The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by Guest Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:48 pm

The neighbours were having a spat
All because of their randy old cat
It had been with a dirty pussie
and a voyeuristic wussy
I'd pay a doller to witness all that!

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:53 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:55 pm

She looked and said " It's the biggest i've seen ! "

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 6:06 pm

She looked and said " It's the biggest i've seen ! "
"and you keep it ever so clean"

by Guest Fri 27 Jul 2012, 6:09 pm

She looked and said " It's the biggest i've seen ! "
"and you keep it ever so clean"
It shines like copper

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 6:24 pm

She looked and said " It's the biggest i've seen ! "
"and you keep it ever so clean"
It shines like copper
It's such a really Big Whopper

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 6:38 pm

She looked and said " It's the biggest i've seen ! "
"and you keep it ever so clean"
It shines like copper
It's such a really Big Whopper
this limerick's getting obscene

by Guest Fri 27 Jul 2012, 7:49 pm

My mates a dead ringer for Wogan

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:21 pm

My mates a dead ringer for Wogan
When he sings he sounds like Johnny Logan

by Guest Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:41 pm

My mates a dead ringer for Wogan
When he sings he sounds like Johnny Logan
It's a wonderful sound

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:09 pm

My mates a dead ringer for Wogan
When he sings he sounds like Johnny Logan
It's a wonderful sound
Although Eurovision frowned

by Guest Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:12 pm

My mates a dead ringer for Wogan
When he sings he sounds like Johnny Logan
It's a wonderful sound
Although Eurovision frowned
Did I shoot him? No officer, no gun!

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:19 pm

The World is waiting to see

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:27 pm

The World is waiting to see
The Zambian team, then GB

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:28 pm

The World is waiting to see
The Zambian team, then GB
As hosts we are coming out last

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:32 pm

The World is waiting to see
The Zambian team, then GB
As hosts we are coming out last
We'll get lapped, we'll get passed

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:36 pm

The World is waiting to see
The Zambian team, then GB
As hosts we are coming out last
We'll get lapped , We'll get passed
By Prince Phillip ,you wait and see

by **Pal Joey** Sat 28 Jul 2012, 7:24 am

They say the devil is in the detail

by **Kenny** Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:21 am

They say the devil is in the detail
Especially when working in retail

by **Pal Joey** Sat 28 Jul 2012, 2:43 pm

They say the devil is in the detail
Especially when working in retail
And that watch display was deceiving

by **Kenny** Sat 28 Jul 2012, 5:01 pm

They say the devil is in the detail
Especially when working in retail
And that watch display was deceiving
Making time stop , took some believing

by Guest Sat 28 Jul 2012, 7:47 pm

They say the devil is in the detail
Especially when working in retail
And that watch display was deceiving
Making time stop , took some believing
Never mind, Can you get me some free ale?

by **Pal Joey** Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:25 pm

So the sun is now rising in Sydney

by Guest Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:31 pm

So the sun is now rising in Sydney
And I'm eating an Indians kidney

by **Pal Joey** Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:50 pm

So the sun is now rising in Sydney
And I'm eating an Indians kidney
Ever since I lost mine

by Guest Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:27 pm

So the sun is now rising in Sydney
And I'm eating an Indians kidney
Ever since I lost mine
To a bloody landmine

by **Kenny** Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:07 am

So the sun is now rising in Sydney
And I'm eating an Indians kidney
Ever since I lost mine
To a bloody landmine
Ive been needing another one in me

by Guest Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:11 am

King Kenny is the man with the blueprint

by **Kenny** Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:15 am

King Kenny is the man with the blueprint
But putting it into practice is leaving me skint

by Guest Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:20 am

King Kenny is the man with the blueprint
But putting it into practice is leaving me skint
To the point where I steal

by **Kenny** Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:23 am

King Kenny is the man with the blueprint
But putting it into practice is leaving me skint
To the point where I steal
Just to get a good meal

by Guest Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:28 am

King Kenny is the man with the blueprint
But putting it into practice is leaving me skint
To the point where I steal
Just to get a good meal
So donations are welcome, get the hint?

by **Kenny** Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:30 am

I was running as fast as i could

by Guest Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:33 am

I was running as fast as I could
Just to get out of that nasty 'hood

by **Kenny** Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:34 am

I was running as fast as I could
Just to get out of that nasty 'hood
The gang life wasn't for me

by Guest Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:40 am

I was running as fast as I could
Just to get out of that nasty 'hood
The gang life wasn't for me
I decided to flee

by **Kenny** Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:44 am

I was running as fast as I could
Just to get out of that nasty 'hood
The gang life wasn't for me
I decided to flee
To a cabin way deep in the wood

by Guest Sun 29 Jul 2012, 1:00 am

A pickpocket just stole all my cash

by **Pal Joey** Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:59 am

A pickpocket just stole all my cash
In which I'd carefully wrapped up my hash

by Guest Sun 29 Jul 2012, 1:16 pm

A pickpocket just stole all my cash
In which I'd carefully wrapped up my hash
Now he's loaded and high

by **Pal Joey** Sun 29 Jul 2012, 1:24 pm

A pickpocket just stole all my cash
In which I'd carefully wrapped up my hash
Now he's loaded and high
And the hours tick on by

by **Kenny** Sun 29 Jul 2012, 3:20 pm

A pickpocket just stole all my cash
In which I'd carefully wrapped up my hash
Now he's loaded and high
And the hours tick on by
Till he returns for the rest of my stash

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:56 am

The Olympics are well underway

by **Galted** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:20 am

The Olympics are well underway
the peloton cocked it up the first day

by **Galted** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:16 pm

The Olympics are well underway
the peloton cocked it up the first day
they lacked guile or tact
& eventually cracked
& couldn't react to the breakaway

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:46 pm

very good

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:48 pm

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