The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by Guest Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:20 pm

world class!!

by **Galted** Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:21 pm

sorry chaps that I let you all down

by Guest Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:23 pm

sorry chaps that I let you all down
It's okay you're the resident clown

by **Galted** Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:24 pm

sorry chaps that I let you all down
It's okay you're the resident clown
thanks FreekShow that's sweet

by Guest Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:25 pm

sorry chaps that I let you all down
It's okay you're the resident clown
thanks FreekShow that's sweet
Let me tickle your feet

by **Galted** Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:28 pm

sorry chaps that I let you all down
It's okay you're the resident clown
thanks FreekShow that's sweet
Let me tickle your feet
afraid that would turn my y-fronts quite brown

by Guest Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:34 pm

by nadeem2099 Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:36 pm

Looks like someones got a foot fetish

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:20 am

Looks like someones got a foot fetish
Yes I do I love that and ice lettice

by nadeem2099 Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:48 am

Looks like someones got a foot fetish
Yes I do I love that and ice lettice
I recommend you try some fish

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:31 am

Looks like someones got a foot fetish
Yes I do I love that and ice lettice
I recommend you try some fish
that sounds like a really nice dish

by **Galted** Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:04 pm

Looks like someones got a foot fetish
Yes I do I love that and ice lettice
I recommend you try some fish
that sounds like a really nice dish
& when you finish you should bully an Amish

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:28 pm

Why have all the lines started to rhyme ?

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:57 pm

Why have all the lines started to rhyme ?
That's Nadeem, he needs telling the time

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:59 pm

Why have all the lines started to rhyme ?
That's Nadeem, he needs telling the time
So line two rhymes with one and four rhymes with three

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:02 pm

Why have all the lines started to rhyme ?
That's Nadeem, he needs telling the time
So line two rhymes with one and four rhymes with three
Does one rhyme with bum? Oh how can this all be?

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:06 pm

Why have all the lines started to rhyme ?
That's Nadeem, he needs telling the time
So line two rhymes with one and four rhymes with three
Does one rhyme with bum? Oh how can this all be?
Lets hope Nadeem see's this next time he's on line

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:07 pm

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:10 pm

The sun is out , The sky is blue

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:48 pm

The sun is out , The sky is blue
Well here down south a storm is due

by **Galted** Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:57 pm

The sun is out , The sky is blue
Well here down south a storm is due
this line doesn't rhyme

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:00 pm

The sun is out , The sky is blue
Well here down south a storm is due
this line doesn't rhyme
It does everytime

by **Galted** Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:08 pm

The sun is out , The sky is blue
Well here down south a storm is due
this line doesn't rhyme
It does everytime
& number five rhymes with one and with two

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:19 pm

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:23 pm

The Freek and the Galt were on fire

by **Galted** Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:39 pm

The Freek and the Galt were on fire
but had Kenny chosen to retire?

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:40 pm

The Freek and the Galt were on fire
but had Kenny chosen to retire?
He'd got writers block

by **Galted** Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:44 pm

The Freek and the Galt were on fire
but had Kenny chosen to retire?
He'd got writers block
which came as a shock

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:50 pm

The Freek and the Galt were on fire
but had Kenny chosen to retire?
He'd got writers block
which came as a shock
Cos the guy was more skilled than Mariah

by **Galted** Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:52 pm

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:53 pm

But Kenny will come back I'm sure

by **Galted** Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:03 pm

But Kenny will come back I'm sure
more profanity we'll have to endure

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:04 pm

But Kenny will come back I'm sure
more profanity we'll have to endure
He's a lyrical stud

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:07 pm

But Kenny will come back I'm sure
more profanity we'll have to endure
He's a lyrical stud
and sticks like good mud

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:08 pm

But Kenny will come back I'm sure
more profanity we'll have to endure
He's a lyrical stud
and sticks like good mud
Then that must be him on my floor

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:08 pm

Hurry up and clean up that mess

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:09 pm

Hurry up and clean up that mess
I can't now I'm off to Loch Ness

by **Galted** Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:13 pm

Hurry up and clean up that mess
I can't now I'm off to Loch Ness
with a kitten to drown

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:13 pm

Hurry up and clean up that mess
I can't now I'm off to Loch Ness
with a kitten to drown
And my wife in her gown

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:28 pm

Hurry up and clean up that mess
I can't now I'm off to Loch Ness
with a kitten to drown
And my wife in her gown
and a Vicar who's willing to Bless kiss

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:45 pm

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:32 pm

So you missed me , well now i am back

by **Galted** Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:49 pm

So you missed me , well now i am back
of Linebreaker too there was a bit of a lack

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:49 pm

So you missed me , well now i am back
It's our very own northern 2pac

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:53 pm

So you missed me , well now i am back
It's our very own northern 2pac
Then that makes you Notorious

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:00 pm

So you missed me , well now i am back
It's our very own northern 2pac
Then that makes you Notorious
Super and glorious

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:01 pm

So you missed me , well now i am back
It's our very own northern 2pac
Then that makes you Notorious
Super and glorious
Like me i think your on crack

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:01 pm

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:03 pm

At times i'm as high as a kite

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:08 pm

At times i'm as high as a kite
Join the club, I munch Turkish Delight

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