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Post by Kenny Mon 30 Jul - 16:48

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THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am


For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!
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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug - 15:11

At times i'm as high as a kite
Join the club, I munch Turkish Delight
Oh i hate that when you just get the munchies
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Post by Guest Fri 24 Aug - 15:11

At times i'm as high as a kite
Join the club, I munch Turkish Delight
Oh i hate that when you just get the munchies
And in debt on Crunchies

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug - 15:12

At times i'm as high as a kite
Join the club, I munch Turkish Delight
Oh i hate that when you just get the munchies
And in debt on Crunchies
And my eyes dont act well to the light
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Post by Guest Fri 24 Aug - 15:13

Laugh

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug - 15:14

But enough of these jokes and this jest
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Post by Guest Fri 24 Aug - 15:15

But enough of these jokes and this jest
Lets put seriousness to the test

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug - 15:18

But enough of these jokes and this jest
Lets put seriousness to the test
And try and be good for awhile
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Post by Guest Fri 24 Aug - 15:18

But enough of these jokes and this jest
Lets put seriousness to the test
And try and be good for awhile
Not act like a child

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug - 15:20

But enough of these jokes and this jest
Lets put seriousness to the test
And try and be good for awhile
Not act like a child
And see if rude or straight is the best
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Post by Guest Fri 24 Aug - 15:20

thumbsup

The big man in the sky is so proud

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug - 15:26

The big man in the sky is so proud
He's sat there shouting out loud
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Post by Guest Fri 24 Aug - 15:27

The big man in the sky is so proud
He's sat there shouting out loud
My work here is done

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug - 15:29

The big man in the sky is so proud
He's sat there shouting out loud
My work here is done
Go down to Earth now my son
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Post by Guest Fri 24 Aug - 15:38

The big man in the sky is so proud
He's sat there shouting out loud
My work here is done
Go down to Earth now my son
Just watch that black nasty old cloud

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug - 15:42

clap

On Earth he met a lady called Mary
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Post by Guest Fri 24 Aug - 15:49

On Earth he met a lady called Mary
Who once shared a bed with Jim Carey

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug - 15:52

On Earth he met a lady called Mary
Who once shared a bed with Jim Carey
Then he met the composers Webber and Rice
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Post by Guest Fri 24 Aug - 15:57

On Earth he met a lady called Mary
Who once shared a bed with Jim Carey
Then he met the composers Webber and Rice
Gaga and Posh Spice

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug - 15:59

On Earth he met a lady called Mary
Who once shared a bed with Jim Carey
Then he met the composers Webber and Rice
Gaga and Posh Spice
And set up home with Julian Clary
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Post by Guest Fri 24 Aug - 16:00

Laugh

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug - 16:01

These clean ones are really quite good
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Post by Guest Fri 24 Aug - 16:04

These clean ones are really quite good
Aren't they just, no one that that we could

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug - 16:07

These clean ones are really quite good
Aren't they just, no one that that we could
Stay true to our vows
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Post by Guest Fri 24 Aug - 16:16

These clean ones are really quite good
Aren't they just, no one that that we could
Stay true to our vows
Oh no, god I'm aroused!

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug - 16:18

These clean ones are really quite good
Aren't they just, no one that that we could
Stay true to our vows
Oh no, god I'm aroused!
Please tell me you haven't ' Got Wood '
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Post by Guest Fri 24 Aug - 16:20

Laugh

False alarm it's a pen in my pocket

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug - 16:25

False alarm it's a pen in my pocket
So i can take my fingers out of the socket ?
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Post by Guest Fri 24 Aug - 16:25

False alarm it's a pen in my pocket
So i can take my fingers out of the socket ?
You can lets proceed

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug - 16:29

False alarm it's a pen in my pocket
So i can take my fingers out of the socket ?
You can lets proceed
The next line i can't wait to read
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Post by Guest Fri 24 Aug - 16:32

False alarm it's a pen in my pocket
So i can take my fingers out of the socket ?
You can lets proceed
The next line i can't wait to read
There's some sick coming out of my rocket

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug - 16:34

Whistle

You see this is easy
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Post by Galted Fri 24 Aug - 16:57

You see this is easy
bar Freek's rocket that's queasy

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Post by Guest Fri 24 Aug - 17:12

You see this is easy
bar Freek's rocket that's queasy
It's had a lie down

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Post by JuliusHMarx Sat 25 Aug - 14:45

You see this is easy
bar Freek's rocket that's queasy
It's had a lie down
Now it's heading to town

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Post by Kenny Sat 25 Aug - 16:04

You see this is easy
bar Freek's rocket that's queasy
It's had a lie down
Now it's heading to town
I think it's time we got back to being sleazy
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Post by Guest Sat 25 Aug - 16:07

clap

There once was a prossie called Jo

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Post by Kenny Sat 25 Aug - 16:08

There once was a prossie called Jo
Who charged a fiver for a quick blow
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Post by Guest Sat 25 Aug - 16:10

There once was a prossie called Jo
Who charged a fiver for a quick blow
Well worth a punt

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Post by Kenny Sat 25 Aug - 16:12

There once was a prossie called Jo
Who charged a fiver for a quick blow
Well worth a punt
But dont be a runt ( i was so tempted )
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Post by Guest Sat 25 Aug - 16:16

There once was a prossie called Jo
Who charged a fiver for a quick blow
Well worth a punt
But dont be a runt ( i was so tempted )
That's the life when you live in Soho

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Post by Kenny Sat 25 Aug - 16:19

clap

I'm not well , I'm feeling quite sick
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Post by JuliusHMarx Sat 25 Aug - 16:21

I'm not well , I'm feeling quite sick
I need treatment and I need it quick

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Post by Guest Sat 25 Aug - 16:23

I'm not well , I'm feeling quite sick
I need treatment and I need it quick
There's a probe up my hole

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Post by Kenny Sat 25 Aug - 16:25

I'm not well , I'm feeling quite sick
I need treatment and I need it quick
There's a probe up my hole
And can't get head out the bowel
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Post by Guest Sat 25 Aug - 16:27

I'm not well , I'm feeling quite sick
I need treatment and I need it quick
There's a probe up my hole
And can't get head out the bowel
Not to mention this itch on my arm

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Post by Pal Joey Sun 26 Aug - 14:52

A magic blue cream works wonders

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Post by Guest Sun 26 Aug - 15:12

A magic blue cream works wonders
But don't drop it or have any blunders

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Post by Pal Joey Sun 26 Aug - 15:34

A magic blue cream works wonders
But don't drop it or have any blunders
Just put a dab on your arm

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Post by Guest Sun 26 Aug - 15:53

A magic blue cream works wonders
But don't drop it or have any blunders
Just put a dab on your arm
Lay back and stay calm

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Post by Pal Joey Sun 26 Aug - 16:22

A magic blue cream works wonders
But don't drop it or have any blunders
Just put a dab on your arm
Lay back and stay calm
like a mole in the midst of some thunder

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