The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul - 16:48

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Tue 21 Aug - 10:11

The day started off quite wet
So I wore a bikini just for a bet
But with things hanging out

by President Trump Tue 21 Aug - 10:11

The day started off quite wet
So I wore a bikini just for a bet
But with things hanging out
and my bad case of gout

by **Kenny** Tue 21 Aug - 10:24

The day started off quite wet
So I wore a bikini just for a bet
But with things hanging out
and my bad case of gout
I looked like i needed a vet

by President Trump Tue 21 Aug - 10:26

by **Kenny** Tue 21 Aug - 10:35

She took me for a ride in her boat

by Guest Tue 21 Aug - 21:18

She took me for a ride in her boat
Then I planted the suicide note

by **Kenny** Tue 21 Aug - 21:47

She took me for a ride in her boat
Then I planted the suicide note
I had decided she was coming with me

by Guest Tue 21 Aug - 21:49

She took me for a ride in her boat
Then I planted the suicide note
I had decided she was coming with me
To the bottom of the sea

by **Kenny** Tue 21 Aug - 21:51

She took me for a ride in her boat
Then I planted the suicide note
I had decided she was coming with me
To the bottom of the sea
But as i sank she could only float

by Guest Tue 21 Aug - 22:59

by **Kenny** Wed 22 Aug - 9:44

There once was a fellow from Chile

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 22 Aug - 9:55

There once was a fellow from Chile
Who was dating a slut from Caerphilly

by **Kenny** Wed 22 Aug - 10:18

There once was a fellow from Chile
Who was dating a slut from Caerphilly
Their chemistry was electric

by **Galted** Wed 22 Aug - 11:51

There once was a fellow from Chile
Who was dating a slut from Caerphilly
Their chemistry was electric
though he was endowed like a toothpick

by President Trump Wed 22 Aug - 12:29

There once was a fellow from Chile
Who was dating a slut from Caerphilly
Their chemistry was electric
though he was endowed like a toothpick
And had no balls to go with his willy

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 22 Aug - 12:47

His name was Juan Tobebigger

by President Trump Wed 22 Aug - 12:51

His name was Juan Tobebigger
At his name people would snigger

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 22 Aug - 12:59

His name was Juan Tobebigger
At his name people would snigger
His @rse was enormous

by President Trump Wed 22 Aug - 13:16

His name was Juan Tobebigger
At his name people would snigger
His @rse was enormous
And was always hitting off us

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 22 Aug - 13:38

His name was Juan Tobebigger
At his name people would snigger
His @rse was enormous
And was always hitting off us
So one day we all punched him with vigour.

by **Kenny** Wed 22 Aug - 15:20

If you ask then you will surely receive

by **Galted** Wed 22 Aug - 15:23

If you ask then you will surely receive
if you're a smackhead you surely will thieve

by **Kenny** Wed 22 Aug - 15:29

If you ask then you will surely receive
if you're a smackhead you surely will thieve
But in God you really must trust

by President Trump Wed 22 Aug - 15:31

If you ask then you will surely receive
if you're a smackhead you surely will thieve
But in God you really must trust
and not give into lust

by **Kenny** Wed 22 Aug - 15:34

If you ask then you will surely receive
if you're a smackhead you surely will thieve
But in God you really must trust
and not give into lust
Or all your Drugged up Ho's will leave

by President Trump Wed 22 Aug - 15:35

The brothel was very rundown

by **Kenny** Wed 22 Aug - 15:36

The brothel was very rundown
So the madam could only frown

by President Trump Wed 22 Aug - 16:15

The brothel was very rundown
So the madam could only frown
The punters walked out

by **Kenny** Wed 22 Aug - 16:18

The brothel was very rundown
So the madam could only frown
The punters walked out
So the hookers did pout

by President Trump Wed 22 Aug - 16:29

The brothel was very rundown
So the madam could only frown
The punters walked out
So the hookers did pout
Because no one would take them up the brown

by **Kenny** Wed 22 Aug - 16:30

by Guest Wed 22 Aug - 21:35

I'm joining the censorship squad

by **Galted** Thu 23 Aug - 7:06

I'm joining the censorship squad
I was told to in a letter from God

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 23 Aug - 8:23

I'm joining the censorship squad
I was told to in a letter from God
His handwriting's sh!te

by **Galted** Thu 23 Aug - 8:59

I'm joining the censorship squad
I was told to in a letter from God
His handwriting's sh!te
though He's good with a smite

by President Trump Thu 23 Aug - 10:02

I'm joining the censorship squad
I was told to in a letter from God
His handwriting's sh!te
though He's good with a smite
and listens to metal on his iPod

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug - 10:09

by President Trump Thu 23 Aug - 10:12

Bananas don't really fit there

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug - 10:14

Bananas don't really fit there
Said the wife with her legs in the air

by **Galted** Thu 23 Aug - 10:16

Bananas don't really fit there
Said the wife with her legs in the air
I said "shut yer trap"

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug - 10:19

Bananas don't really fit there
Said the wife with her legs in the air
I said "shut yer trap"
As my foreskin did snap

by President Trump Thu 23 Aug - 10:21

Bananas don't really fit there
Said the wife with her legs in the air
I said "shut yer trap"
As my foreskin did snap
And the blood sprayed on her pubic hair

by **Galted** Thu 23 Aug - 10:23

Bananas don't really fit there
Said the wife with her legs in the air
I said "shut yer trap"
As my foreskin did snap
so I had another go with a pear

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug - 10:30

Our games had turned pretty nasty

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 23 Aug - 10:37

Our games had turned pretty nasty
As I tried to plug her with a pasty

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug - 10:41

Our games had turned pretty nasty
As I tried to plug her with a pasty
But the pastry was far to flakey

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 23 Aug - 10:42

Our games had turned pretty nasty
As I tried to plug her with a pasty
But the pastry was far to flakey
And she wanted something more snakey

by President Trump Thu 23 Aug - 10:46

Our games had turned pretty nasty
As I tried to plug her with a pasty
But the pastry was far to flakey
And she wanted something more snakey
I couldn't find anything so I ordered her a taxi

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug - 10:47

Our games had turned pretty nasty
As I tried to plug her with a pasty
But the pastry was far to flakey
And she wanted something more snakey
Like the hip swinging of good old Rick Astley

by **Pal Joey** Thu 23 Aug - 11:24

Can music soothe the savage beast?

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