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Team: Jacamos United
Stadium: Greggs
Manager: Mr Long Leggy Cleggy Weggy
Assistant Managers: Mrs. Agnes Brown and Russell Howard
Team colours: Navy Blue and Orange
Starting budget: £6.9m
Current budget: £1.45m
Number in squad: 23

Goalkeepers
Gianluigi Buffon
Costel Pantilimon

Defenders
Marcel Schmelzer (LB)
Philipp Lahm (LB/RB) - El Capitaino
Darijo Srna (RB) - El Vice Capitaino
Lukasz Piszczek (RB)
Rio Ferdinand (CB)
Fernando Amorebieta (CB)
Angelo Ogbonna (CB)
Dante (CB)
Nemanja Vidic (CB) in on loan

Midfielders

Javi Martinez (CM/DM/CB)
Marouane Fellaini (DM/CM/AM)
Xabi Alonso (DM/CM)
Ashley Young (RW/LW/SS)
Steven Gerrard (AM/CM)
Iker Muniain (LM/LW/RM/RW)
Xherdan Shaqiri (RM/RW/LM/LW)
Younes Belhanda (AM/CM/RW)

Strikers

Cristian Tello (RW/LW/ST)
Diego Milito (ST/CF)
Robert Lewandowski (CF) out on loan
Luuk de Jong (CF)
Alvaro Negredo (ST)


Transfers In

Fernando Amorebieta (£7.9m - Athletic Bilbao)
Luiz Gustavo (£13m - München)
Javi Martinez (£17.5m - Athletic Bilbao)
Cristian Tello (£2.2m - Barcelona)
Marcel Schmelzer (£6.6m - Borussia Dortmund)
Phil Jagielka + Gylfi Sigurdsson + £3m (£3m + PX1 - AC ALSOAM)
Kerim Frei (£1.8m - Lawyers)
Dante Bonfim Costa Santos (£7m - Borussia Monchengladbach)
Urby Emmanuelson (£3.1m - Releases)
Lukasz Piszczek (£7.9m - Borussia Dortmund)
Xabi Alonso (£40.5m - Real Madrid)
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Wes Hoolahan (£2.6m - Norwich)
Alan Dzagoev (£14m - CSKA Moscow)
Steven Gerrard - (PX2 - Cunning Canaries)
Luuk de Jong (PX3 - Real Ale Sociedad)
Javier Hernandez (£21m - Real Ale Sociedad)
Marouane Fellaini (£18.5m - Season 1 lawyers)
Angelo Ogbonna (£2.65m - Releases)
Alvaro Negredo + Ashley Young (PX4 - Hangover 69)
Younes Belhanda (£12.5m - Montpellier)
Nemanja Vidic (loan swap - Athletico Bilbao Baggins)

Transfers Out

Yoann Gourcuff (£15m - Lawyers)
Aleksandr Hleb (£1.3m - Released)
Maxime Gonalons + Raul Albiol (PX1 - AC ALSOAM)
Kerim Frei (£2.9m - Go Ahead Eagles)
Urby Emmanuelson (£7.5m - Lawyers)
Marco Reus (£35m - Real Ale Sociedad)
Emilio Izaguirre (£5m - Borussia Munchingballsack
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Wes Hoolahan (£4.6m - Cunning Canaries)
Phil Jagielka & Gylfi Sigurdsson - (PX2 - Cunning Canaries)
Olivier Giroud (PX3 + £12m - Real Ale Sociedad)
Luis Gustavo (£15m - Treble's Revenge)
Tom Cleverley + Javier Hernandez + Alan Dzagoev (PX4 + £2m - Hangover 69)
Robert Lewandowski (loan swap - Athletico Bilbao Baggins)

Season 1 Data

Spoiler:

Income/Outgoing

Voting and Tactics Bonuses

Week 1 (£3m) (£2m for tactics, £1m for a draw)
Euro 2012 Sweepstake - £1m :Guinness:
Week 2 (£3m) (£2m for tactics, £1m for a draw)
Week 3 (£4m) (£2m for tactics, £2m for a win)
Week 4 (£3m) (£2m for tactics, £1m for a draw)

Media Bonus

£1m for Gameweek 1
£1m for Gameweek 2
£1m for Gameweek 3
£1m for Gameweek 4
£1m for Gameweek 5


Top Scorers

Lewandowski (6)
Munian (2)
Gerrard (1)

Nickname Index:

"Sleazy" Gianluigi Buffon
"Cunning" Costel Pantilimon
Philipp Lahm "Chop"
Lukasz "He loves the letter z" Piszczek
"Frolicking" Fernando Amorebieta
Jaggy" Phil Jagielka
"Devilish" Dante
"His Name Is" Rio "And He Dances On The Sand" Ferdinand
"Marvellous" Marcel Schmelzer
"Clever" Tom Cleverley
"Jiving" Javi Martinez
Xabi "Spitting Image of Someone I Know" Alonso
"Gracious" Luiz Gustavo
"Salty" Alan Dzagoev
"Itchy" Iker Muniain
Xherdan "Hips Don't Lie" Shaqiri
"Dancing" Diego Milito
"Telling" Cristian Tello
Robert "Goes Into Town On A Saturday Night And Causes A Lot Of Damage But Always Apologises Afterwards" Lewandowski

no thanks im not losing my main CB and winger for a Sub Striker.

Steven Gerrard + Ferdinand + 5m = Reus

Age is what is against them at the mo

Ok then, forget about the 5 m lol

Seriously, I would want Gerrard + Ferdinand = Reus and then whatever

I'd expect Lewandowski, Dante and plenty of cash, I'd be crazy to sell him though.

Hernandez + Cleverley + Shaqiri = Hazard

No thanks, I want to build quality rather than quantity. Cleverley and Hernandez wouldn't get into my side, Shaqiri is debatable as I would have Robinho and Nolito on the wings if Hazard left.

I'd like Alonso involved in a deal to be honest, as I don't want to lose Hazard.

Robert Lewandowski = Demba Ba + £15 million
Enq

Chelsea reserve

No deal, not interested in getting 4 for 2 when i'm already at the squad limit of 25. I can release a player or two if the deal's right, but i'm not interested in having Hernandez or Cleverley as neither are really good enough for me, and then Higuain and Afellay > Lewandowski and Shaqiri.

Having thought about it when I said "Lewandowski and Dante and cash for Higuain", I still wouldn't want to deal as Higuain is a world class footballer, so it would need to be heavily stacked in my favour.

Not over-valuing Higuain, just putting a Hulk-esque release fee over his head.

Just don't sell him to Hero until next week

I can't promise that, if he accepts my demands i'd be getting Gotze and Ba and £15M in return for Higuain. If not, then he's going nowhere as he's too important for me.

Man the...er...man is not available having boosted his stock and quietly gone into the distance on a high for the time being

Jovetic is available due to an abundance of wingers, but Twist's is the offer to beat

BigFellasAfro wrote:Or even Alonso + Munian + Lewandowski + £10m
= Ramires + Jovetic + Suarez
ENQ

No to this too.

I would be willing to do something more like Lewandowski/Muniain for Jovetic/Mad Man Mandzukic though.

Dante = £11M
ENQ

(to take place after tactics)

Anything we could do with Lewandowski and Mandzukic. Probably Mad Man Mand + cash?

The 1m I owe you is now paid

Cheers mate, good to be on board properly

Interested in Dzagoev and Shaqiri, happy to include Young in a deal for them

Would you do that offer but with Dzagoev instead of Shaqiri?

As long as I'm in the 20% rule then I'm happy to

Hernandez + Cleverley + Dzagoev = Negredo + Young + £2 million?

enq

Assuming Negredo comes your way, what would I have to do for Lewandowski?

I'd also be very keen on Dzagoev Afro if we could do something, didn't know he was available.

If you get Young, I'd be very keen to snap him up

Done mate, cheers

Any way I could get a three of Hazard/Muller/Young?

You can add the £3m to the budget: £2m for tactics + voting if you've not already done so and £1m for the draw. Plus a goal for Muniain

Ashley Young
50p and a half eaten Snickers

enq only.

Sorry, I was flicking through doing lawyers so I thought I'd throw you a bone

In the time since I placed the offer I have eaten the remainder of the snickers however, so I respectfully withdraw...

Are either Shaqiri or any of your strikers available?

thanks for dropping by my page

It would have to be a very good deal especially since he cost a decent bit to start with. Also as you can see my defence would be very poor without him

What about doing something like:

Tello + £2 million = Donovan
Enq

hi afro what would you want for Lewen?

i have Godin and Lugano if those 2 interest you?

Morning 'Fro

Puyol, Caceres, or Albiol

Any of those for Lewendowski?

Can add cash to negotiate too.

I could offer Albiol plus cash to top up that budget of yours too if you decide to negotiate

Hi Afro. Which one of my CB would interest you to part company with Lewandowski?

Loan deal for you...

Vidic to you for 3 weeks
Lewandowski to me for 3 weeks.

I thought so and he would be the one I'd be willing to let go, I'll come back soon with an offer and hopefuly we can do a deal.

I can do that but it has to be one where both parties are happy to go ahead with it.

Lescott plus Montolivo plus Valencia plus £5m
Lewandowski plus Alonso
ENQ

Mexes + Rami + Ben Arfa/Nolito
=
Ferdinand + Young

ENQ

Okay, no worries.

Thought it'd solve your defensive issues but slightly weaken in attack. I wouldn't use Hazard or Muller for Young unless I got a gain elsewhere. I don't think Young covered himself in glory at the Euros either.

I would maybe do Rami + Ben Arfa/Nolito = Young if that's any better?

You're right I wouldn't I just wanted to pressure Sodhat into selling me Madzuvkic.

I would have to be just straight cash for Belhanda mate.

What about Gerrard? Anything we can do there?

Robert Lewandowski £16m
Alvaro Negredo £12m

Interested in one of them.

Anything I can do for Gerrard? I have already done my tactics so it can through after this gameweek?

Lucas Leiva + cash?

no thanks I think I will save up for a bit for a real good CAM. cheers anyway

Loan swap for 4 weeks to see me a bit further into the season?

Plus I get first refusal should you sell Chiellini, Hummels or Vidic permanently (whichever you sell first)

Agree.

Would you have done £20m for Lewondowski?

I couldn't do that tbh Negredo's goal record isn't great and Belhanda is a very good player in a poor league atm so he'd need to leave which seems doubtful now Giroud has gone