Jacamos United - interim managers page

Team: Jacamos United
Stadium: Greggs
Manager: Mr Long Leggy Cleggy Weggy
Assistant Managers: Mrs. Agnes Brown and Russell Howard
Team colours: Navy Blue and Orange
Starting budget: £6.9m
Current budget: £1.45m
Number in squad: 23

Goalkeepers
Gianluigi Buffon
Costel Pantilimon

Defenders
Marcel Schmelzer (LB)
Philipp Lahm (LB/RB) - El Capitaino
Darijo Srna (RB) - El Vice Capitaino
Lukasz Piszczek (RB)
Rio Ferdinand (CB)
Fernando Amorebieta (CB)
Angelo Ogbonna (CB)
Dante (CB)
Nemanja Vidic (CB) in on loan

Midfielders

Javi Martinez (CM/DM/CB)
Marouane Fellaini (DM/CM/AM)
Xabi Alonso (DM/CM)
Ashley Young (RW/LW/SS)
Steven Gerrard (AM/CM)
Iker Muniain (LM/LW/RM/RW)
Xherdan Shaqiri (RM/RW/LM/LW)
Younes Belhanda (AM/CM/RW)

Strikers

Cristian Tello (RW/LW/ST)
Diego Milito (ST/CF)
Robert Lewandowski (CF) out on loan
Luuk de Jong (CF)
Alvaro Negredo (ST)


Transfers In

Fernando Amorebieta (£7.9m - Athletic Bilbao)
Luiz Gustavo (£13m - München)
Javi Martinez (£17.5m - Athletic Bilbao)
Cristian Tello (£2.2m - Barcelona)
Marcel Schmelzer (£6.6m - Borussia Dortmund)
Phil Jagielka + Gylfi Sigurdsson + £3m (£3m + PX1 - AC ALSOAM)
Kerim Frei (£1.8m - Lawyers)
Dante Bonfim Costa Santos (£7m - Borussia Monchengladbach)
Urby Emmanuelson (£3.1m - Releases)
Lukasz Piszczek (£7.9m - Borussia Dortmund)
Xabi Alonso (£40.5m - Real Madrid)
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Wes Hoolahan (£2.6m - Norwich)
Alan Dzagoev (£14m - CSKA Moscow)
Steven Gerrard - (PX2 - Cunning Canaries)
Luuk de Jong (PX3 - Real Ale Sociedad)
Javier Hernandez (£21m - Real Ale Sociedad)
Marouane Fellaini (£18.5m - Season 1 lawyers)
Angelo Ogbonna (£2.65m - Releases)
Alvaro Negredo + Ashley Young (PX4 - Hangover 69)
Younes Belhanda (£12.5m - Montpellier)
Nemanja Vidic (loan swap - Athletico Bilbao Baggins)

Transfers Out

Yoann Gourcuff (£15m - Lawyers)
Aleksandr Hleb (£1.3m - Released)
Maxime Gonalons + Raul Albiol (PX1 - AC ALSOAM)
Kerim Frei (£2.9m - Go Ahead Eagles)
Urby Emmanuelson (£7.5m - Lawyers)
Marco Reus (£35m - Real Ale Sociedad)
Emilio Izaguirre (£5m - Borussia Munchingballsack
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Wes Hoolahan (£4.6m - Cunning Canaries)
Phil Jagielka & Gylfi Sigurdsson - (PX2 - Cunning Canaries)
Olivier Giroud (PX3 + £12m - Real Ale Sociedad)
Luis Gustavo (£15m - Treble's Revenge)
Tom Cleverley + Javier Hernandez + Alan Dzagoev (PX4 + £2m - Hangover 69)
Robert Lewandowski (loan swap - Athletico Bilbao Baggins)

Season 1 Data

Spoiler:

Income/Outgoing

Voting and Tactics Bonuses

Week 1 (£3m) (£2m for tactics, £1m for a draw)
Euro 2012 Sweepstake - £1m :Guinness:
Week 2 (£3m) (£2m for tactics, £1m for a draw)
Week 3 (£4m) (£2m for tactics, £2m for a win)
Week 4 (£3m) (£2m for tactics, £1m for a draw)

Media Bonus

£1m for Gameweek 1
£1m for Gameweek 2
£1m for Gameweek 3
£1m for Gameweek 4
£1m for Gameweek 5


Top Scorers

Lewandowski (6)
Munian (2)
Gerrard (1)

Nickname Index:

"Sleazy" Gianluigi Buffon
"Cunning" Costel Pantilimon
Philipp Lahm "Chop"
Lukasz "He loves the letter z" Piszczek
"Frolicking" Fernando Amorebieta
Jaggy" Phil Jagielka
"Devilish" Dante
"His Name Is" Rio "And He Dances On The Sand" Ferdinand
"Marvellous" Marcel Schmelzer
"Clever" Tom Cleverley
"Jiving" Javi Martinez
Xabi "Spitting Image of Someone I Know" Alonso
"Gracious" Luiz Gustavo
"Salty" Alan Dzagoev
"Itchy" Iker Muniain
Xherdan "Hips Don't Lie" Shaqiri
"Dancing" Diego Milito
"Telling" Cristian Tello
Robert "Goes Into Town On A Saturday Night And Causes A Lot Of Damage But Always Apologises Afterwards" Lewandowski

Lewandowski intrested.

if your aloud to sell

£6 million + Robert Huth = Phil Jagielka
Enq

Also welcome Afro

Oh right!

Just like TSC then, no deals

Adrian + ?? = Lwen.

intrested in Lwendoski so whats it gona take?

Lewandowski for Adebayor
ENQ

Right Afro.

Gylfi Sigurdsson = Robert Huth + £6 million
Enq

or

Tom Cleverly = £6 million
Enq

Cardozo = Lwen?

Straight Swap no hassle?

Me too

Fair enough.

his not moving to Turkey

Sorry but Jags and Cleverly would only really be back ups for me. Gerrard is NFS unless it is a HUGE offer

Not. A. Chance.

Bale is as likely to leave me as Norwich getting Champions League football in the next two years

That sure is tempting. But I don't think I can part with Gerrard for that, he is very valuable to my midfield

If you chuck in £4 million you have yourself a deal

How about £2 million. Need to get the TM values closer tbh mate.

You make a good point. I will do Jagielka + Sigurdsson = Gerrard

If you want to, you can confirm it my friend

Intrested in Gerrard so what you wanting?

Alright mate, up for a deal for old times sake?

Mainly interested in Iker Munian, not sure what you'd want in exchange though.

No sorry, the players are only on loan so techinically they are still my players and Olly would get them after they come back from release.

I wouldn't benefit from this at all I would rather lose one of myplayers then give away 5 or 6 of my best players on loan.

P.S I think it's sickening that you would come up with something like this,not only is it weasel like but to do that to a fellow manager is wrong.

intrested in Iker Munian and Giroud

Well I wouldn't do that its not fair on Olly.

I shook my hands with his sticky hands so its a deal I'm not going to con him.

An you seem to forgot the 25 man squad rule. Even if I wanted to do a deal I couldn't because you would be going over the squad limit.

would you do Adrain for Giroud?

is there any way to gte Giroud?i can throw in 1.1m>? or 2m?

Well what am I supposed to say? Olly can see this so I have to pretend that I am a nice, honourable, honest manager. If you PM'ed me then it would be a completely diffrent story.

I was told I will get it on the 13th I phoned them again and they said they don't know. The call centres tell me diffrent things all the time, I'm going to phone them now to see what they say.

Hi Afro, I am interested in Giroud. I would go for Robert Lewandowski but he may have problems palying in a team with so many Germans!

Luuk de Jong + 5m = Giroud

ENQ

Well I am not trying to fleece you, you have far too much knowledge for that. He just has that physical presence that I need up front.

Luuk de Jong + 10m = Giroud

That inflated for you?

what do you want for Giroud?

Sure no problem

If cash isn't the problem but players, I am willing to throw in Mertens and Nene (who I know you also rate highly)

Whatever gets the deal done.

Lisandro for Giroud

Enq.

would you be intrested in Lampard?

I'm back Afro,

I see others sniffing around for Giroud. Really would like a deal done please.

Name your price. I am so keen simply because he fits my style of play

Would Remy get more headway in a deal?

I wouldn't hesitate if you offered De Jong + Nene + Mertens + £5m....

Come on Afro.......you know me better then thinking I would accept a deal like that. Giroud isn't getting games for your team anyway, as TSC favoured Lewandowski up front. So it would be a sub for a sub plus 10m.

De Jong + 10m = Giroud

Ok, it is on the table for discussion

Right, now I've got the PMs to the right people....Giroud

De Jong + £12m
or
De Jong + Nene + £8m
or
De Jong + Mertens + £9m

I don't see how that works out myself. Based upon your first offer, you rate Nene as 4m and Mertens as 3m???

I will take the one at the top please. De Jong + 12m = Giroud. Though I would happily do Mertens if the cash I was losing would come down (confused.com)

If not.......

De Jong + 12m = Giroud

Their not for sale im afraid only got 3 strikers so if one gets injured am screwed

No, if I am losing De Jong and Mertens AND 7.5m, I sooner just give you the ready cash.

De Jong + 12m = Giroud.....

ok to confirm?

You can try but tbh it's about as likely as Bull selling Eriksen

As they say in Pulp Fiction.....

"Vincent....we happy?"

TwisT wrote:No, if I am losing De Jong and Mertens AND 7.5m, I sooner just give you the ready cash.

De Jong + 12m = Giroud.....

ok to confirm?

This deal:

De Jong + 12m = Giroud

Confirmed...cheers Afro

Lewandowski is NFS. Not now, not ever. Until he comes to Man Utd and does a Forlan.

Or does naf all for the rest of the game so far v my Papadopolous.

lwen = cardozo

enq

On behalf of Afro, NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Lewandowski interested

lewn intrested.

lol

I blatantly ignore people who say "*player* interested". I frankly couldn't care less if you're "interested" in my players. How about you make an offer instead of stating something. It's like walking down the road and saying "hedge" or "car". It's just a statement.