The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug - 23:32

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by Roller_Coaster Fri 14 Sep - 6:36

Oh and sorry I ruined the flow of that last one, genuine mistake.

by Guest Fri 14 Sep - 7:47

Oh and sorry I ruined the flow Very Happy

That's okay you're now part of the show

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 14 Sep - 8:30

Oh and sorry I ruined the flow
That's okay you're now part of the show
But we missed a last line!

by **Pal Joey** Fri 14 Sep - 8:41

Oh and sorry I ruined the flow
That's okay you're now part of the show
But we missed a last line!
Which took off the shine

by **Galted** Fri 14 Sep - 17:00

Oh and sorry I ruined the flow
That's okay you're now part of the show
But we missed a last line!
Which took off the shine
it's ok chaps, just let it go

by Roller_Coaster Fri 14 Sep - 20:24

Argh, and now I'm trapped in this vortex Very Happy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 14 Sep - 20:28

Argh, and now I'm trapped in this vortex
And it screws up your cerebral cortex

by **Galted** Fri 14 Sep - 20:53

Argh, and now I'm trapped in this vortex
And it screws up your cerebral cortex
your n1pples explode

by Guest Sat 15 Sep - 3:26

Argh, and now I'm trapped in this vortex
And it screws up your cerebral cortex
your n1pples explode
Like a microwaved toad

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 15 Sep - 4:49

Argh, and now I'm trapped in this vortex
And it screws up your cerebral cortex
your n1pples explode
Like a microwaved toad
And you end paying far more for sex

by Guest Sat 15 Sep - 5:01

I hate it when girls get the huff

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep - 23:04

I hate it when girls get the huff
But it stops now ! That's really enough

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 17 Sep - 23:07

I hate it when girls get the huff
But it stops now ! That's really enough
I prefer when they smile

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep - 23:09

I hate it when girls get the huff
But it stops now ! That's really enough
I prefer when they smile
But that only lasts for awhile

by **Pal Joey** Mon 17 Sep - 23:12

I hate it when girls get the huff
But it stops now ! That's really enough
I prefer when they smile
But that only lasts for awhile
Without interrupting my stuff

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep - 23:18

What happens now that the truth is out

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 17 Sep - 23:19

What happens now that the truth is out
Is that I am filled with regret and self-doubt

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep - 23:21

What happens now that the truth is out
Is that I am filled with regret and self-doubt
I know that im partly to blame

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 17 Sep - 23:22

What happens now that the truth is out
Is that I am filled with regret and self-doubt
I know that im partly to blame
So I hang my head in shame

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep - 23:26

What happens now that the truth is out
Is that I am filled with regret and self-doubt
I know that im partly to blame
So I hang my head in shame
And try not to pout

by President Trump Mon 17 Sep - 23:52

I got caught with my pants down

by **Kenny** Tue 18 Sep - 0:00

I got caught with my pants down
As i made love to a midget clown

by President Trump Tue 18 Sep - 0:02

I got caught with my pants down
As i made love to a midget clown
My wife when all mad

by **Kenny** Tue 18 Sep - 0:09

I got caught with my pants down
As i made love to a midget clown
My wife when all mad
Because of the photos i had

by President Trump Tue 18 Sep - 0:11

I got caught with my pants down
As i made love to a midget clown
My wife when all mad
Because of the photos i had
Of naked women i'd taken all over town

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 18 Sep - 0:12

I got caught with my pants down
As i made love to a midget clown
My wife when all mad
Because of the photos i had
As I lay on the bed and got blown

Bloody English language - that should rhyme!

by **Kenny** Tue 18 Sep - 0:21

She asked if i was all man ?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 18 Sep - 0:23

She asked if i was all man?
And if I was, then she had a plan

by **Kenny** Tue 18 Sep - 0:28

She asked if i was all man?
And if I was, then she had a plan
To milk me of all of my cream

by President Trump Tue 18 Sep - 0:28

She asked if i was all man?
And if I was, then she had a plan
To milk me of all of my cream
which has been a dream

by **Kenny** Tue 18 Sep - 0:34

She asked if i was all man?
And if I was, then she had a plan
To milk me of all of my cream
which has been a dream
Of mine , To sell in a can

by President Trump Tue 18 Sep - 0:40

My produce has sold quite well

by **Kenny** Tue 18 Sep - 0:48

My produce has sold quite well
Despite the fishy cheese smell

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 18 Sep - 0:49

My produce has sold quite well
Despite the fishy cheese smell
The brand name is 'Spunk'

by **Kenny** Tue 18 Sep - 0:52

My produce has sold quite well
Despite the fishy cheese smell
The brand name is 'Spunk'
And should injected not drunk

by President Trump Tue 18 Sep - 0:52

My produce has sold quite well
Despite the fishy cheese smell
The brand name is 'Spunk'
And should injected not drunk
or maybe rubbed on like a gel

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 18 Sep - 0:55

by **Kenny** Tue 18 Sep - 7:33

by **Kenny** Tue 18 Sep - 7:34

So they all seen to like the taste

by **Pal Joey** Tue 18 Sep - 8:37

So they all seen to like the taste
My orders have been filled with haste

by President Trump Tue 18 Sep - 18:32

So they all seen to like the taste
My orders have been filled with haste
It goes down really smooth

by **Pal Joey** Tue 18 Sep - 18:37

So they all seen to like the taste
My orders have been filled with haste
It goes down really smooth
And it just goes to prove

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 18 Sep - 18:42

So they all seen to like the taste
My orders have been filled with haste
It goes down really smooth
And it just goes to prove
That some things are too good to waste

by President Trump Tue 18 Sep - 18:48

A bit dribbled down my chin

by **Pal Joey** Tue 18 Sep - 19:00

A bit dribbled down my chin
But my tongue can act like a fin

by President Trump Tue 18 Sep - 19:07

A bit dribbled down my chin
But my tongue can act like a fin
I caught it before it fell

by **Pal Joey** Tue 18 Sep - 19:13

A bit dribbled down my chin
But my tongue can act like a fin
I caught it before it fell
Into my belly button well

by President Trump Tue 18 Sep - 19:17

A bit dribbled down my chin
But my tongue can act like a fin
I caught it before it fell
Into my belly button well
where my dog would have to dig in

by **Pal Joey** Tue 18 Sep - 19:20

Ol' Rufus looked at me in disgust

by President Trump Tue 18 Sep - 19:24

Ol' Rufus looked at me in disgust
and I think i've just lost his trust

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