pm

I woke from a really bad dream
and my room was full of steam
The ghost train had come rumbling through
I didnt know what to do

by **Kenny** Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:25 pm

I woke from a really bad dream
and my room was full of steam
The ghost train had come rumbling through
I didnt know what to do
But when a voice said " tickets please " , i let out a scream

by President Trump Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:42 pm

brilliant

My phone has just gone dead

by **Kenny** Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:47 pm

My phone has just gone dead
Just as i was talking to me old mate Fred

by President Trump Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:41 pm

My phone has just gone dead
Just as i was talking to me old mate Fred
He thought I hung up

by **Kenny** Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:19 pm

My phone has just gone dead
Just as i was talking to me old mate Fred
He thought I hung up
So my arse he did wup

by President Trump Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:11 am

My phone has just gone dead
Just as i was talking to me old mate Fred
He thought I hung up
So my arse he did wup
With a paddle out in his shed

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:30 pm

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:31 pm

As i walked down the road i fell

by President Trump Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:52 pm

As i walked down the road i fell
into a pit, directly to Hell

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:00 pm

As i walked down the road i fell
into a pit, directly to Hell
The Devil looked me in the eye

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:17 pm

As i walked down the road i fell
into a pit, directly to Hell
The Devil looked me in the eye
and asked did I ever lie?

by President Trump Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:30 pm

As i walked down the road i fell
into a pit, directly to Hell
The Devil looked me in the eye
and asked did I ever lie?
I said "NEVER, sure I own Motherwell"

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:49 pm

So, you think I'd fall for that one?

by President Trump Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:53 pm

So, you think I'd fall for that one?
Said a father to his son

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:11 pm

So, you think I'd fall for that one?
Said a father to his son
You will have to do much better

by President Trump Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:25 pm

So, you think I'd fall for that one?
Said a father to his son
You will have to do much better
or she'll never let you catch her

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:26 pm

So, you think I'd fall for that one?
Said a father to his son
You will have to do much better
or she'll never let you catch her
Despite all the chasing you've done

by President Trump Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:43 pm

The sun had gone for the Summer

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:45 pm

The sun had gone for the Summer
Which really was a bhummer

by President Trump Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:32 am

The sun had gone for the Summer
Which really was a bhummer
It kept raining outside

by **Kenny** Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:05 pm

The sun had gone for the Summer
Which really was a bhummer
It kept raining outside
As the Sun tried to hide

by President Trump Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:33 pm

The sun had gone for the Summer
Which really was a bhummer
It kept raining outside
As the Sun tried to hide
So I lay back and let my wife give me a hummer

by **Kenny** Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:51 pm

by **Kenny** Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:54 pm

I decided to get my hair cut

by President Trump Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:46 pm

I decided to get my hair cut
Not the ones on my head but my butt

by **Kenny** Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:38 pm

I decided to get my hair cut
Not the ones on my head but my butt
Afterwards i looked like a baboon

by **Pal Joey** Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:50 am

I decided to get my hair cut
Not the ones on my head but my butt
Afterwards i looked like a baboon
and hoped it would grow back real soon

by **Kenny** Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:38 pm

I decided to get my hair cut
Not the ones on my head but my butt
Afterwards i looked like a baboon
and hoped it would grow back real soon
Until then my arse looks like Jabba the Hut

by **Pal Joey** Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:33 pm

Chewy had a row with his hairdresser

by **Kenny** Sun Jun 17, 2012 4:11 pm

Chewy had a row with his hairdresser
Who tried to shave him with a compressor

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:25 am

Chewy had a row with his hairdresser
Who tried to shave him with a compressor
But the blade caught his ear

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:16 pm

Chewy had a row with his hairdresser
Who tried to shave him with a compressor
But the blade caught his ear
He let out a roar full of fear

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:28 pm

Chewy had a row with his hairdresser
Who tried to shave him with a compressor
But the blade caught his ear
He let out a roar full of fear
And made him drop his Bowcaster

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:13 pm

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:13 pm

I was trying to make a list

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:47 am

I was trying to make a list
But I found it difficult being pi55ed

by President Trump Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:52 am

I was trying to make a list
But I found it difficult being pi55ed
I couldn't write or count

by **Kenny** Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:14 pm

I was trying to make a list
But I found it difficult being pi55ed
I couldn't write or count
or calculate the amount

by President Trump Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:16 pm

I was trying to make a list
But I found it difficult being pi55ed
I couldn't write or count
or calculate the amount
and I know there's something I missed

by **Kenny** Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:18 pm

very good

by President Trump Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:19 pm

My Phone fell down the loo

by **Kenny** Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:20 pm

My Phone fell down the loo
im sorry if i was talking to you

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:33 pm

My Phone fell down the loo
im sorry if i was talking to you
But I was talking sh!t

by **Kenny** Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:35 pm

My Phone fell down the loo
im sorry if i was talking to you
But I was talking sh!t
which explains why i was hit

by President Trump Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:46 pm

My Phone fell down the loo
im sorry if i was talking to you
But I was talking sh!t
which explains why i was hit
by a monkey flinging his poo

by **Kenny** Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:52 pm

The Windies had just hit a four

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