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Athletico Bilbao Baggins FC - Hero

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Jacamos United - TSC

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Hangover 69 - Gregers

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Substandard Liege - Afro

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Treble's Revenge - onlytreblewinners

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Go Ahead Eagles - Russell_Elmo

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City Of Norwich FC - ncfc_Tooze

Crawley Town sign a new defender, Mark Connolly following his release from Bolton Wanderers. Spend some time at Macclesfield on loan last season so i'm not overly excited considering how well they defended last season

John Terrys court trial today, anyone got any news on it?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:John Terrys court trial today, anyone got any news on it?

He turned up safely, and i've heard that if found guilty, the maximum penalty is a £2500 fine. Going to be a huge anti-climax.

does it matter who i get in the cup as i wont win as 3 of the other teams are better then mine?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-18760180

That's all on the BBC at the moment.
Surprised there is all this palava over something that brings a maximum of a £2,500 fine

I'd wager his suit cost more than that

TheBrahmaBull wrote:does it matter who i get in the cup as i wont win as 3 of the other teams are better then mine?

God loves a trier.

If he is found guilty and only gets a £2,500 fine I'll be very angry.

Bull, don't you believe in the magic of the cup?

2,500? thats nothing compared to what a footballer makes.

not really marky lol

VivaPaulScholes wrote:If he is found guilty and only gets a £2,500 fine I'll be very angry.

That's the maximum punishment. You can't change the laws just because he's a famous footballer.

Although i'd imagine the FA will add a ban and their own fine if he is found guilty.

I think he'll be found not guilty, he has always maintained he sarcastically repeated the words Anton accused him of saying, whereas Anton doesn't know and only went on the footage that was shown afterwards. They'll have to prove the context in which they were used.

Marky wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:If he is found guilty and only gets a £2,500 fine I'll be very angry.

That's the maximum punishment. You can't change the laws just because he's a famous footballer.

Although i'd imagine the FA will add a ban and their own fine if he is found guilty.

I think he'll be found not guilty, he has always maintained he sarcastically repeated the words Anton accused him of saying, whereas Anton doesn't know and only went on the footage that was shown afterwards. They'll have to prove the context in which they were used.

As distasteful a person as Terry seems, I do think it's a pretty flimsy case, and the fact it's got to court is a bit bizarre.

I read that Terry's team will be bringing up some past indiscretions of Anton during the trial too. I remember when he played for West Ham he got into a fight at a famous nightclub in Ilford (lovely place) that ended with a bottling.

Morning all.

If the general law is a £2,500 fine, then that can't be changed just because he earns more than that. It has to be consistent.

You know the Arsenal left back Andre Santos when he said on Twitter "Come on you gays" he made another mistake the other day.

Andre Santos
Hi guys, just landed in Heathrow! I was missing this place, 1st training of the season tomorrow, I can't wait )

Yossi Benayoun
Welcome my friend!! Regards and good luck.

Andre Santos
Back on track, see you tomorrow pal. Hope you're well :-0

Yossi Benayoun
Amigooo .. you will see me tomorrow only if you have my picture

Those who don't get it, Yossi was only on loan to Arsenal and is back at Chelsea. Poor old Santos.

There are a lot of Footballers who don't understand Football, I think it was Jairzinho who walked of the pitch casually when Brazil won the World Cup he assumed that it was like the league where you play everyone twice

One of my favourites was when Ruud Van Nistelrooy played his first Man U game, losing in the Charity Shield to Liverpool (2006?) and in the interview afterwards, said how disappointing it was to not get 3 points in his first game

Marky wrote:One of my favourites was when Ruud Van Nistelrooy played his first Man U game, losing in the Charity Shield to Liverpool (2006?) and in the interview afterwards, said how disappointing it was to not get 3 points in his first game

2001 and he scored in that game too. To be fair Ruud is not the only one to use that term, I've heard a few players and manager say it in the FA Cup.

Only 5 years out

Are the injuries on the page correct?

Want to start writing tactics.

No.

Your injuries this week are Dzagoev and Muller

Not yet - haven't seen Twist this morning

Can anyone remember if he said he was on holiday? I know it was soon and it may be this week so I'll do the injuries if required

No, we're in Week 7 and those injuries say Week 6. I'm in the same boat Trebs, want to write tactics today.

Twist is on hols this week so it's either Sodhat, or I can do them.

But there was no week 6 games? That was the cup so assumed they carried over...

I've just written an essay on how Dzogaev and Muller will destroy you bigfellas so if they're injured...

If you have time Marky you can help Hero out with injuries/lawyers for the PL? I trust you to be fair with your own side

I will do the Champ injuries now

onlytreblewinners wrote:But there was no week 6 games? That was the cup so assumed they carried over...

I've just written an essay on how Dzogaev and Muller will destroy you bigfellas so if they're injured...

You'll only get 1 random injury if you aren't in the cup, rather than two (one being from the starting XI and the other random)

So if you only get one injury, that's why (not that I'd see anyone complaining)

I'll do them all using http://www.random.org/lists/

Oh I see

If I pm you my starting eleven, can you make sure none of those are injured please?

Everyone gets two injuries, if they played in the cup then one is from their starting XI the week before and the other at random, if not in the cup then both at random.

No that isn't how it works Trebs, it's random and I use a number generator on my phone to pick them

On that note all Championship injuries are up

I feel like I owe an apology to Hero...

Marky wrote:Everyone gets two injuries, if they played in the cup then one is from their starting XI the week before and the other at random, if not in the cup then both at random.

Ah ok, I'll amend those with one only then

Ta Marky

EDIT: Championship lawyers are now up properly.

Have put Premier League injuries up, just doing lawyers. Also at random, with prices using TM value + 20%

Premier League managers being made to feel like third class citizens AGAIN, no point calling us premier league when there is nothing premier about the service.

Matudi and Garcia injured

I'll have to find a plan B.

You can just put the price in euros up Marky if you do it that way, it's roughly the same anyway

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Premier League managers being made to feel like third class citizens AGAIN, no point calling us premier league when there is nothing premier about the service.

Everything is premier but the price.

If anyone wishes to take my place as Runner for the Premier League please feel free to put forward your name.
Clearly people aren't happy with the level of service and I've got more important things to do with my work time.

I've no issues Hero, only with the Cup

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Matudi and Garcia injured

I'll have to find a plan B.

If i'd injured Pirlo and Huntelaar you could have questioned my integrity, but completely at random.

Cherries for league runner!

No problem being busy Hero, it happens. Doesn't make a difference to me when stuff is posted up anyway, it'll be done at some point.

My tactics are in

I would have said I'd step up and run, but I've got my own league to be dealing with now, sorry.

It was a little joke Hero, I posted that message after Marky did the injuries. I know how hard it is to put up lawyers and injuries especially when you've got a real job and the site to run.

Sodhat was the only one that got it.

Marky I trust everyone in this league, no one would cheat to benefit themselves and that means you too.

Media questions up for all you media-savvy gaffers.

Have done Premier League lawyers and injuries.

And no, i'm not accepting my own £42m offer for Gareth Bale.

I am genuinely struggling though at present with TSC not about much due to his laptop so if there is someone that is happy to get a few things done every week it would be most appreciated

Hero, if i'm trusted to do my own offers and injuries by the majority i'll happily take on your Prem responsibilitles.

Hero I'm willing to help just let me know, I've done this stuff before.

If the pair of you want to do injuries/lawyers for the Prem and the league table for the Championship it'd be a help, trust you both in regards to your own teams.

Marky wrote:Hero, if i'm trusted to do my own offers and injuries by the majority i'll happily take on your Prem responsibilitles.

I reckon you've got a trustworthy face

Just don't injure Ozil or Benzema

I'll have a go at the Championship League table now.

Marky wrote:I'll have a go at the Championship League table now.

Just put the last set of results up in there too.

Are you able to edit the post? If not just post it in there and I'll paste it at the top in the OP

I was just going to quote it to get the OP and update it as a post, you can paste it later if you want.

Will do Marky

Damned if I can work out how to update those things. I leave it to Twist because they baffle me.