The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:46 pm

Seems like Eirebilly is in a spot of bother

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:49 pm

Seems like Eirebilly is in a spot of bother
Why whats up? Did you mod or just hover?

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 5:39 pm

Seems like Eirebilly is in a spot of bother
Why whats up? Did you mod or just hover?
No his GF made a surprise appearance (see Toril's comment -> https://www.606v2.com/t33449p100-the-last-poster-is-the-loser) Laugh

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 6:06 pm

Linebreaker wrote:Seems like Eirebilly is in a spot of bother
Why whats up? Did you mod or just hover?
No his GF made a surprise appearance (see Toril's comment -> https://www.606v2.com/t33449p100-the-last-poster-is-the-loser)

Take 2!

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 6:49 pm

The confusion is gone so lets go

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 6:59 pm

The confusion is gone so lets go
Come rain, or sunshine or snow

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:11 pm

The confusion is gone so lets go
Come rain, or sunshine or snow
To a land never seen

by **Kenny** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:29 pm

The confusion is gone so lets go
Come rain, or sunshine or snow
To a land never seen
All pleasant and green

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:50 pm

The confusion is gone so lets go
Come rain, or sunshine or snow
To a land never seen
All pleasant and green
Which is ruled by our very own MO!!!!!

by **Galted** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:14 pm

that show-pony Bolt is a c**t

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:15 pm

that show-pony Bolt is a c**t
Not now Galted I'm playing Duck Hunt

by **Galted** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:24 pm

that show-pony Bolt is a c**t
Not now Galted I'm playing Duck Hunt
sorry Freek but he bores me

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:29 pm

that show-pony Bolt is a c**t
Not now Galted I'm playing Duck Hunt
sorry Freek but he bores me
My missus just floored me

by **Kenny** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:18 pm

that show-pony Bolt is a c**t
Not now Galted I'm playing Duck Hunt
sorry Freek but he bores me
My missus just floored me
Asking " Is that socks shoved down his front ? "

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:20 pm

My friend Kenny you do make me laugh

by **Kenny** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:29 pm

My friend Kenny you do make me laugh
What even when my lines are quite naff ?

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:30 pm

My friend Kenny you do make me laugh
What even when my lines are quite naff ?
You're unwittingly funny

by **Kenny** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:34 pm

My friend Kenny you do make me laugh
What even when my lines are quite naff ?
You're unwittingly funny
But YOUR right on the money

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:39 pm

My friend Kenny you do make me laugh
What even when my lines are quite naff ?
You're unwittingly funny
But YOUR right on the money
If I had one pint left I'd give you half

by **Kenny** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:41 pm

only half

It was late on a saturday night

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:44 pm

It was late on a saturday night
When I jumped from an almighty height

by **Kenny** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:46 pm

It was late on a saturday night
When I jumped from an almighty height
Off the wardrobe onto the wife

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:52 pm

It was late on a saturday night
When I jumped from an almighty height
Off the wardrobe onto the wife
Whist holding a knife

by **Kenny** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:55 pm

It was late on a saturday night
When I jumped from an almighty height
Off the wardrobe onto the wife
Whist holding a knife
In my butt cheeks , My god what a sight Shocked

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:57 pm

My wife is now physically dead

by **Kenny** Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:00 am

My wife is now physically dead
As i landed arse first right on her head

by Guest Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:03 am

My wife is now physically dead
As i landed arse first right on her head
She bled and she bled

by **Kenny** Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:08 am

My wife is now physically dead
As i landed arse first right on her head
She bled and she bled
All over the floor and the bed

by Guest Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:10 am

My wife is now physically dead
As i landed arse first right on her head
She bled and she bled
All over the floor and the bed
Thank god the decor was all red.

by **Kenny** Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:13 am

I see there's been a U turn by good old KP

by Guest Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:16 am

I see there's been a U turn by good old KP
Who cares? It's all about me

by **Kenny** Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:20 am

I see there's been a U turn by good old KP
Who cares? It's all about me
But are you a team player

by Guest Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:32 am

I see there's been a U turn by good old KP
Who cares? It's all about me
But are you a team player
To many I'm gayer

by **Kenny** Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:34 am

I see there's been a U turn by good old KP
Who cares? It's all about me
But are you a team player
To many I'm gayer
Its all on Youtube for everyone to see

by Guest Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:36 am

Me and you Ken are front page news

by **Kenny** Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:38 am

Me and you Ken are front page news
We took Gold while the others did snooze

by **Pal Joey** Sun 12 Aug 2012, 8:47 am

Me and you Ken are front page news
We took Gold while the others did snooze
But when they awake

by **Kenny** Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:55 pm

Me and you Ken are front page news
We took Gold while the others did snooze
But when they awake
They said " Oh for Fu..'s Sake ! "

by **Pal Joey** Sun 12 Aug 2012, 1:28 pm

Me and you Ken are front page news
We took Gold while the others did snooze
But when they awake
They said " Oh for Fu..'s Sake ! "
I've just lost my lunch in my shoes

by **Kenny** Sun 12 Aug 2012, 1:31 pm

So today it all comes to an End

by Guest Sun 12 Aug 2012, 1:37 pm

So today it all comes to an End
The it's back to the footy my friend

by **Kenny** Sun 12 Aug 2012, 1:40 pm

So today it all comes to an End
The it's back to the footy my friend
I cant wait for the big kick off

by **Galted** Sun 12 Aug 2012, 2:53 pm

So today it all comes to an End
The it's back to the footy my friend
I cant wait for the big kick off
footy's something I'm sick of

by **Pal Joey** Sun 12 Aug 2012, 3:07 pm

So today it all comes to an End
The it's back to the footy my friend
I cant wait for the big kick off
footy's something I'm sick of
Despite Mexico bucking the trend

by Guest Sun 12 Aug 2012, 4:59 pm

Our lyrical skills are da best

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 12 Aug 2012, 5:38 pm

Our lyrical skills are da best
If you think you can beat 'em, be my guest

by **Kenny** Sun 12 Aug 2012, 8:30 pm

Our lyrical skills are da best
If you think you can beat 'em, be my guest
Just make sure you follow the rules

by Guest Sun 12 Aug 2012, 8:48 pm

Our lyrical skills are da best
If you think you can beat 'em, be my guest
Just make sure you follow the rules
And talk a lot of balls

by **Kenny** Sun 12 Aug 2012, 8:49 pm

Our lyrical skills are da best
If you think you can beat 'em, be my guest
Just make sure you follow the rules
And talk a lot of balls
Then you wont be the butt of our jest

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:11 am

The Olympics are over, I'm sad

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