Jacamos United - interim managers page

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Team: Jacamos United
Stadium: Greggs
Manager: Mr Long Leggy Cleggy Weggy
Assistant Managers: Mrs. Agnes Brown and Russell Howard
Team colours: Navy Blue and Orange
Starting budget: £6.9m
Current budget: £1.45m
Number in squad: 23

Goalkeepers
Gianluigi Buffon
Costel Pantilimon

Defenders
Marcel Schmelzer (LB)
Philipp Lahm (LB/RB) - El Capitaino
Darijo Srna (RB) - El Vice Capitaino
Lukasz Piszczek (RB)
Rio Ferdinand (CB)
Fernando Amorebieta (CB)
Angelo Ogbonna (CB)
Dante (CB)
Nemanja Vidic (CB) in on loan

Midfielders

Javi Martinez (CM/DM/CB)
Marouane Fellaini (DM/CM/AM)
Xabi Alonso (DM/CM)
Ashley Young (RW/LW/SS)
Steven Gerrard (AM/CM)
Iker Muniain (LM/LW/RM/RW)
Xherdan Shaqiri (RM/RW/LM/LW)
Younes Belhanda (AM/CM/RW)

Strikers

Cristian Tello (RW/LW/ST)
Diego Milito (ST/CF)
Robert Lewandowski (CF) out on loan
Luuk de Jong (CF)
Alvaro Negredo (ST)


Transfers In

Fernando Amorebieta (£7.9m - Athletic Bilbao)
Luiz Gustavo (£13m - München)
Javi Martinez (£17.5m - Athletic Bilbao)
Cristian Tello (£2.2m - Barcelona)
Marcel Schmelzer (£6.6m - Borussia Dortmund)
Phil Jagielka + Gylfi Sigurdsson + £3m (£3m + PX1 - AC ALSOAM)
Kerim Frei (£1.8m - Lawyers)
Dante Bonfim Costa Santos (£7m - Borussia Monchengladbach)
Urby Emmanuelson (£3.1m - Releases)
Lukasz Piszczek (£7.9m - Borussia Dortmund)
Xabi Alonso (£40.5m - Real Madrid)
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Wes Hoolahan (£2.6m - Norwich)
Alan Dzagoev (£14m - CSKA Moscow)
Steven Gerrard - (PX2 - Cunning Canaries)
Luuk de Jong (PX3 - Real Ale Sociedad)
Javier Hernandez (£21m - Real Ale Sociedad)
Marouane Fellaini (£18.5m - Season 1 lawyers)
Angelo Ogbonna (£2.65m - Releases)
Alvaro Negredo + Ashley Young (PX4 - Hangover 69)
Younes Belhanda (£12.5m - Montpellier)
Nemanja Vidic (loan swap - Athletico Bilbao Baggins)

Transfers Out

Yoann Gourcuff (£15m - Lawyers)
Aleksandr Hleb (£1.3m - Released)
Maxime Gonalons + Raul Albiol (PX1 - AC ALSOAM)
Kerim Frei (£2.9m - Go Ahead Eagles)
Urby Emmanuelson (£7.5m - Lawyers)
Marco Reus (£35m - Real Ale Sociedad)
Emilio Izaguirre (£5m - Borussia Munchingballsack
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Wes Hoolahan (£4.6m - Cunning Canaries)
Phil Jagielka & Gylfi Sigurdsson - (PX2 - Cunning Canaries)
Olivier Giroud (PX3 + £12m - Real Ale Sociedad)
Luis Gustavo (£15m - Treble's Revenge)
Tom Cleverley + Javier Hernandez + Alan Dzagoev (PX4 + £2m - Hangover 69)
Robert Lewandowski (loan swap - Athletico Bilbao Baggins)

Season 1 Data

Spoiler:

Income/Outgoing

Voting and Tactics Bonuses

Week 1 (£3m) (£2m for tactics, £1m for a draw)
Euro 2012 Sweepstake - £1m :Guinness:
Week 2 (£3m) (£2m for tactics, £1m for a draw)
Week 3 (£4m) (£2m for tactics, £2m for a win)
Week 4 (£3m) (£2m for tactics, £1m for a draw)

Media Bonus

£1m for Gameweek 1
£1m for Gameweek 2
£1m for Gameweek 3
£1m for Gameweek 4
£1m for Gameweek 5


Top Scorers

Lewandowski (6)
Munian (2)
Gerrard (1)

Nickname Index:

"Sleazy" Gianluigi Buffon
"Cunning" Costel Pantilimon
Philipp Lahm "Chop"
Lukasz "He loves the letter z" Piszczek
"Frolicking" Fernando Amorebieta
Jaggy" Phil Jagielka
"Devilish" Dante
"His Name Is" Rio "And He Dances On The Sand" Ferdinand
"Marvellous" Marcel Schmelzer
"Clever" Tom Cleverley
"Jiving" Javi Martinez
Xabi "Spitting Image of Someone I Know" Alonso
"Gracious" Luiz Gustavo
"Salty" Alan Dzagoev
"Itchy" Iker Muniain
Xherdan "Hips Don't Lie" Shaqiri
"Dancing" Diego Milito
"Telling" Cristian Tello
Robert "Goes Into Town On A Saturday Night And Causes A Lot Of Damage But Always Apologises Afterwards" Lewandowski

(But Afro's in charge, not me!!)

TSC wrote:(But Afro's in charge, not me!!)

Everything TSC said, I agree.

Sorry no deal.

I'll offer you £10m for Milito

Smalling + Valencia + 5mill = Martinez + Muniain

Not interested in money. If I let either Valencia or Young go it would have to involve Martinez coming my way.

Considering I paid £40m for Bale I would be requiring a lot lot more than that

Would want a lot more than that for Bale. Would need Lewandowski to come my way + cash tbh

i have Cardozo if you are looking for a striker but if you dont want him thats cool just trying to help.

No deal. He's NFS unless Lewandowski is part of the deal

Lahm and Lewandowski

Sorry but they're my terms if you want Higuain

Lewandowski + Srna = Benzema or Cavani

No ty have Sagna for RB and there's not much between him and Srna really (never really got the love for Srna especially when he sticks with Shaktar)

I thought TSC was back had seen him posting

I don't rate Srna. I've seen him play on a few occasions and hasn't impressed me.

If you don't want to lose Lahm then the following offer interests me..


Lewandowski + Dzagoev + Gerrard

Lewandowski......Alonso.......Lahm

TBH I am not really looking to sell (like you) unless I get a stupid offer for a player. I am just looking to kickstart some sort of dealinsg on my page

Wouldn't give up Vidal quite so easily.

Vidal + ?
=
Xabi Alonso

You can't really give me a big gain, unless it's Lahm but I'm reasonably happy with Arbeloa and Clichy in the full back roles.

Exactly
That's a definite no deal. Cleverley is a big prospect but not there yet.

I also like the chemistry between Vidal + Marchisio.

Maybe
Vidal + Marchisio
=
Alonso + Gustavo/Martinez

One gain, one loss each. Would be a massive ENQ next to it though.

Okay, disagree with your ratings, IMO

Alonso > Marchisio => Vidal > Gustavo/Martinez

But there's the added chemistry bonus. But yeah, leave it, I can't see us ever agreeing.

Robert Lewandowski + 20m = Muller

ENQ

No problem.....you may change your mind if he scores tonight!

It be 30m then

Go on then....... give me an offer.

Alright then Afro....21m for the mexican boy wonder. Off you go and confirm.

That's ok, I am up 26m and Hernandez hasn't played for me yet

I got him from Bull for Cardozo and he paid ME 5m as well. Then you have brought him for 21m.

Not bad for a player I haven't even used

Just read near the top of the TC page 2. Yeah, one of Bulls greatest deals that. People don't rate Hernandez anyway it seems as he is a bench warmer........

I just can't judge peoples moods. Still, he is your problem now.

I would look to improve my defence or creative midfield options now with that 21m......Eriksen

Great now you've got Hernandez we can do our part of the deal.

Was it the below we agreed on?

Hernandez plus Alonso for Huntelaar plus Hamsik plus Lescott plus Pirlo plus £5m

You think I'd do that deal no chance buddy.

Pirlo > Alonso

I was just playing a bit of mind games but you had to ruin it.

Fair enough as long as you know that Pirlo is the king thats all that matters.

Your friend must be beautifully if he looks like Alonso.

P.S Might sign Walcott so he doubles up as Hamilton if we ever play F1.

what would you like for hernandez?

Hernandez + Shaqiri = Hazard?

Hernandez would be a good signing for me to partner Welbeck upfront, but Shaqiri wouldn't start for me. I have too many attacking players at the moment, if anything so there wouldn't be any point doing this two for one deal you're offering.

I'd want Xabi Alonso and Hernandez in any deal for Hazard. I wouldn't use Marchisio or Vidal either.

Something like:
Alonso + Hernandez
=
Hazard + Lisandro/Matri

ENQ

------------Marchisio--------Vidal
Robinho------------------------------Nolito
---------------------Welbeck
------------------------Matri

Would be my line up if I lost Hazard. Maybe Cabaye in there, depends on opponent.

I am not letting Baines leave he is NFS.

And I wouldn't touch Hernandez with a ten foot pole. Dreadfully out of form end of last season, and United prefer Welbeck to him

Sorry but im keeping Jelavic

Rio Ferdinand £8m
ENQ

Alan Dzagoev £15m
ENQ

15m for Luiz Gustavo

10m for Luuk De Jong?

I sold Hamsik to Nando

I'm pretty sure Viva would have taken one of my players and either sold/kept him if he won the bet too

Well I guess I am just a harsh harsh man then

if you hwere to do that you would get kicked out ofthe game ala what nando did a on FL.

tactical voting is not aloud.

TheBrahmaBull wrote:if you hwere to do that you would get kicked out ofthe game ala what nando did a on FL.

tactical voting is not aloud.

It's not tactical voting. I don't trust Olly anymore, so therefore I believe that he couldn't be match fixing. Therefore, I am voting to counter that.

Match Fixing? Don't you think if I was match fixing I would have won a game this season

Olly wrote:Match Fixing? Don't you think if I was match fixing I would have won a game this season

I don't know what to trust you with tbh

If your voting 10-0 against both me and Nando, it's gonna be funny to see what you vote this week cos me and Nando play each other

Its still tactical voting and i would like to see yourreasons after theses matchs as well.

Olly wrote:If your voting 10-0 against both me and Nando, it's gonna be funny to see what you vote this week cos me and Nando play each other

10-10.

TheBrahmaBull wrote:


Its still tactical voting and i would like to see yourreasons after theses matchs as well.

It's protest voting. And my reasons would involve Olly's team getting several red cards due to cheating, leaving him with 7 v 11 for 85 minutes of each game and no goalkeepers.

I'm not going to vote 10-0 against Nando, so that solves that problem

Fair enough Afro you can vote 10-0 against me. Like to see what happens lol

Olly wrote:Fair enough Afro you can vote 10-0 against me. Like to see what happens lol

Thanks Olly I had already checked whether I could do it with the runners and as long as I can back up my vote.

Wait... i don't have 15m anymore, I bought the Diarras this morning.

I can either do 10m and James McCarthy, or 14m.

Sorry to mess you about.

Alright mate, sorry to mess you around. I'll have it to you this weekend when tactics/predos are done.

Also, what are your thoughts on what I have done? Lost Vidal/Marchisio but brought in Gustavo/Diarra/Muller?