Three words to define your Club/Province's character

Kiwiredevil did this in the International section, I thought it would be fun to do it for our clubs/provinces/franchises.

Bulls - kick, catch, pressure
Stormers - drift defence, rush defence, ruck pressure
Lions - injuries, pathetic, sad
Cheetahs - run, enthusiasm, Goosen
Sharks - mistakes, predictable, unimaginative

Crusaders - patient, relentless, offside
Hurricanes - counter, opportunitists, pace
Chiefs - cohesive, pressure, execution
Highlanders - spirit, cohesion, organised
Blues - shame, sad, errors

Brumbies - apology, organised, Jake
Reds - injuries, trying, struggling
Force - I don't know
Waratahs - Forwards, predictable, average
Rebels - average mixed bag.

I struggled with some, but there it is.

Tigers - Everyone hates us

Exeter - never say die

We are down

Quins - Top English team... At least until the playoffs.

More soberly - pace, commitment, defence.

Munster - Big cheating Basterds (that's how everyone else sees us anyway)
Connacht - Have a go
Leinster- Dolce and Gabbana
Ulster- Paddy Feicing Wallace.

Ulster - Too many foreigners
Munster - Too many forwards
Leinster - Too many backs
Connacht - Too few fans

SHarks - too many foreigners ( Michalack)
Bulls - Too many kicks (morne Steyn)
Lions - too many injuries
Cheetahs - Too many mistakes
Stormers - Not enough tries.

Blues - F..k and doublef..k.

Quins- Defend, counterpunch, score

Wasps - Nomads, Resilience , contracts

Blues(welsh) - Underachievers, complex, passionless

Awesome, focking awesome.

Exeter - Performance, Ambition, Enjoyment

Leinster

fast, flowing, running

That's the traditional view. But Cheika added

ugly, mean pack

False dawn again
Only beats Bath
One eyed inbreds
Choke in final
Working class club
Passion, pride and history
Better next season...

Any of those for Glaws

Blue Focking Magic

Ospreys - not the galacticos.

BigTrevsbigmac wrote:Wasps - Nomads, Resilience , contracts

Nah,

Deep Pan Pizza

Ulster - John Three Sixteen

Northampton - ashtons swan dive

Leinster - better than Ireland

IronMike wrote:Blues(welsh) - Underachievers, complex, passionless

That somes up the Auckland version at the moment too

Crusaders: absorb, counterattack, teamwork
Highlanders: Grit, Power, Defense
Hurricanes: No more primadonnas
Chiefs: Finally getting there

Glasgow - Hard As Nails
Edinburgh - Bunch of Arse

Mickado wrote:Blue Focking Magic

We had settled on Dolce and Gabbana

Although Ralph Lauren Chinos would also work.

Glasgow Warriors - hard to beat

Edinburgh - soft as merde

Munster - Red, Elephantine (long memories!), Belligerent

Leinster - Lethal, Fancy, Lightboned

Ulster - Austere, Resilient, Ice

Connacht - Heat, Exuberant, Mad (nutty ).

Ospreys
Before christmas - Lead by idiots
Post christmas - mostly doing better

Blues : Baber Burnell incompetant

Canterbury: ABs of rugby (#1 and envy of the world )

kiakahaaotearoa wrote:Canterbury: ABs of rugby (#1 and envy of the world )

Adding one and one, that means in about two years time the title of ABs of Rugby, and envy of the World, should be comfortably living at Munster Rugby.ie ?

SecretFly wrote:

kiakahaaotearoa wrote:Canterbury: ABs of rugby (#1 and envy of the world )

Adding one and one, that means in about two years time the title of ABs of Rugby, and envy of the World, should be comfortably living at Munster Rugby.ie ?

you guys can have the Abs of rugby, we will soon be the Alpha and Omega of world rugby.

Gwent Dragons: A sinking ship!

Bath - lost, spineless, and shameful

Glaws: hope, next, season

Jim, Hamilton, punchdrunk

NSW - Pampered, posing, prima-donnas

Scarlets: Passion, Flair, Brainless OR Young, Fearless, Enthusiastic

rugbydreamer wrote:Scarlets: Passion, Flair, Brainless

Or - no forwards left!

We are hopeless!!

Bulls, - well err. - Blue, sometimes pink

Sharks (SA): Should be better

Sharks - New zealand coach (need I say more?)

biltongbek wrote:Sharks - New zealand coach (need I say more?)

Hmmm, and the Lions too. Our sabotage plans are starting to bear fruit . I must say we've exceeded expectations with Wales, Gatland wins most things vs other NH teams, and successfully loses vs the SH

Can we interest the Bulls or Stormers in one P. Lam?

Ulster are;

Proud, tough and determined.

Ulster

Three, Six, Nine

as in three counties, six counties, nine counties

Kiwireddevil wrote:

biltongbek wrote:Sharks - New zealand coach (need I say more?)

Hmmm, and the Lions too. Our sabotage plans are starting to bear fruit . I must say we've exceeded expectations with Wales, Gatland wins most things vs other NH teams, and successfully loses vs the SH

Can we interest the Bulls or Stormers in one P. Lam?

Send him to Australia, let him take Dean's place, then we'll take him.

Notch wrote:Ulster are;

Proud, tough and determined.

Surely you mean "in crisis again"

Thats Ulsters fans!

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