The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:30 am

The time seemed right for a change

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:39 am

The time seemed right for a change
To the golfer at the driving range

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:53 am

The time seemed right for a change
To the golfer at the driving range
So he tried a different club

by **Galted** Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:31 pm

The time seemed right for a change
To the golfer at the driving range
So he tried a different club
Sliced the ball into a pub

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:40 pm

The time seemed right for a change
To the golfer at the driving range
So he tried a different club
Sliced the ball into a pub
Getting a hole in one , now that's really strange

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:12 pm

The comic book hero was in trouble,

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:19 pm

The comic book hero was in trouble,
Fred Flintstone had killed Barney Rubble

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:29 pm

The comic book hero was in trouble,
Fred Flintstone had killed Barney Rubble
Betty was understandably inconsolable,

by **Galted** Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:33 pm

The comic book hero was in trouble,
Fred Flintstone had killed Barney Rubble
Betty was understandably inconsolable
Bam Bam was quite uncontrollable

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:42 pm

The comic book hero was in trouble,
Fred Flintstone had killed Barney Rubble
Betty was understandably inconsolable
Bam Bam was quite uncontrollable
And Wilma said "Make mine a double"

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:36 pm

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 20, 2012 3:21 pm

I took a walk with Lana Del Rey

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 20, 2012 3:37 pm

I took a walk with Lana Del Rey
but the stitches on my fly started to fray

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 20, 2012 3:59 pm

I took a walk with Lana Del Rey
but the stitches on my fly started to fray.
She glanced at my thong

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:01 pm

I took a walk with Lana Del Rey
but the stitches on my fly started to fray.
She glanced at my thong
Containing my schlong

by Thomond Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:03 pm

I took a walk with Lana Del Rey
but the stitches on my fly started to fray.
She glanced at my thong
Containing my schlong
and I saidit's all gone Pete Tong

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:48 pm

These limericks don't always scan

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:37 pm

These limericks don't always scan
With them not always going to plan

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:42 pm

These limericks don't always scan
With them not always going to plan
But with this one, no doubt

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:46 pm

These limericks don't always scan
With them not always going to plan
But with this one, no doubt
Is in with a shout

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:49 pm

These limericks don't always scan
With them not always going to plan
But with this one, no doubt
Is in with a shout
Unless I completely mess up the last line and don't even get it to rhyme at the end

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:51 pm

by **Galted** Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:02 pm

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:11 pm

The last one was really quite good

by **Galted** Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:20 pm

The last one was really quite good
though the final line possibly could

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:24 pm

The last one was really quite good
though the final line possibly could
of been a little less funny

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:25 am

The last one was really quite good
though the final line possibly could
of been a little less funny
than a schizophrenic bunny

by **Galted** Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:11 pm

The last one was really quite good
though the final line possibly could
of been a little less funny
than a schizophrenic bunny
& didn't rhyme like a final line should

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:46 pm

That's certainly a cause for concern,

by **Galted** Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:59 pm

That's certainly a cause for concern,
but something from which we could learn

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:10 pm

That's certainly a cause for concern,
but something from which we could learn
The rules are understood quite clearly

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Jul 21, 2012 4:17 pm

That's certainly a cause for concern,
but something from which we could learn
The rules are understood quite clearly
They're held in our hearts quite dearly

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 21, 2012 4:25 pm

That's certainly a cause for concern,
but something from which we could learn
The rules are understood quite clearly
They're held in our hearts quite dearly
Like an image of Laura Dern

by **Kenny** Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:58 pm

If the limerick is looking real strong

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:05 pm

If the limerick is looking real strong
And life's skipping merrily along

by Guest Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:13 pm

If the limerick is looking real strong
And life's skipping merrily along
Then wait for that bump

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:50 pm

If the limerick is looking real strong
And life's skipping merrily along
Then wait for that bump
And you'll get the hump

by Guest Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:56 pm

If the limerick is looking real strong
And life's skipping merrily along
Then wait for that bump
And you'll get the hump
Until you take a hit from the bong!

by **Galted** Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:02 pm

the thread was revived by Freekshow

by Guest Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:05 pm

The thread was revived by Freekshow
Who for pleasure likes watching a leek grow

by **Galted** Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:18 pm

The thread was revived by Freekshow
Who for pleasure likes watching a leek grow
and smashing up toys

by Guest Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:19 pm

The thread was revived by Freekshow
Who for pleasure likes watching a leek grow
and smashing up toys
Because boys will be boys

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:23 pm

The thread was revived by Freekshow
Who for pleasure likes watching a leek grow
and smashing up toys
Because boys will be boys
Although peeking up skirts is a no-no

by Guest Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:30 pm

Tomorrow I'll probably be hanging

by **Galted** Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:48 pm

Tomorrow I'll probably be hanging
while I'd clearly rather be banging

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:54 pm

Tomorrow I'll probably be hanging
while I'd clearly rather be banging
in nails (DIY)

by Guest Sun Jul 22, 2012 12:16 am

Tomorrow I'll probably be hanging
while I'd clearly rather be banging
in nails instead
Of just soothing my head

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Jul 22, 2012 12:44 am

Tomorrow I'll probably be hanging
while I'd clearly rather be banging
in nails instead
Or just soothing my head
After getting worn out wellie-wanging

by Guest Sun Jul 22, 2012 12:59 am

Top stuff! clap

606v2 is awesome

by **Pal Joey** Sun Jul 22, 2012 7:56 am

606v2 is awesome
Like observing a meerkat foursome

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