The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 05 Jul 2012, 12:18 pm

Humptey Dumptey was lying in bits
And Old Mother Hubbard had the squits

by **Pal Joey** Thu 05 Jul 2012, 1:52 pm

Humptey Dumptey was lying in bits
And Old Mother Hubbard had the squits
The gingerbread man was on his last legs

by **Kenny** Thu 05 Jul 2012, 3:01 pm

Humptey Dumptey was lying in bits
And Old Mother Hubbard had the squits
The gingerbread man was on his last legs
while Snow White was out selling heather & pegs

by **Pal Joey** Thu 05 Jul 2012, 3:07 pm

Humptey Dumptey was lying in bits
And Old Mother Hubbard had the squits
The gingerbread man was on his last legs
while Snow White was out selling heather & pegs
No wonder Red Riding Hood & the wolf were in fits

by **Kenny** Thu 05 Jul 2012, 3:08 pm

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 05 Jul 2012, 3:20 pm

I wish people really did go around selling heather and pegs! Laugh

by **Kenny** Thu 05 Jul 2012, 3:24 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:I wish people really did go around selling heather and pegs!

It was a few years ago , but a very scary lady knocked on my door selling heather and pegs 100% true . I bought both as i was to scared not to .

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 05 Jul 2012, 3:26 pm

That's brilliant!

by **Kenny** Thu 05 Jul 2012, 3:33 pm

The Gypsy threatened me with a curse

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 05 Jul 2012, 3:35 pm

The Gypsy threatened me with a curse
Of a nasty illness or worse

by **Kenny** Thu 05 Jul 2012, 3:38 pm

The Gypsy threatened me with a curse
Of a nasty illness or worse
So i agreed to buy all her stuff

by President Trump Fri 06 Jul 2012, 3:19 pm

The Gypsy threatened me with a curse
Of a nasty illness or worse
So i agreed to buy all her stuff
And when I had enough

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 06 Jul 2012, 3:23 pm

The Gypsy threatened me with a curse
Of a nasty illness or worse
So i agreed to buy all her stuff
And when I had enough
She showed me her genital 'purse'.

by President Trump Fri 06 Jul 2012, 3:25 pm

by **Kenny** Sat 07 Jul 2012, 9:17 am

The bacon was sizzling under the grill

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Jul 2012, 11:31 am

The bacon was sizzling under the grill
and the poached eggs simmering still

by **Kenny** Mon 09 Jul 2012, 11:44 am

The bacon was sizzling under the grill
and the poached eggs simmering still
The mushrooms were already chopped

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 09 Jul 2012, 11:58 am

The bacon was sizzling under the grill
and the poached eggs simmering still
The mushrooms were already chopped
When out my sausage flopped

by **Kenny** Mon 09 Jul 2012, 12:04 pm

The bacon was sizzling under the grill
and the poached eggs simmering still
The mushrooms were already chopped
When out my sausage flopped
I should put it away before i get a chill

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jul 2012, 2:24 pm

Her arrival came as a shock

by **Kenny** Tue 10 Jul 2012, 3:05 pm

Her arrival came as a shock
So i covered it up with a sock

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 10 Jul 2012, 3:27 pm

Her arrival came as a shock
So i covered it up with a sock
But the sock had a hole

by **Kenny** Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:10 pm

Her arrival came as a shock
So i covered it up with a sock
But the sock had a hole
So you could see my large mole

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 Jul 2012, 6:15 am

Her arrival came as a shock
So i covered it up with a sock
But the sock had a hole
So you could see my large mole
Which acts as a kind of a lock

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:32 am

The monkey was still on my back

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 13 Jul 2012, 1:11 pm

The monkey was still on my back
But I thought it was just a rucksack

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Jul 2012, 2:17 pm

The monkey was still on my back
But I thought it was just a rucksack
Until it bit on my ear

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 13 Jul 2012, 2:45 pm

The monkey was still on my back
But I thought it was just a rucksack
Until it bit on my ear
And called me a queer

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Jul 2012, 2:58 pm

The monkey was still on my back
But I thought it was just a rucksack
Until it bit on my ear
And called me a queer
So i nailed it in it's butt crack !

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jul 2012, 3:46 am

The puppy was having a ball

by littleswannygirl Sat 14 Jul 2012, 2:27 pm

The puppy was having a ball
Chasing the cat up and down the hall

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:14 pm

The puppy was having a ball
Chasing the cat up and down the hall.
Then a tiger walked in

by **Galted** Sat 14 Jul 2012, 6:05 pm

The puppy was having a ball
Chasing the cat up and down the hall.
Then a tiger walked in
Ate them both with a grin

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 14 Jul 2012, 8:49 pm

The puppy was having a ball
Chasing the cat up and down the hall.
Then a tiger walked in
Ate them both with a grin
Then he headed on back to Bengal.

by littleswannygirl Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:12 pm

by Guest Sun 15 Jul 2012, 7:13 pm

This Limerick thread is quite funny

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 15 Jul 2012, 10:31 pm

This Limerick thread is quite funny
If only we earned extra money

by **Kenny** Tue 17 Jul 2012, 4:58 pm

This Limerick thread is quite funny
If only we earned extra money
We could try to put them into a book

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:32 am

This Limerick thread is quite funny
If only we earned extra money
We could try to put them into a book
So more people could have a look

by **Galted** Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:50 am

This Limerick thread is quite funny
If only we earned extra money
We could try to put them into a book
So more people could have a look
& get it published by Collins or SUNY

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Jul 2012, 4:14 pm

I really don't which is the best

by **Pal Joey** Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:28 am

I really don't which is the best
But I know I'll have to test

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:31 pm

I really don't which is the best
But I know I'll have to test
The difference between Women and Men

by **Galted** Thu 19 Jul 2012, 2:01 pm

I really don't which is the best
But I know I'll have to test
The difference between Women and Men
with a map-reading challenge and then

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Jul 2012, 2:06 pm

I really don't which is the best
But I know I'll have to test
The difference between Women and Men
with a map-reading challenge and then
I will see who goes East or West

by **Pal Joey** Thu 19 Jul 2012, 2:23 pm

don't know wtf that was about... but I like it.

Three leg-sided fielders took their place

by **Galted** Thu 19 Jul 2012, 2:40 pm

while the bowler picked scabs off his face

by President Trump Thu 19 Jul 2012, 2:40 pm

Three leg-sided fielders took their place
They were confident in their space

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Jul 2012, 4:07 pm

Three leg-sided fielders took their place
They were confident in their space
while the bowler picked scabs off his face
caused by a beamer he just didn't trace

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 19 Jul 2012, 4:32 pm

Three leg-sided fielders took their place
They were confident in their space
while the bowler picked scabs off his face
caused by a beamer he just didn't trace
Morkel's just trapped Trott with his pace

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