606v2 Euro Division final day live text

Welcome to the live text of the final day of the season it should be a cracker


14:30 - All Matches in both leagues have kicked off

14:34 - Goal Trebles Revenge 1-0 City of Norwich - Danny Welbeck - A Goal from nothing for Trebles Revenge after Muller puts Welbeck through on goal who finishes with a dink over the keeper

14:36 - Goal Trebles Revenge 2-0 City of Norwich - Thomas Muller - Trebles revenge quickly double their lead after Muller links up with Di Maria then slots home from a tight angle

14: 37 - Hits the Bar - Real Ale Sociedad come close to taking the lead after a 25 yard strike from Gaston Ramirez hits the bar with the goalkeeper beaten

14:38 - Goal Go Ahead Eagles 1-0 Straight Edge United - Oscar - Go Ahead Eagles take the lead after Oscar scores a stunning volley from a knock down by Lukaku

14:40 - Goal Go Ahead Eagles 2-0 Straight Edge United - Romelu Lukaku - The giant Belgian batters his way through the defence and finishes clinically with ease.

14: 43: FC United of Bournemouth are holding out against AC ALSOAM with their stubborn defensive display

Text Message from Olly in Norfolk , We miss Wilbrahimovic has anyone seen him? If he's anything like people from Norfolk he's probs busy with a relative

14:46: Goal Real Ale Sociedad 1-0 Viva City - Eden Hazard - The Belgian wonderkid has broken the deadlock in this crucial game with a superb strike from the end of the area - Will this push Real Ale towards the title they so desperately crave

Text Message from Hero in Macclesfield , #Bilbaoforchamps Come on the Baggies! DE-FENCE DE-FENCE!

14:51 FC United of Bournemouth 1-0 AC ALSOAM - Emile Heskey - A surprise on the cards in the Premier League as the leagues whipping boys have taken the lead from a corner, The goalkeeper drops the ball into the pass of Emile Heskey who finishes from 1 yard out after clipping both posts

14:53 - Substandard Liege hit the bar after Jelavic gets in behind his marker

14:56: Goal - Holton 0-1 Read Nadrid - Fernando Llorente - The spanish international forward takes advantage of a defensive lapse in concentration to slot home after rounding the keeper

15:00: Hangover 69 1-0 Athletico Bilbao Baggins - Marco Reus - The little german drifts inside and rockets a 20 yard strike into the top corner to take the lead in the match to decide who goes up as champions.....

Text Message from Bull in Chicago,Illinois - This will be the final game that will be played under the SEU name

15:04 - Goal London Silly Nannies 0-1 Barearselona - Loic Remy - The pacy french winger is played in by Luis Suarez and he finishes with a top finish

15:07 - Bilbao Baggins are starting to fight back now realizing they need a goal to get the title back in their hands.

15:09: Goal Jacamo United 1-0 Substandard Liege - Robert Lewandowski - The Polish international opens the scoring after a counter attack against Liege

15: 12 - Papiss Cisse hits the bar from 10 yards out after getting on the end of a Sigurdson Pass

15:15: We are entering Injury time here

15:16 - Holton 1-1 Real Nadrid - Emmanuel Adebayor - Bale whips a cross in after getting past the RB and Adebayor gets his head to it to equalize

15:16 - Half time whistles go all around the grounds and we're heading into the 15 minute break....

Half time scores
Premier League
Real Ale Sociedad 1-0 Viva City
FC United of Bournemouth 1-0 AC ALSOAM
Holton 1-1 Read Nadrid
London Silly Nannies 0-1 Barearselona

Championship
Go Ahead Eagles 2-0 Straight Edge United - FT
Trebles Revenge 2-0 City of Norwich - FT
Hangover 69 1-0 Athletico Bilbao Baggins
Jacamo United 1-0 Substandard Liege

Breaking News - City of Norwich/Straight Edge United will not be taking part in the 2nd half due to going down with illness


Text from Anonymous: I'm at the Neymar FC v AC ALSOAM game, and as the half time whistle blew, AC ALSOAM manager Marky sprinted onto the pitch to confront the referee, Marky was held back by stewards as he angrily made his point about the goal Neymar FC scored. I wouldn't be surprised if he got a touchline ban after this.

15:30 - All the 2nd halves are underway!!!!!!!!!!!

15:31 - Holton 2-1 Nadrid - Emmanuel Adebayor - The Togolese international doubles his account for the day as he drifts in at the far post and heads in from 5 yards

15:33: Holton 3-1 Nadrid - Papiss Cisse - Nadrid give the ball away at the kick off and are overflowed by midfielders leading to Cisse getting in behind and finishing clinically

15:35 - Mesut Ozil hits the bar with a delightful chip from out the box for London Silly Nannies - They need to score or they will be going down.....

Text Message from Viva in Gangsta Land, We playing like professor green wannabe pick it up or face the wrath of Titus Bramble

15:40 - Goal Real Ale Sociedad 1-1 Viva City - Klass Jan Huntelaar - Played in by a superb ball by Andrea Pirlo once infront of goal the finish is never in doubt -

15:44 Substandard Liege are starting to dominate in their game against Jacamo's Utd but no breakthrough so far

15:47 - Goal London Silly Nannies 1-1 Barearselona - Karim Benzema - After an superb ball from Mesut Ozil Karim finishes with a chip over Pepe Reina - He doesn't celebrate after scoring against an old club

15:50 - Barearselona knowing they need a goal are going gun-ho with 25 mins to go in all matches left....

Tweet from Fatboy from Fulham:

"Party atmosphere at Liege v Jacamos. Afro has contributed to both teams this season and with nothing to play for following CoN's defection, they are just enjoying themselves!"

Ive personally met Fatboy i tried to steal his chips once at KFC now i have 3 fingers......

15:54: Jacamos United 1-1 Substandard Liege - Nikica Jelavic - Liege have battered the door down and eventually have got an deserved equalizer

15:55 - 20 minutes to go in all the games who will bottle it who will rise through and make a last minute dash for glory?

Eat that Fatboy!!" WibblyWobblyJelavic Via Twitter

16:02 London Silly Nannies 1-2 Barearselona - Edinson Cavani - The powerful frontman rises up and lands a thunderous header into the back of the net.

As it stands London Silly Nannies are going down......

16:05 Real Ale Sociedad 1-2 Viva City - Andrea Pirlo - Viva City take the lead after a sublime free kick from Pirlo leaving the keeper stranded.

With 10 mins til end of play will we have a surprise winner of the league or will Real Ale/AC come back and snatch it at the death

16:09 FC United of Bournemouth 1-1 AC ALSOAM - Dede Og - AC are back in with a shout with 6 minutes plus injury time to go after Dede gets in the way of a cross and puts it in his own net

16:11 London Silly Nannies 2-2 Barearselona - Mezut Ozil - The Frogface German international has seemingly settled the tie after linking up with Sanchez and placing a shot in the bottom corner with 4 mins to go

we have 2 minutes left plus injury time as it stands Viva City and Hangover 69 will be champions of their leagues...

Text from Sir Lord Afro - Olly has been fired for being inept and caught in a clinch with a relative in a cupboard

We're entering Injury Time here as the 90 mins have passed.....

16:17 Athletico Bilbao Baggins 1-1 Hangover 69 - Gonzalo Higuain - The Argentine marksman has snatched it at the death to hand the title to Athletico Bilbao Baggins

16:18 AC ALSOAM Hit the bar as Hulk lets rip from 25 yards out but is pushed onto the crossbar by a stunning save from the keeper

16:19 - FC United of Bournemouth 1-2 AC ALSOAM - Carlos Tevez - The resulting corner has come in and was headed out only to the edge of the area where Rafael Van Der Vaart hits a volley back at goal and hits Carlos Tevez on the way through deflecting into the bottom corner of the net .

Full Time around the grounds as the AC ALSOAM/ Athletico Bilbao Baggins fans invade the pitch celebrating their respective title wins....

Can I put in a shout out to Aaron Wilbraham. He is in the wilderness of lawyers atm, but we here at Holton are all thinking of him

Olly wrote:Can I put in a shout out to Aaron Wilbraham. He is in the wilderness of lawyers atm, but we here at Holton are all thinking of him

Stop thinking of him or you'll need new trousers again.

#Bilbaoforchamps Come on the Baggies! DE-FENCE DE-FENCE!

Can I put in a protest against racial discrimination against people from Norfolk by the live texter. I will not change my trousers either

This will be the final game that will be played under the SEU name.

The underdogs to win the title from under the noses of Bilbao and in their own back yard and all!

Hero wrote:#Bilbaoforchamps Come on the Baggies! DE-FENCE DE-FENCE!

If that was you last night, you look NOTHING like I imagined.

Olly wrote:Can I put in a protest against racial discrimination against people from Norfolk by the live texter. I will not change my trousers either

Are the people of Norwich classed as a different race? Has centuries of being a close-knit community done that?

Da Fuq?

This is rubbish. Jelavic would never hit the bar.

OH urine OFF!!! PICK UP YOUR GAME BOYS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

TheBrahmaBull wrote:This will be the final game that will be played under the SEU name.

Sent from Bull. should be on there nando.

1-0! 1-0! 1-0!

Nice one nando!

SEU will be renamed after being bought by Wayne Enterprises
sent from Bull.

Great goal from Heskey #naturalfinisher

TheBrahmaBull wrote:SEU will be renamed after being bought by Wayne Enterprises
sent from Bull.

Nando you missed it again

Sneaking on here. Exciting

Oh Papiss no

Looks good, hoping I can increase my lead after scoring two early goals

Heskey!

YES ADEBAYOR YOU BEAUTY!!!!!!

So as it stands, Real Ale and Hangover win the leagues.

This last 45 minutes is going to have Jeff Stelling close to meltdown

SEU did you know this is the first ever time Eriksen has been injured ? in 2 seasons?

Tweeted from Bull

Come on Viva CIty.

14:51 FC United of Bournemouth 1-0 AC ALSOAM - Emile Heskey - A surprise on the cards in the Premier League as the leagues whipping boys have taken the lead from a corner, The goalkeeper drops the ball into the pass of Emile Heskey who finishes from 1 yard out after clipping both posts

Cms, All out defence,sit back and look to crowd out the centre, Case and emile look to push wide and helpyour FBs double team the wingers, be tough in the tackle and assert your dominace,emile use your strength,look long to damiao to get it clear.

ST,your on your own, just do what you want when on the ball,use your frame to holditupand shoot fromrange, or take it forward,you willhave nosupport so make something happen, do what you doing at the Olympics.

I'd love to see the reasons behind Heskey's goal

It was exactly what I was thinking Marky lol. Damiao surely it should be!

Text from Anonymous: I'm at the Neymar FC v AC ALSOAM game, and as the half time whistle blew, AC ALSOAM manager Marky sprinted onto the pitch to confront the referee, Marky was held back by stewards as he angrily made his point about the goal Neymar FC scored. I wouldn't be surprised if he got a touchline ban after this.

Marky wrote:

14:51 FC United of Bournemouth 1-0 AC ALSOAM - Emile Heskey - A surprise on the cards in the Premier League as the leagues whipping boys have taken the lead from a corner, The goalkeeper drops the ball into the pass of Emile Heskey who finishes from 1 yard out after clipping both posts

Cms, All out defence,sit back and look to crowd out the centre, Case and emile look to push wide and helpyour FBs double team the wingers, be tough in the tackle and assert your dominace,emile use your strength,look long to damiao to get it clear.

ST,your on your own, just do what you want when on the ball,use your frame to holditupand shoot fromrange, or take it forward,you willhave nosupport so make something happen, do what you doing at the Olympics.

I'd love to see the reasons behind Heskey's goal

It's all in your post...it was a corner

sodhat wrote:

Marky wrote:

14:51 FC United of Bournemouth 1-0 AC ALSOAM - Emile Heskey - A surprise on the cards in the Premier League as the leagues whipping boys have taken the lead from a corner, The goalkeeper drops the ball into the pass of Emile Heskey who finishes from 1 yard out after clipping both posts

Cms, All out defence,sit back and look to crowd out the centre, Case and emile look to push wide and helpyour FBs double team the wingers, be tough in the tackle and assert your dominace,emile use your strength,look long to damiao to get it clear.

ST,your on your own, just do what you want when on the ball,use your frame to holditupand shoot fromrange, or take it forward,you willhave nosupport so make something happen, do what you doing at the Olympics.

I'd love to see the reasons behind Heskey's goal

It's all in your post...it was a corner

Despite no instructions for anybody to get forward to force a corner, let alone for the corner

#JustSaying

Brilliant job so far Nando, hopefully the second half has some dramatic twists and turns

You can't cover everything in the tactics

Corners happen in football and you'd assume a big dude like Heskey would be in there.

It can be reasonably inferred in my opinion.

Squeaky bum time?

The live text goals have absolutely nothing to do with the tactics. I just randomly made them up when I did it.

It should be a Heskey hat trick for Cherries to win this

sodhat wrote:You can't cover everything in the tactics

Corners happen in football and you'd assume a big dude like Heskey would be in there.

It can be reasonably inferred in my opinion.

Squeaky bum time?

Nothing to do with the fact it's my side, but i'm not sure a side who are instructed to sit back with 10 men behind the can realistically force a corner in the first place, then risk sending players forward against their manager's will.

Still, the fact Heskey hit both posts from 1 yard before it went in made me laugh!

The Special Juan wrote:The live text goals have absolutely nothing to do with the tactics. I just randomly made them up when I did it.

That makes a lot of sense.

Promotion guaranteed

Olly's just come

He is 16, it probably doesn't take much

Quick Update SEU abandon The game due to the boys needing to pack there bags for a flight to Gotham and not due to Illness.

Tweeted by Batman(yes i use twitter now)

here you are Nando

Boom boom, should be in the bag now

And Soddy's comment may or may not be true. You will never know

Marky wrote:Olly's just come

Did a girl just talk to him? I must have missed that bit

Just the word "Holt" and he has to run off somewhere.

Nando update it with something else to get these guys off my back

why no tweets/text messages from me Nando?

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Marky wrote:Olly's just come

Did a girl just talk to him? I must have missed that bit

Perhaps he saw an attractive cousin?

Tweet from Olly

"Do Holton score anymore goals? If not I need to pop out for a bit..."

Olly wrote:Tweet from Olly

"Do Holton score anymore goals? If not I need to pop out for a bit..."

#giggity

Come on AC ALSOAM!

Only a draw required as it stands...