The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:13 am

The Olympics are over, I'm sad
But all those memories im sure you are glad

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:15 am

The Olympics are over, I'm sad
But all those memories im sure you are glad
We've all had a blast

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:17 am

The Olympics are over, I'm sad
But all those memories im sure you are glad
We've all had a blast
From a true Stellar Cast

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:38 am

The Olympics are over, I'm sad
But all those memories im sure you are glad
We've all had a blast
From a true Stellar Cast
Who I've grown to love more than my dad!

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:26 am

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:29 am

Im watching the friendly against Big Sami

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:59 am

Im watching the friendly against Big Sami
While in the background Al Jolsen sings 'Mammy'

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:08 am

Im watching the friendly against Big Sami
While in the background Al Jolsen sings 'Mammy'
It was a great run and goal by Raheem

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:42 pm

Im watching the friendly against Big Sami
While in the background Al Jolsen sings 'Mammy'
It was a great run and goal by Raheem
He beat half the opposing team

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:46 pm

Im watching the friendly against Big Sami
While in the background Al Jolsen sings 'Mammy'
It was a great run and goal by Raheem
He beat half the opposing team
Before delivering a right footed whammy

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:48 pm

Get jiggy, get hippy, get loose

by President Trump Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:50 pm

Get jiggy, get hippy, get loose
The mountie said to the Moose

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:53 pm

Get jiggy, get hippy, get loose
The mountie said to the Moose
Dont be put off by my shiny red coat

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:54 pm

Get jiggy, get hippy, get loose
The mountie said to the Moose
Dont be put off by my shiny red coat
But the moose was on a Raoul Moat

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:57 pm

Get jiggy, get hippy, get loose
The mountie said to the Moose
Dont be put off by my shiny red coat
But the moose was on a Raoul Moat
Along with Gazza would get the abuse

by President Trump Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:59 pm

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:02 pm

Gazza's fishing rod's still on Ebay

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:03 pm

Gazza's fishing rod's still on Ebay
But that's not the problem i'd say

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:04 pm

Gazza's fishing rod's still on Ebay
But that's not the problem i'd say
The problem is thus:

by President Trump Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:06 pm

Gazza's fishing rod's still on Ebay
But that's not the problem i'd say
The problem is thus:
That its covered in pie crust

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:14 pm

Gazza's fishing rod's still on Ebay
But that's not the problem i'd say
The problem is thus:
That its covered in pie crust
And he broke it fishing the Tay

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:16 pm

Did he break it catching a welly?

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:18 pm

Did he break it catching a welly?
No it was his mate Jimmy 5 Bellys

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:22 pm

Did he break it catching a welly?
No it was his mate Jimmy 5 Bellys
Must have thought it was lunch

by President Trump Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:22 pm

Did he break it catching a welly?
No it was his mate Jimmy 5 Bellys
Must have thought it was lunch
and it snapped with a crunch

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:23 pm

Did he break it catching a welly?
No it was his mate Jimmy 5 Bellys
Must have thought it was lunch
and it snapped with a crunch
I'd pay to watch that on my telly

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:23 pm

Did he break it catching a welly?
No it was his mate Jimmy 5 Bellys
Must have thought it was lunch
and it snapped with a crunch
And all before the Ice Cream and Jelly

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:24 pm

Like yours better clap

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:31 pm

Kenny wrote:Like yours better

Jimmy 5 bellies. That's world class.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:31 pm

FFS, LOL, OMG

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:33 pm

FFS, LOL, OMG
Thats all text speak to me

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:35 pm

FFS, LOL, OMG
Thats all text speak to me
I'll C U l8er m8

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:37 pm

FFS, LOL, OMG
Thats all text speak to me
I'll C U l8er m8
A translator would be great

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:38 pm

FFS, LOL, OMG
Thats all text speak to me
I'll C U l8er m8
A translator would be great.
WTF, can't U C?

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:45 pm

You may aswell be talking Swahilli

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:52 pm

You may as well be talking Swahilli
I'd rather be snogging Cat Deeley

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:56 pm

You may as well be talking Swahilli
I'd rather be snogging Cat Deeley
Who wouldn't she's a really fit crumpet

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:59 pm

You may as well be talking Swahilli
I'd rather be snogging Cat Deeley
Who wouldn't she's a really fit crumpet
And I don't like to blow my own trumpet

by President Trump Mon 13 Aug 2012, 2:19 pm

You may as well be talking Swahilli
I'd rather be snogging Cat Deeley
Who wouldn't she's a really fit crumpet
And I don't like to blow my own trumpet
But if I could I would be noming on willy

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 3:26 pm

Whatever the risk its worth taking

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 3:31 pm

Whatever the risk its worth taking
Whatever the claim its worth staking

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 3:39 pm

Whatever the risk its worth taking
Whatever the claim its worth staking
So be true to yourself

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 6:22 pm

Whatever the risk its worth taking
Whatever the claim its worth staking
So be true to yourself
And leave fear on the shelf

by **Galted** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 6:53 pm

Whatever the risk its worth taking
Whatever the claim its worth staking
So be true to yourself
And leave fear on the shelf
new ground is just there for the breaking

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 7:34 pm

whoa - that's a profound one! I would have gone for something about 'orgasm' and 'faking'.

It's a fact, said the snail, that I'm slow

by **Galted** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:19 pm

It's a fact, said the snail, that I'm slow
and prone to become escargot

by **Pal Joey** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:24 pm

It's a fact, said the snail, that I'm slow
and prone to become escargot
but I'm more than just fine cuisine

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:43 pm

It's a fact, said the snail, that I'm slow
and prone to become escargot
but I'm more than just fine cuisine
What does escragot mean?

by **Galted** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:54 pm

It's a fact, said the snail, that I'm slow
and prone to become escargot
but I'm more than just fine cuisine
What does escragot mean?
surely you're joking FreekShow?

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:58 pm

Joking I'm not, I just checked

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