The 606v2 Fantastic Fantasy Football Homepage page XVI

by The Special Juan Mon 04 Jun 2012, 12:02 am

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Cherry Cup Round 1

Go Ahead Eagles v FC United of Bournemouth etc etc
Viva City v AC ALSOAM
Jacamos Utd v FC Furious
AFC Swamp Donkeys v Treble's Revenge
City of Norwich FC v Straight Edge United
Borussia Munchingballsack v Cunning Canaries FC
Real Ale Sociedad v Athletico Bilbao Baggins
Sporting Sideburns FC v The London Silly Nannies

TACTICS NEED TO BE IN THIS WEDNESDAY (11PM) FOR THE FIRST WEEK OF SEASON 2

Everyone in Premier League (who votes on Championship) send their results to:
TwisT and Sodhat

Everyone in Championship (who votes on Premier League) send their results to:
Hero and TSC

To Qualify for the £2M Bonus, teams need to post their tactics by Midnight on Wednesday and PM their results by Midnight on Friday

Premier League

Real Ale Sociedad - TwisT

Tactics

The London Silly Nannies - Sodhat

Injuries

AC ALittleSilhouetteoOfAMan (AC ALSOAM) - Marky

Lawyers

Viva City - VivaPaulScholes

Fixtures

Cunning Canaries FC - ollyrules

Results

AFC Swamp Donkeys - fernando

Table

Borussia Munchingballsack - Sainty

FC United of Bournemouth Town and Boscombe City Wanderers Athletic Football Club - cherriesfan

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Championship

Athletico Bilbao Baggins FC - Hero

Tactics

Jacamos United - TSC

Injuries

FC Furious - nick_fury

Lawyers

Sporting Sideburns FC - Gav

Fixtures

Treble's Revenge - onlytreblewinners

Results

Go Ahead Eagles - Russell_Elmo

Table

Straight-Edge United - TheBrahmaBull

City Of Norwich FC - ncfc_Tooze

by The Special Juan Wed 06 Jun 2012, 12:51 pm

How's that phone gong Viva? Do you know how to use it or do you just shout at the ringy-ringy-talky box?

by FIFA Diva Wed 06 Jun 2012, 12:53 pm

The older German lads the Golden generation need to win something now or they will go down as failures a bit like our England lot but they are a bit better.

by FIFA Diva Wed 06 Jun 2012, 1:04 pm

TSC wrote:How's that phone gong Viva? Do you know how to use it or do you just shout at the ringy-ringy-talky box?

It's been 8 days and I still haven't recieved the phone. mad

by Marky Wed 06 Jun 2012, 1:08 pm

This joke reminds me of Viva somewhat;

As I sat down in the pub with my pint, I put my Nokia 3310 on the table in front of me. My mate immediately burst out laughing and put his iPhone next to mine. I gave it a disdainful look.

"Why don't you get a better phone, mate?" he asked.

"I don't need one." I replied. "My phone does everything that I need and it's better than yours."

He burst out laughing again. "Better than mine?" he roared. "Mine has 3G, Wi-Fi, the iMessage service, a best-in-class browser, five megapixel camera, access to the App Store for virtually unlimited customisation plus a built-in iPod for all my music. If yours is better than mine, I'll give you my phone."

"I don't want your phone." I said, "Mine's the best, why would I want a second-best, second-hand phone? I tell you what, though, if I can prove that mine is better than yours, how about you give me the cash equivalent of your phone?"

"You're on!" he crowed. "Show me something with your phone and I'll show you how mine is better."

Casually, I knocked my phone off the table.

by **Hero** Wed 06 Jun 2012, 1:13 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
TSC wrote:How's that phone gong Viva? Do you know how to use it or do you just shout at the ringy-ringy-talky box?

It's been 8 days and I still haven't recieved the phone.

Apple would never give that poor a service.

#justsaying

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 06 Jun 2012, 1:33 pm

Well what to do now? Also has Tooze given you tactics to hand in? As he is away in Australia he won't be doing them himself! I will do some for him if you want?

by TwisT Wed 06 Jun 2012, 1:45 pm

Tactics up. Good luck Soddy

by The Special Juan Wed 06 Jun 2012, 1:51 pm

Lille replace Hazard with Martin at 1/3rd of the cost.

by sodhat Wed 06 Jun 2012, 1:52 pm

TwisT wrote:Tactics up. Good luck Soddy

Mine too, and to you thumbsup

by The Special Juan Wed 06 Jun 2012, 1:53 pm

Eugh, anyone watching Kanepi v Sharapova? It's painful, painful viewing.

by sodhat Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:02 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18308363

Brilliant!

by Trebs Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:06 pm

I'm watching Sharapova heart

How is it painful?

by The Special Juan Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:08 pm

She cannot serve. It's very annoying.

by sodhat Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:10 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:I'm watching Sharapova

How is it painful?

Erection for an extended period of time can become tiresome?

That's a bit blue for this time of the afternoon though.

by Trebs Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:13 pm

Sharapova's odds keep getting lower each time I check them.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:15 pm

Sam Stosur would be my bet for the Women's draw. And then of course the Djoker for the Men's draw. That man is made of steel

by FIFA Diva Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:16 pm

Hero wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:
TSC wrote:How's that phone gong Viva? Do you know how to use it or do you just shout at the ringy-ringy-talky box?

It's been 8 days and I still haven't recieved the phone.

Apple would never give that poor a service.

#justsaying

You Apple boys sure do have short memory, you don't remember the delays with the white Iphone?

Marky you telling me you would rather have a Nokia 3310 over an Iphone 4S? The people who cry that new Smartphones are not as strong as the bricks from the 90's don't deserve to own a phone if they can't respect it. It takes a lot to break these new phones, I don't know what these people must be doing to them to compltely wreck them.

by Trebs Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:19 pm

After a world class striker and I'm willing to pay top dollar.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:20 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:After a world class striker and I'm willing to pay top dollar.

I have Demba Ba and Grant Holt Whistle

by sodhat Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:23 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:After a world class striker and I'm willing to pay top dollar.

Adebayor remains available for bids

You may scoff and say he isn't world class but he scored plenty of premier league goals last season and he generally gets goals on here for me too.

by Trebs Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:24 pm

Erm, while they're half decent strikers Olly, I'd sooner have Matri and Miccoli

Sodhat, I don't like Adebayor, sorry.

I want someone like Higuain, Van Persie, Aguero etc.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:25 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:Erm, while they're half decent strikers Olly, I'd sooner have Matri and Miccoli

Sodhat, I don't like Adebayor, sorry.

I want someone like Higuain, Van Persie, Aguero etc.

Half decent? They scored 31 Premier League goals between them last season Whistle

by sodhat Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:26 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:Erm, while they're half decent strikers Olly, I'd sooner have Matri and Miccoli

Sodhat, I don't like Adebayor, sorry.

I want someone like Higuain, Van Persie, Aguero etc.

There are actually very few world class strikers in the league at the moment. Higuain, Benzema, Cavani spring to mind but other than that...

by The Special Juan Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:27 pm

Diego Milito spits on your face. (He's NFS)

by sodhat Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:30 pm

Diego Milito is below those guys in my opinion (and from a football sense only, I'm sure he's a lovely bloke).

by TwisT Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:47 pm

I have decided to call my attacking German midfield 3 "The Blitzkrieg". Not politically correct I know. If it was, I would have called my French CDM pairing "The White Flag Waving Twosome" Laugh

by Trebs Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:50 pm

Call them the third Reich twist?

by TwisT Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:51 pm

Lil bit close to the bone, but I did have that idea Trebs Laugh

by **Hero** Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:51 pm

TwisT wrote:I have decided to call my attacking German midfield 3 "The Blitzkrieg". Not politically correct I know. If it was, I would have called my French CDM pairing "The White Flag Waving Twosome"

I'm waiting on Kagawa next season to make a mistake that results in the opposition scoring a goal and the Sun going with something along the lines of 'Kamikaze Kagawa'.

by Trebs Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:56 pm

Maria Sharapova... semis....

Sure there's a joke in that somewhere...

by sodhat Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:58 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:Maria Sharapova... semis....

Sure there's a joke in that somewhere...

"She's dealt with her fair share of semis."

by Trebs Wed 06 Jun 2012, 2:58 pm

Doesn't she usually get to more than just a semi?

by sodhat Wed 06 Jun 2012, 3:00 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:Doesn't she usually get to more than just a semi?

Yeah I was thinking that as I wrote it Laugh

I'm sure she won't settle for a semi. She wants to go all the way.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 06 Jun 2012, 3:30 pm

Murray or Ferrer. Ferrer for me

Murray struggles to even get a semi most of the time

by Trebs Wed 06 Jun 2012, 3:31 pm

Andy Murray seems to always get to the semi actually, he just fails to take it all the way

I reckon Murray at 6/4 is good value for the win.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 06 Jun 2012, 3:33 pm

Can't believe he has that short odds! He has never beaten Ferrer on clay

by sodhat Wed 06 Jun 2012, 3:33 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:Andy Murray seems to always get to the semi actually, he just fails to take it all the way

Hate when that happens.

by Trebs Wed 06 Jun 2012, 3:37 pm

Anyone think he'll ever make it all the way? He's had a couple of near misses over his career.

by FIFA Diva Wed 06 Jun 2012, 3:38 pm

I hate Murray he is a first class idiot, I just wish the English media stop claiming him as thier own. Lets go and find our own Tennis players rather then heart

ing players from other countrys.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 06 Jun 2012, 3:40 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:Anyone think he'll ever make it all the way? He's had a couple of near misses over his career.

I think he will win the Aussie Open but never Wimbledon. It all depends if Djokovic and Nadal stay fit, if they do I can't see Murray winning more than one or two

by sodhat Wed 06 Jun 2012, 3:41 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I hate Murray he is a first class idiot, I just wish the English media stop claiming him as thier own. Lets go and find our own Tennis players rather then ing players from other countrys.

You mean you don't believe Murray is 'British'?

I don't mind him being touted as British rather than Scottish (which I imagine he feels he is), I support him over the other players for the most part barring Federer who I just love to watch.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 06 Jun 2012, 3:42 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I hate Murray he is a first class idiot, I just wish the English media stop claiming him as thier own. Lets go and find our own Tennis players rather then ing players from other countrys.

Agreed

by FIFA Diva Wed 06 Jun 2012, 3:51 pm

sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:I hate Murray he is a first class idiot, I just wish the English media stop claiming him as thier own. Lets go and find our own Tennis players rather then ing players from other countrys.

You mean you don't believe Murray is 'British'?

I don't mind him being touted as British rather than Scottish (which I imagine he feels he is), I support him over the other players for the most part barring Federer who I just love to watch.

It's the media that annoy me when they are doing well they are British when they fail they are Scottish, make your minds up media.

I don't like Murray anyway he is a bitter man who has to pretend that he is not anti English but you can see the bitterness seaping through his dirty little skin.

by Marky Wed 06 Jun 2012, 3:58 pm

I'm British. How does that work?

by The Special Juan Wed 06 Jun 2012, 5:56 pm

Bad news: Screen's gone. Sorry lads. See you in a few weeks. (Might be able to pop on some time using someone else's computer)

by Marky Wed 06 Jun 2012, 6:18 pm

In his absence I declare myself Interim Jacamos United manager.

My first act is to accept AC ALSOAM's bid of Daniel Van Buyten and Bryan Oviedo for Phillip Lahm.

It's good for business.

by Trebs Wed 06 Jun 2012, 6:59 pm

He told me we were doing a swap of Cuenca for Xabi Alonso

by Marky Wed 06 Jun 2012, 8:56 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:He told me we were doing a swap of Cuenca for Xabi Alonso

Seems believeable to me.

by nadeem2099 Wed 06 Jun 2012, 9:53 pm

Tactics in. Its not much but better than nothing as been busy at the mo. Next week you will definitely see an improvement in tactics.

by sodhat Wed 06 Jun 2012, 10:33 pm

During TSC's enforced absence, Afro has agreed to take over the post until he can return.

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