The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by Guest Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:27 pm

by **Kenny** Sun Aug 26, 2012 6:21 pm

She said she wanted a kiss

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Aug 26, 2012 7:03 pm

She said she wanted a kiss
But I thought I'd give her a miss

by Guest Sun Aug 26, 2012 7:13 pm

She said she wanted a kiss
But I thought I'd give her a miss
I departed quite swift

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Aug 26, 2012 7:22 pm

She said she wanted a kiss
But I thought I'd give her a miss
I departed quite swift
She seemed pretty miffed

by Guest Sun Aug 26, 2012 7:50 pm

She said she wanted a kiss
But I thought I'd give her a miss
I departed quite swift
She seemed pretty miffed
I'd hate to read this with a lisp

by **Pal Joey** Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:42 am

My name is Atticus Gaylord

by **Kenny** Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:10 am

My name is Atticus Gaylord
And in my pants is a magic sword

by **Pal Joey** Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:29 am

My name is Atticus Gaylord
And in my pants is a magic sword
I prance around my colorful rooms

by **Kenny** Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:31 am

My name is Atticus Gaylord
And in my pants is a magic sword
I prance around my colorful rooms
While eating some very strange mushrooms

by **Pal Joey** Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:44 am

My name is Atticus Gaylord
And in my pants is a magic sword
I prance around my colorful rooms
While eating some very strange mushrooms
Wooing lovers I can't really afford

by nadeem2099 Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:50 pm

theres this midget looking at me

by **Galted** Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:17 am

theres this midget looking at me
he only takes me up to my knee

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:37 pm

theres this midget looking at me
he only takes me up to my knee
I wish he went higher

by **Galted** Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:42 pm

theres this midget looking at me
he only takes me up to my knee
I wish he went higher
so I could set him on fire

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:51 pm

theres this midget looking at me
he only takes me up to my knee
I wish he went higher
so I could set him on fire
And then put it out with a wee.

by **Pal Joey** Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:37 pm

Happy Birthday to Dicey Reilly

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:42 pm

Happy Birthday to Dicey Reilly
We'll all give him a great big Smile

-y

by **Galted** Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:06 pm

Happy Birthday to Dicey Reilly
We'll all give him a great big Very Happy

-y
plus a statue of Venus

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:29 pm

Happy Birthday to Dicey Reilly
We'll all give him a great big Very Happy

-y
plus a statue of Venus
'Cos we're all the same genus

by Guest Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:21 pm

Happy Birthday to Dicey Reilly
We'll all give him a great big Very Happy -y
plus a statue of Venus
'Cos we're all the same genus
As a present I'll find and kill Kylie

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:32 am

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:33 am

They say nothing tastes like sugar

by **Pal Joey** Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:00 am

They say nothing tastes like sugar
and nothing rhymes with it either

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:32 am

They say nothing tastes like sugar
and nothing rhymes with it either
It makes your teeth rotten

by **Pal Joey** Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:07 pm

They say nothing tastes like sugar
and nothing rhymes with it either
It makes your teeth rotten
And discolours fine cotton

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:23 pm

They say nothing tastes like sugar
and nothing rhymes with it either
It makes your teeth rotten
And discolours fine cotton
And makes you a miserable bugger.

by **Pal Joey** Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:27 pm

doesn't take much of it either!

I decided to make a firm stand

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:33 pm

I decided to make a firm stand
So I stood with my c0ck in my hand

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:36 pm

I decided to make a firm stand
So I stood with my c0ck in my hand
But I failed to spot

by **Pal Joey** Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:50 pm

I decided to make a firm stand
So I stood with my c0ck in my hand
But I failed to spot
The cameras aloft

by **Galted** Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:39 pm

I decided to make a firm stand
So I stood with my c0ck in my hand
But I failed to spot
The cameras aloft
filming my bell end expand

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:40 pm

I became an Xtube hit

by **Galted** Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:50 pm

I became an Xtube hit
though the quality was pretty sh1t

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:52 pm

I became an Xtube hit
though the quality was pretty sh1t
I was mobbed in the street

by **Galted** Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:54 pm

I became an Xtube hit
though the quality was pretty sh1t
I was mobbed in the street
till I p1ssed on my feet

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:55 pm

I became an Xtube hit
though the quality was pretty sh1t
I was mobbed in the street
till I p1ssed on my feet
Which burned them because of the heat.

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:24 pm

It's better when we both come together

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:39 pm

It's better when we both come together
Which happens when we use a feather

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:42 pm

It's better when we both come together
Which happens when we use a feather
She loves to be tickled

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:48 pm

It's better when we both come together
Which happens when we use a feather
She loves to be tickled
And when we get pickled

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:49 pm

It's better when we both come together
Which happens when we use a feather
She loves to be tickled
And when we get pickled
We'd have a threesome with that EastEnders Heather

by **Galted** Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:50 pm

's better when we both come together
Which happens when we use a feather
She loves to be tickled
And when we get pickled
I thrash her with a belt made of leather

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:53 pm

like yours aswell clap

by **Galted** Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:56 pm

Kenny's just too bloody quick

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:06 pm

Kenny's just too bloody quick
And i'm also really quite sick

by **Galted** Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:09 pm

Kenny's just too bloody quick
And i'm also really quite sick
and between me and you

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:10 pm

Kenny's just too bloody quick
And i'm also really quite sick
and between me and you
here's something that's true

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:13 pm

Kenny's just too bloody quick
And i'm also really quite sick
and between me and you
here's something that's true
I can also be somewhat of a Pr1ck

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:15 pm

Kenny does himself a disservice

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