The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Tue 18 Sep 2012, 11:03 am

Ol' Rufus looked at me in disgust
and I think i've just lost his trust
But I still had a little surprise

by President Trump Tue 18 Sep 2012, 11:04 am

Ol' Rufus looked at me in disgust
and I think i've just lost his trust
But I still had a little surprise
when my pants started to rise

by **Pal Joey** Tue 18 Sep 2012, 11:16 am

Ol' Rufus looked at me in disgust
and I think i've just lost his trust
But I still had a little surprise
when my pants started to rise
and I was confronted with canine lust

by President Trump Tue 18 Sep 2012, 12:12 pm

by **Pal Joey** Tue 18 Sep 2012, 12:13 pm

His slobber was a sight to behold

by President Trump Tue 18 Sep 2012, 12:22 pm

His slobber was a sight to behold
when God made him he broke the mould

by **Pal Joey** Tue 18 Sep 2012, 12:37 pm

His slobber was a sight to behold
when God made him he broke the mould
But then he took a few sniffs

by President Trump Tue 18 Sep 2012, 1:23 pm

His slobber was a sight to behold
when God made him he broke the mould
But then he took a few sniffs
before licking his lips

by **Pal Joey** Tue 18 Sep 2012, 1:45 pm

His slobber was a sight to behold
when God made him he broke the mould
But then he took a few sniffs
before licking his lips
and making a beeline for the crumbs in his bowl.

by President Trump Tue 18 Sep 2012, 2:33 pm

by **Pal Joey** Tue 18 Sep 2012, 2:43 pm

They were polished up in a matter of seconds

by **Kenny** Tue 18 Sep 2012, 3:08 pm

They were polished up in a matter of seconds
And now first place beckons

by President Trump Tue 18 Sep 2012, 3:42 pm

They were polished up in a matter of seconds
And now first place beckons
I was gleaming with pride

by **Kenny** Tue 18 Sep 2012, 3:44 pm

They were polished up in a matter of seconds
And now first place beckons
I was gleaming with pride
With a smile to big to hide

by nadeem2099 Tue 18 Sep 2012, 3:57 pm

They were polished up in a matter of seconds
And now first place beckons
I was gleaming with pride
With a smile to big to hide
And im feeling a little bit threatened

by **Kenny** Tue 18 Sep 2012, 3:58 pm

What if we all have wheels instead of feet

by nadeem2099 Tue 18 Sep 2012, 4:04 pm

What if we all had wheels instead of feet
Well that would be a treat

by **Kenny** Tue 18 Sep 2012, 4:06 pm

What if we all had wheels instead of feet
Well that would be a treat
We could get around really quick

by nadeem2099 Tue 18 Sep 2012, 4:17 pm

What if we all had wheels instead of feet
Well that would be a treat
We could get around really quick
But we'd probably get pulled over by the nick

by **Kenny** Tue 18 Sep 2012, 4:27 pm

What if we all had wheels instead of feet
Well that would be a treat
We could get around really quick
But we'd probably get pulled over by the nick
By a bobby walking the beat

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Sep 2012, 2:45 pm

I walked to school with Frederick Schmidt

by **Kenny** Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:36 pm

I walked to school with Frederick Schmidt
He was as handsome as Brad Pitt

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Sep 2012, 7:30 am

I walked to school with Frederick Schmidt
He was as handsome as Brad Pitt
But he couldn't stop talking

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:39 am

I walked to school with Frederick Schmidt
He was as handsome as Brad Pitt
But he couldn't stop talking
About Angelina swauking

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:34 pm

I walked to school with Frederick Schmidt
He was as handsome as Brad Pitt
But he couldn't stop talking
About Angelina swauking
"Who's Angelina Swauking?" I said, after a bit.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:09 pm

It's seems we have crossed some wires

by **Kenny** Fri 21 Sep 2012, 3:15 pm

It's seems we have crossed some wires
So lets talk before someone retires

by Guest Fri 21 Sep 2012, 4:42 pm

It's seems we have crossed some wires
So lets talk before someone retires
I'm not one to quit

by **Galted** Sat 22 Sep 2012, 8:47 am

It's seems we have crossed some wires
So lets talk before someone retires
I'm not one to quit
when it's more miss than hit

by **Kenny** Sat 22 Sep 2012, 8:48 am

It's seems we have crossed some wires
So lets talk before someone retires
I'm not one to quit
when it's more miss than hit
I will post one before my battery expires

by **Pal Joey** Sun 23 Sep 2012, 12:04 am

If only he'd hung onto the ball

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 23 Sep 2012, 12:28 pm

If only he'd hung onto the ball
After his head cracked into the wall

by **Kenny** Sun 23 Sep 2012, 1:28 pm

If only he'd hung onto the ball
After his head cracked into the wall
But his fingers came loose

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 23 Sep 2012, 5:39 pm

If only he'd hung onto the ball
After his head cracked into the wall
But his fingers came loose
And a big man called Bruce

by **Kenny** Sun 23 Sep 2012, 11:25 pm

If only he'd hung onto the ball
After his head cracked into the wall
But his fingers came loose
And a big man called Bruce
Managed to catch him as he did fall

by **Pal Joey** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:38 pm

The timekeeper blew the final whistle

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:21 am

The timekeeper blew the final whistle
A defeat for Inverness Caledonian Thistle

by **Pal Joey** Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:30 am

The timekeeper blew the final whistle
A defeat for Inverness Caledonian Thistle
Then the players got pelted

by President Trump Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:36 am

The timekeeper blew the final whistle
A defeat for Inverness Caledonian Thistle
Then the players got pelted
and each one of them felt it

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:19 am

The timekeeper blew the final whistle
A defeat for Inverness Caledonian Thistle
Then the players got pelted
and each one of them felt it
As they were hit with tomatoes and gristle

by President Trump Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:55 am

The birds flew down for their feast

by **Kenny** Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:27 pm

The birds flew down for their feast
At the carcass of the once mighty beast

by President Trump Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:57 pm

The birds flew down for their feast
At the carcass of the once mighty beast
They clawed and they pecked

by **Kenny** Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:59 pm

The birds flew down for their feast
At the carcass of the once mighty beast
They clawed and they pecked
until the carcass was wrecked

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 28 Sep 2012, 1:13 pm

The birds flew down for their feast
At the carcass of the once mighty beast
They clawed and they pecked
until the carcass was wrecked
They could have left something for me, at least Sad

by **Kenny** Fri 28 Sep 2012, 2:28 pm

So it's Europe versus the Yanks in the Cup

by **Pal Joey** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:21 am

So it's Europe versus the Yanks in the Cup
Just like a race between 2 doberman pups

by littleswannygirl Mon 01 Oct 2012, 6:03 pm

So it's Europe versus the Yanks in the Cup
Just like a race between 2 doberman pups
The Yanks thought they would win with ease

by **Pal Joey** Tue 02 Oct 2012, 2:08 am

So it's Europe versus the Yanks in the Cup
Just like a race between 2 doberman pups
The Yanks thought they would win with ease
Instead they began to wobble at the knees

by **Kenny** Tue 02 Oct 2012, 11:33 am

So it's Europe versus the Yanks in the Cup
Just like a race between 2 doberman pups
The Yanks thought they would win with ease
Instead they began to wobble at the knees
Oh the joy after Kaymers final putt

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