The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by President Trump Tue 19 Jun 2012, 2:17 pm

The Windies had just hit a four
and the crowd let out a roar

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 19 Jun 2012, 2:31 pm

The Windies had just hit a four
and the crowd let out a roar
But the very next ball

by President Trump Tue 19 Jun 2012, 3:51 pm

The Windies had just hit a four
and the crowd let out a roar
But the very next ball
A six was the call

by **Kenny** Tue 19 Jun 2012, 3:59 pm

The Windies had just hit a four
and the crowd let out a roar
But the very next ball
A six was the call
Hitting the bloke who was doing the score

by President Trump Tue 19 Jun 2012, 4:06 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 19 Jun 2012, 4:09 pm

The boxer was saved by the bell

by Zoot - Trevor Swann 6WF Tue 19 Jun 2012, 4:10 pm

The boxer was saved by the bell
After being put through a round from hell

by **Kenny** Tue 19 Jun 2012, 4:12 pm

The boxer was saved by the bell
After being put through a round from hell
His face had taken some stick

by President Trump Tue 19 Jun 2012, 4:14 pm

The boxer was saved by the bell
After being put through a round from hell
His face had taken some stick
and he got a dig in the d1ck

by **Kenny** Tue 19 Jun 2012, 4:17 pm

The boxer was saved by the bell
After being put through a round from hell
His face had taken some stick
and he got a dig in the d1ck
which was bleeding and starting to swell

by President Trump Tue 19 Jun 2012, 4:38 pm

My trainer threw in the towel

by **Kenny** Tue 19 Jun 2012, 4:43 pm

My trainer threw in the towel
which made my manager scowel

by President Trump Tue 19 Jun 2012, 4:57 pm

My trainer threw in the towel
which made my manager scowel
He leapt from his seat

by **Kenny** Tue 19 Jun 2012, 5:00 pm

My trainer threw in the towel
which made my manager scowel
He leapt from his seat
but tripped over his feet

by littleswannygirl Tue 19 Jun 2012, 5:41 pm

My trainer threw in the towel
which made my manager scowel
He leapt from his seat
but tripped over his feet
And landed in the lap of Jack Rowell

by **Kenny** Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:21 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:22 pm

There once was a lady called Madge

by **Pal Joey** Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:11 am

There once was a lady called Madge
Who wore a large 'peace' badge

by President Trump Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:49 am

There once was a lady called Madge
Who wore a large 'peace' badge
It covered one breast

by **Pal Joey** Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:28 am

There once was a lady called Madge
Who wore a large 'peace' badge
It covered one breast
But as for the rest

by **Kenny** Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:27 pm

There once was a lady called Madge
Who wore a large 'peace' badge
It covered one breast
But as for the rest
Another she may have to cadge

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:32 am

It's hard trying to keep afloat

by President Trump Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:45 am

It's hard trying to keep afloat
Whe there's a great big hole in your boat

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:02 am

It's hard trying to keep afloat
When there's a great big hole in your boat
I first tried to plug it with marshmellows

by **Kenny** Thu 21 Jun 2012, 3:23 pm

It's hard trying to keep afloat
When there's a great big hole in your boat
I first tried to plug it with marshmellows
As i pumped out the water with bellows

by President Trump Thu 21 Jun 2012, 4:18 pm

It's hard trying to keep afloat
When there's a great big hole in your boat
I first tried to plug it with marshmellows
As i pumped out the water with bellows
and plug it up with my pen1s' rain coat

by **Kenny** Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:54 pm

The Cops were hot on my trail

by President Trump Fri 22 Jun 2012, 2:26 pm

The Cops were hot on my trail
It wasn't hard im a guy with a tail

by **Kenny** Fri 22 Jun 2012, 4:01 pm

The Cops were hot on my trail
It wasn't hard im a guy with a tail
It wags when i get over excited

by **Pal Joey** Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:33 am

The Cops were hot on my trail
It wasn't hard im a guy with a tail
It wags when i get over excited
the knocked over bins are easily sighted

by President Trump Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:14 am

The Cops were hot on my trail
It wasn't hard im a guy with a tail
It wags when i get over excited
the knocked over bins are easily sighted
But il still make sure they'll fail

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 29 Jun 2012, 2:14 pm

The office was swarming with flies

by President Trump Fri 29 Jun 2012, 2:30 pm

The office was swarming with flies
They were buzzing around our mince pies

by **Kenny** Fri 29 Jun 2012, 2:50 pm

The office was swarming with flies
They were buzzing around our mince pies
I tried to give one a swot

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 29 Jun 2012, 3:13 pm

The office was swarming with flies
They were buzzing around our mince pies
I tried to give one a swot
But I'd been smoking pot

by **Kenny** Fri 29 Jun 2012, 3:19 pm

The office was swarming with flies
They were buzzing around our mince pies
I tried to give one a swot
But I'd been smoking pot
So smacked the Boss right in the eyes

by Josiah Maiestas Fri 29 Jun 2012, 3:30 pm

We got tickets for the museum

by **Kenny** Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:00 pm

We got tickets for the museum
Which according to the kids isn't Ream

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:01 pm

We got tickets for the museum
Which according to the kids isn't Real Very Happy

The dinosaurs are fake

by **Kenny** Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:05 pm

We got tickets for the museum
Which according to the kids isn't Ream
The dinosaurs are fake
There made of plastic for pitys sake

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:08 pm

We got tickets for the museum
Which according to the kids isn't Ream
The dinosaurs are fake
There made of plastic for pitys sake
and they charge 15 quid just to see 'em

by **Kenny** Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:10 pm

I sat down as the film was just starting

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:17 pm

I sat down as the film was just starting
and the kids sat behind started laughing

by President Trump Fri 29 Jun 2012, 5:08 pm

I sat down as the film was just starting
and the kids sat behind started laughing
I told them to shhh

by **Kenny** Fri 29 Jun 2012, 5:19 pm

I sat down as the film was just starting
and the kids sat behind started laughing
I told them to shhh
But they said " Go Fluck Ya "

by **Pal Joey** Sat 30 Jun 2012, 4:36 pm

I sat down as the film was just starting
and the kids sat behind started laughing
I told them to shhh
But they said " Go Fluck Ya "
So decided to shut them up with some yodeling.

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Jun 2012, 10:05 pm

The sport was on the telly

by littleswannygirl Mon 02 Jul 2012, 12:08 am

The sport was on the telly
My nerves had turned to jelly

by President Trump Mon 02 Jul 2012, 10:15 am

The sport was on the telly
My nerves had turned to jelly
My team were 1 down

by **Kenny** Mon 02 Jul 2012, 10:41 am

The sport was on the telly
My nerves had turned to jelly
My team were 1 down
We were in danger of losing our crown

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