The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 12:25 pm

I knew i was playing with fire
with this leggy buxom gun for hire
I took her out for a ride
past a march for gay pride

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 12:26 pm

I knew i was playing with fire
with this leggy buxom gun for hire
I took her out for a ride
And I ended up tied

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 12:32 pm

I knew i was playing with fire
with this leggy buxom gun for hire
I took her out for a ride
And I ended up tied
To a post connected with wire.

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 12:41 pm

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 1:35 pm

Girl, you really got me now

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 1:51 pm

Girl, you really got me now
I'm crippled under your plough

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 1:53 pm

Girl, you really got me now
I'm crippled under your plough
I'm struggling for some air

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 1:55 pm

Girl, you really got me now
I'm crippled under your plough
I'm struggling for some air
And my intestines all bare

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 2:03 pm

Girl, you really got me now
I'm crippled under your plough
I'm struggling for some air
And my intestines all bare
And your equipment has furrowed my brow

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 2:05 pm

excellent

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 2:30 pm

That would make a great heavy metal lyric... but we'd probably get sued by The Kinks.

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 2:41 pm

The Freaks come out at night

by President Trump Thu 09 Aug 2012, 2:44 pm

The Freaks come out at night
As their skin burns in the light

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 2:45 pm

The Freaks come out at night
As their skin burns in the light
Their eyes glow in the dark

by President Trump Thu 09 Aug 2012, 2:47 pm

The Freaks come out at night
As their skin burns in the light
Their eyes glow in the dark
Like a deep water shark

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 2:49 pm

The Freaks come out at night
As their skin burns in the light
Their eyes glow in the dark
Like a deep water shark
But I could still beat them all in a fight

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 2:51 pm

She told me to , walk this way

by President Trump Thu 09 Aug 2012, 3:05 pm

She told me to , walk this way
with my hip a asway

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 3:10 pm

She told me to , walk this way
with my hip a asway
Stick your chest out and suck your tum in

by President Trump Thu 09 Aug 2012, 3:12 pm

She told me to , walk this way
with my hips all asway
Stick your chest out and suck your tum in
She said with a grin

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 3:13 pm

She told me to , walk this way
with my hips all asway
Stick your chest out and suck your tum in
She said with a grin
How you will look ? i really can't say

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 5:06 pm

Young Billy from Morningford Lane

by Guest Thu 09 Aug 2012, 5:16 pm

Young Billy from Morningford Lane
Also known as the Yawning Lord Dane

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 5:18 pm

Young Billy from Morningford Lane
Also known as the Yawning Lord Dane
Was a deadshot and keen

by Guest Thu 09 Aug 2012, 5:29 pm

Young Billy from Morningford Lane
Also known as the Yawning Lord Dane
Was a deadshot and keen
Not to mention quite lean

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 5:34 pm

Young Billy from Morningford Lane
Also known as the Yawning Lord Dane
Was a deadshot and keen
Not to mention quite lean
'Twas a shame he got hit by a train

by Guest Thu 09 Aug 2012, 5:39 pm

There once was a poet called Marx

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 5:44 pm

There once was a poet called Marx
Who spent years avoiding the narcs

by Guest Thu 09 Aug 2012, 5:47 pm

There once was a poet called Marx
Who spent years avoiding the narcs
Located in caves

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 5:49 pm

There once was a poet called Marx
Who spent years avoiding the narcs
Located in caves
He held illegal raves

by Guest Thu 09 Aug 2012, 5:52 pm

There once was a poet called Marx
Who spent years avoiding the narcs
Located in caves
He held illegal raves
Which is different from busking in parks

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 5:54 pm

A show's not a show without Freeks

by Guest Thu 09 Aug 2012, 5:57 pm

A show's not a show without Freeks
Did you know that I blow through my cheeks?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 6:11 pm

A show's not a show without Freeks
Did you know that I blow through my cheeks?
Do you eat with your ears?

by Guest Thu 09 Aug 2012, 6:16 pm

A show's not a show without Freeks
Did you know that I blow through my cheeks?
Do you eat with your ears?
Man I've done that for years

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 6:17 pm

A show's not a show without Freeks
Did you know that I blow through my cheeks?
Do you eat with your ears?
Man I've done that for years
I hate to think where you have leaks!

by Guest Thu 09 Aug 2012, 6:23 pm

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 7:26 pm

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 7:26 pm

Can you see me from right at the back ?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 7:52 pm

Can you see me from right at the back ?
When I'm way down here on the track?

by Guest Thu 09 Aug 2012, 9:10 pm

Can you see me from right at the back ?
When I'm way down here on the track?
In the very first lane

by **Galted** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 9:20 pm

Can you see me from right at the back ?
When I'm way down here on the track?
In the very first lane
far behind Usain

by Guest Thu 09 Aug 2012, 9:28 pm

Can you see me from right at the back ?
When I'm way down here on the track?
In the very first lane
far behind Usain
Yeah that's me in 8th place, heart attack!

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 10:07 pm

brilliant

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 10:08 pm

I was hoping for a really fast start

by Guest Thu 09 Aug 2012, 10:13 pm

I was hoping for a really fast start
For an easy and simple last part

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 10:14 pm

I was hoping for a really fast start
For an easy and simple last part
To the relay we were supposed to win

by Guest Thu 09 Aug 2012, 10:14 pm

I was hoping for a really fast start
For an easy and simple last part
To the relay we were supposed to win
Then something quite wet stirred within

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 10:18 pm

I was hoping for a really fast start
For an easy and simple last part
To the relay we were supposed to win
Then something quite wet stirred within
And i let out a smelly wet fart

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:12 pm

I once dissected a cow's cerebellum

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