The Uxbridge English Dictionary (rugby edition)

Not been done since v1 I think.

Particle : A reason for recent Welsh GSs

Official receiver : Fly half

Gaviscon : Henson's agent

Harlequins : Siblings on a motor-bike

Tackle bag : a scrotum

Poundstretcher : Bath RFC

Connacht : the status of HEC fans

Aviva : a small Vauxhall

Ferris wheel : An Ulster tactic

Portnoy wrote:
Ferris wheel : An Ulster tactic

Surely that would be the "not a tip tackle" that got him carded against Wales



Youngest : A scrum half on loan from Leicester Tigers

Hen son: A C0ck

Testicle - a Rugby International between smaller nations

Bryce - "Love" (in Afrikaans)

Significance : The All Blacks

Pestilent : A Wasp on loan

Eoin Reddan : An Ulster fan who possesses a Munster shirt

Harinordiqouy : Peter Tom

Unimaginable : Controlling Gav's tweets

Nobody : Brian injured (again)

Paraphrase : Mon dieu

Pockmark : An Irish lock out of position

Aspirate : A v2 poster after Exeter are relegated

Hounslow : A v2 after a bad run of Wasps results

Diagnostic : A fan Wasps not convinced about the team coach

Oxford University : Where London based Welshmen go to play amateur rugby

choke - A Kiwi breakfast staple

Haskell - an annoying rash you can't show your mam results in POC

Haka - News International NZ

Lion - a disingenuous Irish fan

Hooker - a missed kick

Cipriani - a really naff cocktail with a Campari base

Rectangle : Hersh's view on rugby.

Shane - feeling of sadness after repetitive retirement

BOD - GOD's dad

Evans - where you go when you miss your honeymoon

McCaw - annoying Scottish parrot

Woodcock - lucky b2rstard



Umaga - the act of throwing a spear into the ground

Proportion - forward's helping in the club canteen
Package - always upped by Shaw's inclusion
Direction - excitable Welsh fan
Supplying - untruths about on-tour drinking capacity
Software - backs with scrumcaps
Permit - Adam Jones' hair advice

mowgli wrote:Shane - feeling of sadness after repetitive retirement

BOD - GOD's dad

Evans - where you go when you miss your honeymoon

McCaw - annoying Scottish parrot

Woodcock - lucky b2rstard



Umaga - the act of throwing a spear into the ground

that's excellent. brightened up my monday morning!

Contour - Aussie travel plans
Behalf - Shane Williams
Noble - Hayes is now retired

Doubling : What Leinster chavs wear

Homogeneous : Jonny Wilkinson (allegedly)

Campanologist : Michael Lynagh

Imagination : Scotland

Morish : an opinion a la Brian Moore

Dun Laoghaire : IRFU's opinion of TOL

Finger lickin' : Hartley's jam

Negative inflation : Halfpenny

Post-natal stress disorder : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBhAffYHVvY

Dickie Bowe: Tommy's thespian uncle.

Lozenge: garlic-flavour sweets.

Anglican Church: Joe Marler.

Random: Tom James.

Falstaff: Shane Howarth, Brett Sinkinson...

Malady: Adam Jones with ball in hand.

Follicle: the decision to make Shane Williams a pundit.

Samphire: the Welsh captain leaves the barbecue unattended.

Kaleidoscope: the potential effectiveness of a Jamie Roberts - Manu Tuilagi midfield.

Scrum - bath residue in the west country

jockstrap - Scottish strategic plan to win RWC 2015

have to applaud myself for that last one...pure genius

castrogiovanni - Don Giovanni's eunuch cousin

Testimonial - kick to the jockstrap

offside - Richie McCaw

Standoffish : similar to a fly-half

Spuduike : The Keith Wood fan club

Short Essay : An Exeter try against Clermont

Boorish : Like a South African

Bournemouth : Austin Healey

Paddywack : What Manu did to Wallis

Hospitality suite : a chocolate

Blackadder : Dan Carter

Trouble : Headingley (cf Treck : Yorkshire name for Bath's ground)

Ovoid : The Liberty stadium

Coleslaw : Dan's take on correct binding

Heathrow Terminal 5 : Harlequins new second row enforcer, somewhat controversial

Confirm : what Tindall did to to the Royal Family when wedding Zara

Dwarf tossing : what Tindall learned from the Balmoral set to prepare a barbie

Hotel maid service : the standard expectation of English rugby players

Ferrybridge : What Manu was too pratted to see whilst disembarking

Captaincy : An asset required of a titanic leader

Managership : Important asset sunk on arrival

All aboard : missing in action

Medicant : Brendan Venter

Take the biscuit : Bad dietary advice from Dr Venter

The dirty Dozen : Players found inside Alfie

Pirates of Penzance : Fictional Cornish superclub

IOC :irish Olympic sevens captain

Heaslip : The reason the Irish 8 fell over

Visitor : Type of visa a Scottish winger holds

Pop Tart : Danny Cipriani's latest girlfriend

Mormon- The deluded follower of a certain commentator
Bill, Bert & Tom- When three or more trolls/wummers get together on the same post and catch some little biters.
A Clegg- When a promising player doesn't fulfill their earlier promise
An Olivier- Whenever Morgan Parra goes to ground ala soccerball
Terminator- The way Shane seems to keep coming back for more
The Avengers- The small group of players which manage to keep a struggling team afloat

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Anglican Church: Joe Marler.

Very good.

Portsmouth : Old man, drunk on bitter, who sits at the end of the bar offering his opinions on Leicester Tigers to those who do not wish to listen

Cockermouth : Head coach of Leicetser Tigers, likely to end up up a Portsmouth if he doesnt win the Heineken cup this year.

Looseheaded wrote:An Olivier- Whenever Morgan Parra goes to ground ala soccerball

Usually I would agree.
But Courtney Lawes might disagree (about 25 seconds into the video).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhB31tI-qlg

Blood oranges: half-time sustenance at the Stoop.

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Blood oranges: half-time sustenance at the Stoop.

Surely "Temporary replacements for Henson and Wilkinson"?