The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

[Kenny]

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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
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THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am


For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

[Pal Joey]

The cleaner looked at me with disgust
At the spunk i'd shot on her bust
It splattered then trickled
And after an hour it pickled
and that was just pre-cum from lust

[Kenny]

[Kenny]

All this liquid had made her chain rusty

[Galted]

All this liquid had made her chain rusty
& the excitement had made my a**e gusty

[Kenny]

All this liquid had made her chain rusty
& the excitement had made my a**e gusty
All the wind had me covered in rust flakes

[JuliusHMarx]

All this liquid had made her chain rusty
& the excitement had made my a**e gusty
All the wind had me covered in flakes
She certainly had what it takes

[Kenny]

All this liquid had made her chain rusty
& the excitement had made my a**e gusty
All the wind had me covered in flakes
She certainly had what it takes
To leave me feeling all crusty

[Luckless Pedestrian]

I had a job interview with a tranny

[JuliusHMarx]

I had a job interview with a tranny
"A transistor radio?" asked my nanny

[Kenny]

I had a job interview with a tranny
"A transistor radio?" asked my nanny
"No" i replied " One of those men in a dress "

[Luckless Pedestrian]

had a job interview with a tranny
"A transistor radio?" asked my nanny
"No" i replied " One of those men in a dress "
"Oh right," she said, "I must confess

[JuliusHMarx]

I had a job interview with a tranny
"A transistor radio?" asked my nanny
"No" i replied " One of those men in a dress "
"Oh right," she said, "I must confess.
Where I once had a dick, I've a fanny"

[Kenny]

Grans secret was finally out

[Luckless Pedestrian]

Grans secret was finally out
With a groin that smelt like a trout

[Kenny]

Grans secret was finally out
With a groin that smelt like a trout
She said she found Grandad dishy

[Luckless Pedestrian]

Grans secret was finally out
With a groin that smelt like a trout
She said she found Grandad dishy
So she chopped off her swishy

[Kenny]

Grans secret was finally out
With a groin that smelt like a trout
She said she found Grandad dishy
So she chopped off her swishy
And gave it to him as present , no doubt

[JuliusHMarx]

[Kenny]

Come with me on a journey in time

[Josiah Maiestas]

Come with me on a journey in time
take a glass of orange, or fill it up with wine

[Pal Joey]

Come with me on a journey in time
take a glass of orange, or fill it up with wine
Then go sit in your favourite easy chair

[Kenny]

Come with me on a journey in time
take a glass of orange, or fill it up with wine
Then go sit in your favourite easy chair
And listen to Paddington Bear

[JuliusHMarx]

Come with me on a journey in time
take a glass of orange, or fill it up with wine
Then go sit in your favourite easy chair
And listen to Paddington Bear
And if you want to jack off then that's fine

[Kenny]

trust you

[Pal Joey]

[Kenny]

The ceiling now had a hole

[Pal Joey]

The ceiling now had a hole
But the boiler was fixed now, lol

[Kenny]

The ceiling now had a hole
But the boiler was fixed now, lol
As consolations go thats not good

[Pal Joey]

The ceiling now had a hole
But the boiler was fixed now, lol
As consolations go thats not good
So where is the bloke now stood?

[President Trump]

The ceiling now had a hole
But the boiler was fixed now, lol
As consolations go thats not good
So where is the bloke now stood?
He's down the job centre collecting his dole

[Kenny]

The ceiling now had a hole
But the boiler was fixed now, lol
As consolations go thats not good
So where is the bloke now stood?
On the toilet with his foot in the bowl

[Luckless Pedestrian]

I was waiting at the lights

[Kenny]

I was waiting at the lights
After making a series of rights

[Guest]

I was waiting at the lights
After making a series of rights
And there she stood

[Kenny]

I was waiting at the lights
After making a series of rights
And there she stood
With a flick knife and wearing a hood

[Guest]

I was waiting at the lights
After making a series of rights
And there she stood
With a flick knife and wearing a hood
In burgundy fishnet tights

[Kenny]

In her get up she looked rather tarty

[Guest]

In her get up she looked rather tarty
In her bag was a red melted smartie

[Kenny]

In her get up she looked rather tarty
In her bag was a red melted smartie
It was dripping all over her money

[Guest]

In her get up she looked rather tarty
In her bag was a red melted smartie
It was dripping all over her money
Which I found quite funny

[Kenny]

In her get up she looked rather tarty
In her bag was a red melted smartie
It was dripping all over her money
Which I found quite funny
But it ruined her photo of nude Russell Harty

[Guest]

I'm sat all alone with my beer

[Pal Joey]

I'm sat all alone with my beer
At the top of the upper-most tier

[Guest]

I'm sat all alone with my beer
At the top of the upper-most tier
It's a mighty long view

[Kenny]

I'm sat all alone with my beer
At the top of the upper-most tier
It's a mighty long view
And between me and you

[Galted]

I'm sat all alone with my beer
At the top of the upper-most tier
It's a mighty long view
And between me and you
I've been left all alone 'cos I'm qu*er

[Kenny]

[Guest]

[Kenny]

Who's going down and who's staying up ?

[Galted]

Who's going down and who's staying up ?
who'll win the league & who'll win the cup?

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