The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Galted** Wed 29 Aug 2012, 5:16 pm

Kenny does himself a disservice
though his quick replies make me nervous

by **Kenny** Wed 29 Aug 2012, 5:18 pm

Kenny does himself a disservice
though his quick replies make me nervous
Should i have more self esteem ?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 29 Aug 2012, 5:19 pm

Kenny does himself a disservice
though his quick replies make me nervous
Should i have more self esteem ?
No, keep drinking Jim Beam

by **Kenny** Wed 29 Aug 2012, 5:21 pm

Kenny does himself a disservice
though his quick replies make me nervous
Should i have more self esteem ?
No, keep drinking Jim Beam
But then i might start fancying Ricky Gervais

by **Pal Joey** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:45 am

So the saga continues to unfold

by **Galted** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 7:06 am

So the saga continues to unfold
with certain words written in bold

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 8:19 am

So the saga continues to unfold
with certain words written in bold
And with others in green

by **Galted** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 8:23 am

So the saga continues to unfold
with certain words written in bold
And with others in green
CAPS TOO ARE SEEN

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 8:31 am

So the saga continues to unfold
with certain words written in bold
And with others in green
CAPS TOO ARE SEEN
And italics are great, so I'm told

by **Galted** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 8:40 am

by **Pal Joey** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 8:45 am

excellent!

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:12 am

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:12 am

It's clear that no help is needed

by **Galted** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:15 am

It's clear that no help is needed
for most of our rhymes have succeeded

by **Pal Joey** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:18 am

It's clear that no help is needed
for most of our rhymes have succeeded
With all sorts of inputs

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:25 am

It's clear that no help is needed
for most of our rhymes have succeeded
With all sorts of inputs
By the regular 606 nuts

by **Pal Joey** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:27 am

It's clear that no help is needed
for most of our rhymes have succeeded
With all sorts of inputs
By the regular 606 nuts
Who cares if the rules aren't heeded?

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:28 am

very good

by **Pal Joey** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:30 am

had to get heeded in there somehow... Smile

Team Gaga has crazy demands

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:31 am

Team Gaga has crazy demands
Like honey being smeared on their hands

by **Pal Joey** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:33 am

Team Gaga has crazy demands
Like honey being smeared on their hands
Then showering with the boss

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:35 am

Team Gaga has crazy demands
Like honey being smeared on their hands
Then showering with the boss
And red liquorice to floss

by **Pal Joey** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:39 am

Team Gaga has crazy demands
Like honey being smeared on their hands
Then showering with the boss
And red liquorice to floss
and dating sex-crazed orang-utans

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:41 am

by **Galted** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:43 am

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:45 am

There once was a man from the Congo

by **Pal Joey** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:47 am

There once was a man from the Congo
Whose love truncheon was shaped like a bongo

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:49 am

There once was a man from the Congo
Whose love truncheon was shaped like a bongo
He beat out tunes on it Day and Night

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:51 am

There once was a man from the Congo
Whose love truncheon was shaped like a bongo
He beat out tunes on it Day and Night
And gave the neighbours a fright

by **Pal Joey** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:53 am

There once was a man from the Congo
Whose love truncheon was shaped like a bongo
He beat out tunes on it Day and Night
And gave the neigbours a fright
Who thought he was drawing a long bow

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:53 am

There once was a man from the Congo
Whose love truncheon was shaped like a bongo
He beat out tunes on it Day and Night
And gave the neighbours a fright
When he came out as Jo-Wilfred Tsongo

by **Pal Joey** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:55 am

A wink is as good as a nod

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:58 am

A wink is as good as a nod
When somethings on the end of your rod

by **Pal Joey** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:03 am

A wink is as good as a nod
When somethings on the end of your rod
Just ignore all the neighbour's protests

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:05 am

A wink is as good as a nod
When somethings on the end of your rod
Just ignore all the neighbour's protests
And concentrate on all Her requests

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:06 am

A wink is as good as a nod
When somethings on the end of your rod
Just ignore all the neighbour's protests
And concentrate on all Her requests
Before long she will scream "Oh my God!"

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:08 am

bravo

by **Pal Joey** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:54 am

The signal was sent as planned

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:05 pm

The signal was sent as planned
Though the helpline was under-manned

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:07 pm

The signal was sent as planned
Though the helpline was under-manned
The calls just kept coming in

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:31 pm

The signal was sent as planned
Though the helpline was under-manned
The calls just kept coming in
My hair went bloomin' thin

by **Galted** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 1:12 pm

The signal was sent as planned
Though the helpline was under-manned
The calls just kept coming in
My hair went bloomin' thin
& to cap it I got a c**k stand

by nadeem2099 Thu 30 Aug 2012, 1:27 pm

What will you do with that cook stand

by **Galted** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 1:29 pm

What will you do with that cook stand
bury it deep in the sand

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 1:30 pm

What will you do with that cook stand
bury it deep in the sand
What would the chef say?

by nadeem2099 Thu 30 Aug 2012, 1:38 pm

What will you do with that cook stand
bury it deep in the sand
What would the chef say?
"its an all you can eat buffet today"

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 1:46 pm

What will you do with that cook stand
bury it deep in the sand
What would the chef say?
"its an all you can eat buffet today".
If it's cordon bleu that would be grand

by nadeem2099 Thu 30 Aug 2012, 1:54 pm

But im allergic to that food you just said

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 1:57 pm

But im allergic to that food you just said
It swells up my feet and my head

by nadeem2099 Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:03 pm

But im allergic to that food you just said
It swells up my feet and my head
I'd rather have some good old fish and chips

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