The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:19 pm

While out in the woods i saw Bigfoot
Having a quick leak on a pile of soot
It turned to look back at me
It had had a vasectomy

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:20 pm

While out in the woods i saw Bigfoot
Having a quick leak on a pile of soot
It turned to look back at me
It had had a vasectomy
That'll teach it to keep it's legs shut

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:22 pm

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:23 pm

Come gather round i've a story to tell

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:28 pm

Come gather round i've a story to tell
About a small man with a very big bell

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:31 pm

Come gather round i've a story to tell
About a small man with a very big bell
Who polished it all day long

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:32 pm

Come gather round i've a story to tell
About a small man with a very big bell
Who polished it all day long
To ensure it was vibrant and strong

by **Pal Joey** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:32 pm

Come gather round i've a story to tell
About a small man with a very big bell
Who polished it all day long
until it resembled an ancient brass gong

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:41 pm

Come gather round i've a story to tell
About a small man with a very big bell
Who polished it all day long
until it resembled an ancient brass gong
Then he put it on ebay to sell

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:43 pm

When two posters post at the very same time

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:44 pm

When two posters post at the very same time
It can change the course of the rhyme

by **Pal Joey** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:47 pm

When two posters post at the very same time
It can change the course of the rhyme
But one will lose out

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:51 pm

When two posters post at the very same time
It can change the course of the rhyme
But one will lose out
And there can be no doubt

by **Pal Joey** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:53 pm

When two posters post at the very same time
It can change the course of the rhyme
But one will lose out
And there can be no doubt
He'll go back to the end of the line

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 3:52 pm

bravo

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 3:53 pm

On a good day it's like posting ping pong

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 4:05 pm

On a good day it's like posting ping pong
On others it's like having a sing-song

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 4:07 pm

On a good day it's like posting ping pong
On others it's like having a sing-song
You know when we're all in the groove

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 4:23 pm

On a good day it's like posting ping pong
On others it's like having a sing-song
You know when we're all in the groove
You can feel the earth move

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 4:25 pm

On a good day it's like posting ping pong
On others it's like having a sing-song
You know when we're all in the groove
You can feel the earth move
As if you've been rodgered by good old King Kong

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 4:26 pm

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 4:29 pm

Theres something i should get off my chest

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 4:38 pm

Theres something i should get off my chest
I confess that I sinned whilst undressed

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 4:39 pm

Theres something i should get off my chest
I confess that I sinned whilst undressed
I did things that would make my mum blush

by **Galted** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 6:22 pm

heres something i should get off my chest
I confess that I sinned whilst undressed
I did things that would make my mum blush
with a drugged-up drooling old lush

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 6:35 pm

Theres something i should get off my chest
I confess that I sinned whilst undressed
I did things that would make my mum blush
with a drugged-up drooling old lush
Who had ' The more The merrier ' tattooed on her breast

by **Galted** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 7:50 pm

KingKenny's rhymes often shock me

by **Pal Joey** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 1:36 am

KingKenny's rhymes often shock me
Unlike a world record swim from Lochte

by **Galted** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 8:35 am

KingKenny's rhymes often shock me
Unlike a world record swim from Lochte
each one should be banned

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 9:17 am

KingKenny's rhymes often shock me
Unlike a world record swim from Lochte
each one should be banned
Maybe thats what the Admin have planned

by **Galted** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 9:35 am

KingKenny's rhymes often shock me
Unlike a world record swim from Lochte
each one should be banned
Maybe thats what the Admin have planned
to put an end to this x-rated mockery

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 9:40 am

ok i wont post anymore Sad

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 9:47 am

Very good Galted - I was racking my brains trying to come up with a good rhyme for the last line

KK7's foreshortened his name

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 9:49 am

KK7's foreshortened his name
As i couldn't handle the shame

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 9:51 am

KK7's foreshortened his name
As i couldn't handle the shame
Of your rhymes, they're so rude

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 10:02 am

KK7's foreshortened his name
As i couldn't handle the shame
Of your rhymes, they're so rude
So i've decided on becoming a prude

by **Galted** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 10:04 am

KK7's foreshortened his name
As i couldn't handle the shame
Of your rhymes, they're so rude
So i've decided on becoming a prude
but thank you for taking the blame

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 10:05 am

always glad to help

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 10:50 am

Oh for heaven's sake make up your mind

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 11:02 am

Oh for heaven's sake make up your mind
I know it's becoming a grind

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 11:03 am

Oh for heaven's sake make up your mind
I know it's becoming a grind
Not to mention confusing

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 11:06 am

Oh for heaven's sake make up your mind
I know it's becoming a grind
Not to mention confusing
Sorry if i'm abusing

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 11:14 am

Oh for heaven's sake make up your mind
I know it's becoming a grind
Not to mention confusing
Sorry if i'm abusing
It's like the blind leading the blind

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 11:16 am

I think i've finally seen the light

by **Galted** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 1:39 pm

I think i've finally seen the light
by finding a name that's just right

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 4:11 pm

I think i've finally seen the light
by finding a name that's just right
It's short and straight to the point

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 4:29 pm

I think i've finally seen the light
by finding a name that's just right
It's short and straight to the point
And so I hereby annoint

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 4:55 pm

I think i've finally seen the light
by finding a name that's just right
It's short and straight to the point
And so I hereby annoint
My new persona Kenny to the site

by Guest Tue 07 Aug 2012, 4:57 pm

Bring back king Kenny at once

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 4:58 pm

Bring back king Kenny at once
I cant he was being a nonce

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