The 606v2 Fantastic Fantasy Football Homepage page XXII

by sodhat Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:15 pm

First topic message reminder :

TwisT wrote:
606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Everyone in Premier League (who votes on Championship) send their results to:
TwisT and Sodhat

Everyone in Championship (who votes on Premier League) send their results to:
Hero and TSC

To Qualify for the £2M Bonus, teams need to post their tactics by Midnight on Wednesday and PM their results by Midnight on Friday

Premier League

Real Ale Sociedad - TwisT
Tactics
The London Silly Nannies - Sodhat
Injuries
AC ALittleSilhouetteoOfAMan (AC ALSOAM) - Marky
Lawyers
Viva City - VivaPaulScholes
Fixtures
Holton FC - ollyrules
Results

AFC Swamp Donkeys - fernando
Table
Borussia Munchingballsack - Sainty

FC United of Bournemouth Town and Boscombe City Wanderers Athletic Football Club - cherriesfan

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Championship

Athletico Bilbao Baggins FC - Hero
Tactics
Jacamos United - TSC
Injuries
Hangover 69 - Gregers
Lawyers
Substandard Liege - Afro
Fixtures
Treble's Revenge - onlytreblewinners
Results

Go Ahead Eagles - Russell_Elmo
Table
Straight-Edge United - TheBrahmaBull

City Of Norwich FC - ncfc_Tooze

by FIFA Diva Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:26 am

Cheers Mighty kiss

by Marky Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:05 am

To be fair I asked for proof and Viva found some Laugh

That conversation had completely slipped my mind until I read it back, although I was pretty sure Viva wasn't online when I wrote it and it was nearly 2 weeks ago easily. But I concede, fair play.

Good luck Viva thumbsup

by sodhat Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:03 am

The paranoia on this game is crazy!

I've always just chucked my tactics up midday Wednesday and not cared particularly if someone reads them, but I don't honestly believe people do.

by FIFA Diva Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:08 am

Morning

Marky

no I wasn't online on the time you posted but I scrolled up to read chat from earlier on and I seen that. I woipd never discuss tactics on Chat because it stays on there for ages.

by FIFA Diva Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:05 pm

If your Network's o2 I feel bad for you soon. Got 99 contacts but can't text one.

I'm sure the o2 users on here will get it Laugh

by **Hero** Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:07 pm

Is everyone busy learning all they can about Reading FC?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:08 pm

I already know about Reading FC Very Happy

by Bull Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:09 pm

United are the reveal Kagawa at 12:30 apparently

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:11 pm

I'd rather they revealed his girlfriend Wink

by FIFA Diva Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:15 pm

That bugs me a little, I'm not into our players going out with these sorts it can easily ruin a career. I hope he don't think joining United that he has finally made it he needs to raise his level.

Would anyone here go out with a p* in a proper relationship? I'm not talking just about the sex but a relationship? I couldn't.

by Bull Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:17 pm

wait whos GF is a porn star?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:18 pm

Nah I couldn't Viva. Although they do earn good money, it would just be weird

by **Hero** Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:22 pm

I'm on the new O2 plan...Unlimited Smoke Signals, 250 Carrier Pigeons a month and Free Messages in a Bottle to other O2 customers!

Going out with a P.star (try not to type that in too much guys, it will play havoc with the adverts!!!) wouldn't be fun.

Nice day at work dear?
Not really, I can barely walk.

Oh and you seem to have some thing in your hair, ewww.

Also wouldn't it be like working in a sweet factory, first few days you'd be loving eating the sweets, after a couple of weeks you'd be sick of them.

by sodhat Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:23 pm

Why not?

They're just normal people that get boned for a living. I could do it so long as I was initially aware when I entered the relationship. If I slipped into something comfortable and switched on the naughty channels one evening and my girlfriend was on there I wouldn't be happy.

by nadeem2099 Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:23 pm

Only if she did those girl on girl movies. But not if she was making movies with another man.

by Marky Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:52 pm

sodhat wrote:The paranoia on this game is crazy!

I've always just chucked my tactics up midday Wednesday and not cared particularly if someone reads them, but I don't honestly believe people do.

I wouldn't call it paranoia, i'd call it my secret gameplan being "predicted" due to me leaking it two weeks ago Doh

by Trebs Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:58 pm

Morning all

by Bull Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:58 pm

TBH his GF ant that bad looking.

by Marky Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:02 pm

If my girlfriend was being tomato

'd on by other men on a daily basis, i'm not sure I could be with her.

So i'd go with the "out of sight, out of mind" and insist that if she showered when she got in and was as filthy with me afterwards then i'd cope Whistle

by nadeem2099 Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:04 pm

TheBrahmaBull wrote:TBH his GF ant that bad looking.

Try saying that when you take off google safesearch.

by Bull Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:07 pm

haha lol Nadeem.

btw does anyone know why Cardiff changed there logo?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:08 pm

Because there new owners said so Bull.

by **Afro** Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:09 pm

Their new (Malaysian) owners wanted them to change from wearing blue to red, and change their nickname from the Bluebirds to the Red Dragons as a consequence.

Its all around Red being the lucky colour in their culture

by Marky Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:10 pm

TheBrahmaBull wrote:haha lol Nadeem.

btw does anyone know why Cardiff changed there logo?

Because those were the conditions of a Malaysian consortium investing around £100M into the club. They've gone from being the Bluebirds to the Dragons, home kit's gone from Blue to Red but now they're debt free and with cash to spend.

by sodhat Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:11 pm

Marky wrote:If my girlfriend was being 'd on by other men on a daily basis, i'm not sure I could be with her.

So i'd go with the "out of sight, out of mind" and insist that if she showered when she got in and was as filthy with me afterwards then i'd cope

Be a bit like taking her work home after a while though, wouldn't it? Might mean less mithering.

I think I could live with it, so long as she wasn't actually cheating (which is probably defined by whether there is a camera and several other men in the room)

by Bull Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:14 pm

its different in Japanese culture i think so i guess its ok there.

by FIFA Diva Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:26 pm

Sodhat but deep down she would be measuring you up to the guys she has shared a scene with and I am not murking your bedroom skill levels but these guys are trained sportsmen in thier field. It's like saying playing a Football match against even a League 2 player he would smash you.

That could be a confidence killer.

by sodhat Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:35 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Sodhat but deep down she would be measuring you up to the guys she has shared a scene with and I am not murking your bedroom skill levels but these guys are trained sportsmen in thier field. It's like saying playing a Football match against even a League 2 player he would smash you.

That could be a confidence killer.

Depends though, sex in a loving relationship might satisfy her more than John Q. Hugewang.

by Marky Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:37 pm

sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Sodhat but deep down she would be measuring you up to the guys she has shared a scene with and I am not murking your bedroom skill levels but these guys are trained sportsmen in thier field. It's like saying playing a Football match against even a League 2 player he would smash you.

That could be a confidence killer.

Depends though, sex in a loving relationship might satisfy her more than John Q. Hugewang.

Yeah, because men love "making love" more than sex with a lady of loose morals Wink

by FIFA Diva Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:40 pm

Marky

by FIFA Diva Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:41 pm

Who would be the gentle love maker from the guys here? I'd go with Bull.

by sodhat Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:41 pm

Marky wrote:
sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Sodhat but deep down she would be measuring you up to the guys she has shared a scene with and I am not murking your bedroom skill levels but these guys are trained sportsmen in thier field. It's like saying playing a Football match against even a League 2 player he would smash you.

That could be a confidence killer.

Depends though, sex in a loving relationship might satisfy her more than John Q. Hugewang.

Yeah, because men love "making love" more than sex with a lady of loose morals

I was taking her point of view. Chicks love sensitive guys.

Although they may also love giant wangs - you'd have to take it case by case.

by sodhat Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:43 pm

sodhat wrote:
Marky wrote:
sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Sodhat but deep down she would be measuring you up to the guys she has shared a scene with and I am not murking your bedroom skill levels but these guys are trained sportsmen in thier field. It's like saying playing a Football match against even a League 2 player he would smash you.

That could be a confidence killer.

Depends though, sex in a loving relationship might satisfy her more than John Q. Hugewang.

Yeah, because men love "making love" more than sex with a lady of loose morals

I was taking her point of view. Chicks love sensitive guys.

Although they may also love giant wangs - you'd have to take it case by case.

But also, regardless of the actual acts taking place, in the context of a relationship with someone they love it might give it the edge.

by sodhat Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:43 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Who would be the gentle love maker from the guys here? I'd go with Bull.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:45 pm

Bull fancy a game of FIFA? Or anyone else for that matter

by Marky Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:47 pm

Got my £5 bet certificate for my unborn son to play for England through today. Thanks to William Hill. Was part of their Euro 2012 promotion, looks really good!

I'm posting a picture of my son's full name including my surname, but what the hell. Living dangerously Wink

Spoiler:

by FIFA Diva Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:50 pm

Good luck Marky, I know Chris Kirklands dad won £10,000 on a similar bet. Whens your son due?

by Marky Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:52 pm

He's due in about 5 days. Scary stuff.

by FIFA Diva Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:55 pm

Do you know how to feed, wash, change nappys and put a baby to sleep? Hero and Afro have a little experience any other dads on here?

by Trebs Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:56 pm

You going to make him play a lot of football then? Laugh

by Marky Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:12 pm

Why not Trebs!

Viva i've already got a 2 year old daughter, so i've already got experience of doing none of that properly Wink

A pub in Crawley is showing Haye v Chisora, so while i've got plans to go there Saturday night, if my wife is in labour I can't go Sad

by Trebs Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:15 pm

Hope it all goes well mate

And I'm sure you can get updates on here if you want them for the fight

by Bull Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:25 pm

We could possibly bring one or two more in. When there's a major international tournament on, there's a delay in the transfer market. But now the European Championships are over, we're trying to bring someone in," he said.

more transfers coming in for united

by Trebs Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:27 pm

I literally just tweeted that, should be interesting...

by Bull Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:30 pm

its going to be Mouthino im sure on it.

by **Afro** Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:30 pm

Baines. I would put my mortgage on it

by Marky Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:33 pm

TheBrahmaBull wrote:its going to be Mouthino im sure on it.

We've got a bet (with nothing on the line) that Moutinho goes to Spurs. You insist he's going to Man U, but Moutinho is going to Spurs to replace Modric.

by Trebs Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:37 pm

Baines would be a good signing but I expect us to keep faith with Evra for another season, he's the captain.

by Bull Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:39 pm

yep a bet with nothing on line at all so no one wins anything just to see whos right.

by FIFA Diva Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:42 pm

I agree Mighty I'd rather have Evra there rather then pay that much for a left back.

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