The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:10 am

Now lets show them that we are the best
By announcing there's hair on our chest
It's the sign you are finally a man
From Afghanistan
With love from S.A.S crest

by Guest Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:14 am

Sir Kenny your lyrics are class

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:18 am

Sir Kenny your lyrics are class
I learnt them all at Sunday mass

by Guest Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:24 am

Sir Kenny your lyrics are class
I learnt them all at Sunday mass
Did you try out the wine?

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:26 am

Sir Kenny your lyrics are class
I learnt them all at Sunday mass
Did you try out the wine?
No the Vicar said "That's Mine !"

by Guest Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:28 am

Sir Kenny your lyrics are class
I learnt them all at Sunday mass
Did you try out the wine?
No the Vicar said "That's Mine !"
I hope that you kicked his old arse

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:29 am

The assault charge is currently pending

by Guest Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:32 am

The assault charge is currently pending
I love how you keep re-offending

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:35 am

The assault charge is currently pending
I love how you keep re-offending
I know im living a life of crime

by Guest Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:36 am

The assault charge is currently pending
I love how you keep re-offending
I know im living a life of crime
And doing that time

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:39 am

The assault charge is currently pending
I love how you keep re-offending
I know im living a life of crime
And doing that time
In the Big House is were i'll be spending

by **Pal Joey** Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:47 am

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:53 am

My cell mate is giving me that look Shocked

by **Pal Joey** Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:04 am

My cell mate is giving me that look
Like a pirate with a rusty hook

by Guest Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:05 am

My cell mate is giving me that look
Like a pirate with a rusty hook
He's winked at me twice

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:07 am

My cell mate is giving me that look
Like a pirate with a rusty hook
He's winked at me twice
Which i found rather nice

by Guest Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:12 am

My cell mate is giving me that look
Like a pirate with a rusty hook
He's winked at me twice
Which i found rather nice
Then he pumped me like I'm Kelly Brook

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:22 am

by Guest Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:36 am

Now the anal bleeding wont stop

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:37 am

Now the anal bleeding wont stop
And the pain is making me hop

by Guest Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:52 am

Now the anal bleeding wont stop
And the pain is making me hop
Plus my ingrowing hair

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:57 am

Now the anal bleeding wont stop
And the pain is making me hop
Plus my ingrowing hair
Is to much to bare

by Guest Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:23 am

Now the anal bleeding wont stop
And the pain is making me hop
Plus my ingrowing hair
Is to much to bare
I've just messed on the floor, got a mop?

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:17 pm

very good

by Guest Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:17 pm

Now that's a bad start for the Hoops

by **Galted** Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:45 am

Now that's a bad start for the Hoops
Norwich fans too saying 'oops'

by Guest Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:49 am

Now that's a bad start for the Hoops
Norwich fans too saying 'oops'
And my team the 'Pool

by **Galted** Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:45 am

Now that's a bad start for the Hoops
Norwich fans too saying 'oops'
And my team the 'Pool
had Suarez the tool

by Guest Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:47 am

Now that's a bad start for the Hoops
Norwich fans too saying 'oops'
And my team the 'Pool
had Suarez the tool
Now it's time to round up the troops

by **Galted** Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:53 am

by Guest Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:54 am

Hey Galted my friend who's your team?

by **Galted** Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:02 am

Hey Galted my friend who's your team?
f***g Villa - useless to extremes

by Guest Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:05 am

Hey Galted my friend who's your team?
f***g Villa - useless to extremes
We've had a bad day

by **Galted** Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:12 am

Hey Galted my friend who's your team?
f***g Villa - useless to extremes
We've had a bad day
'cos our teams cannot play

by Guest Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:15 am

Hey Galted my friend who's your team?
f***g Villa - useless to extremes
We've had a bad day
'cos our teams cannot play
Things can only get better, D-Ream!!

by **Galted** Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:18 am

by Luckless Pedestrian Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:22 am

But there's always next weekend

by Guest Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:25 am

But there's always next weekend
When there's the chance to amend

by Luckless Pedestrian Sun Aug 19, 2012 3:03 am

But there's always next weekend
When there's the chance to amend
But our back four is sh!te

by Guest Sun Aug 19, 2012 4:16 am

But there's always next weekend
When there's the chance to amend
But our back four is sh!te
And can't do nowt right

by **Kenny** Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:32 pm

But there's always next weekend
When there's the chance to amend
But our back four is sh!te
And can't do nowt right
There driving me right round the bend !!

by Guest Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:56 pm

by Guest Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:56 pm

Let's get the ball rolling once more

by President Trump Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:40 pm

Let's get the ball rolling once more
and get back to the thing we adore

by **Galted** Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:52 pm

Let's get the ball rolling once more
and get back to the thing we adore
being raucously rude

by Guest Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:15 pm

Let's get the ball rolling once more
and get back to the thing we adore
being raucously rude
And outrageously crude

by **Galted** Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:11 pm

Let's get the ball rolling once more
and get back to the thing we adore
being raucously rude
And outrageously crude
to the extent that our jaws hit the floor

by Guest Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:13 pm

by **Kenny** Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:09 pm

The day started off quite wet

by President Trump Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:09 pm

The day started off quite wet
So I wore a bikini just for a bet

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