The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:38 pm

The Tiger was back in it's cage

by **Kenny** Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:42 pm

The Tiger was back in it's cage
Not playing well on the biggest stage

by **Pal Joey** Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:53 pm

The Tiger was back in it's cage
Not playing well on the biggest stage
He hissed and cussed to himself

by **Kenny** Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:59 pm

The Tiger was back in it's cage
Not playing well on the biggest stage
He hissed and cussed to himself
And left putt after putt on the shelf

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:31 pm

The Tiger was back in it's cage
Not playing well on the biggest stage
He hissed and cussed to himself
And left putt after putt on the shelf
So he sh@gged someone's wife in a rage.

by **Kenny** Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:27 pm

by **Kenny** Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:28 pm

Look's like Jim Fixed it all wrong

by **Pal Joey** Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:32 am

Look's like Jim Fixed it all wrong
the ceiling wasn't looking so strong

by **Kenny** Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:01 pm

Look's like Jim Fixed it all wrong
the ceiling wasn't looking so strong
With a crash i fell through it

by **Pal Joey** Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:18 pm

Look's like Jim Fixed it all wrong
the ceiling wasn't looking so strong
With a crash i fell through it
Onto a saucepan with oil in it

by **Kenny** Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:54 pm

Look's like Jim Fixed it all wrong
the ceiling wasn't looking so strong
With a crash i fell through it
Onto a saucepan with oil in it
And deep fried my exposed schlong

by **Pal Joey** Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:55 pm

(is that true about Jim... thay guy whose legs came through the ceiling fixing your boiler?)

by **Kenny** Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:59 pm

I ment the guy who was on the telly

by **Pal Joey** Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:01 pm

(not a show called "Jim Will Fix It" or something like that?)

by **Kenny** Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:03 pm

Linebreaker wrote:(not a show called "Jim Will Fix It" or something like that?)

Yes some very bad accusation being made about him that look like they could be true

by **Pal Joey** Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:08 pm

naughty stuff? The guy from "Hey Dad" has been extradited from the UK for molesting young actresses 20 years ago. Also some bloke on an Antiques Show got busted for having '000s of pics of minors on his PC. What's the world coming to?

by **Kenny** Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:09 pm

I think they should all be castrated

by **Pal Joey** Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:13 pm

Sickening people. What makes me angry is the fact that they want to fight it in the courts and try and wriggle their way out on some technicality.

better start a new one...

The seal was in very fine form

by **Kenny** Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:15 pm

The seal was in very fine form
As the water was feeling quite warm

by **Pal Joey** Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:24 pm

The seal was in very fine form
As the water was feeling quite warm
One more jump through the hoop

by Guest Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:59 pm

The seal was in very fine form
As the water was feeling quite warm
One more jump through the hoop
And a dive through the loop

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:08 pm

The seal was in very fine form
As the water was feeling quite warm
One more jump through the hoop
And a dive through the loop
Something something something something storm

by **Kenny** Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:33 am

by **Kenny** Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:33 am

When your lost for a word it's a chore

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:56 am

When your lost for a word it's a chore
And trawling through Roget's a bore

by **Kenny** Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:59 am

When your lost for a word it's a chore
And trawling through Roget's a bore
So instead just make something up

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:02 pm

When your lost for a word it's a chore
And trawling through Roget's a bore
So instead just make something up
Like 'osial jeck doa gup'

by **Kenny** Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:05 pm

When your lost for a word it's a chore
And trawling through Roget's a bore
So instead just make something up
Like 'osial jeck doa gup'
But make it audible that's the law !!

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:09 pm

What's another word for Thesaurus?

by nadeem2099 Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:42 pm

What's another word for Thesaurus?
I think you'd better ask James Chorus

by **Pal Joey** Sat Oct 06, 2012 5:49 am

What's another word for Thesaurus?
I think you'd better ask James Chorus
But he might have to look that one up

by **Kenny** Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:50 pm

What's another word for Thesaurus?
I think you'd better ask James Chorus
But he might have to look that one up
I agree thats a yes and a yup

by **Pal Joey** Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:53 pm

What's another word for Thesaurus?
I think you'd better ask James Chorus
But he might have to look that one up
I agree thats a yes and a yup
Or maybe Julius is just trying to bore us...? Whistle

by **Kenny** Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:57 pm

The time has come for nice easy one

by **Pal Joey** Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:08 pm

The time has come for nice easy one
With a little effort, I'm sure it'll come

by **Kenny** Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:46 pm

The time has come for a nice easy one
With a little effort, I'm sure it'll come
To an end that is funny

by **Pal Joey** Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:50 pm

The time has come for a nice easy one
With a little effort, I'm sure it'll come
To an end that is funny
To be delivered by Kenny

by **Kenny** Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:51 pm

The time has come for a nice easy one
With a little effort, I'm sure it'll come
To an end that is funny
To be delivered by Kenny
If it's rude ,consider it done

by **Pal Joey** Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:53 am

Once upon a time in Bristol

by **Galted** Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:14 am

Once upon a time in Bristol
it was the norm to shoot Welshmen with a pistol

by **Pal Joey** Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:48 am

Once upon a time in Bristol
it was the norm to shoot Welshmen with a pistol
For giving 'the look'

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:50 am

Once upon a time in Bristol
it was the norm to shoot Welshmen with a pistol
For giving 'the look'
Yes, that's all it took

by **Pal Joey** Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:51 am

Once upon a time in Bristol
it was the norm to shoot Welshmen with a pistol
For giving 'the look'
Yes, that's all it took
Now we can all keep playing futsal

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:02 am

There's a tense situation in Poole

by **Galted** Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:46 am

There's a tense situation in Poole
the original home of the fool

by **Kenny** Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:17 pm

There's a tense situation in Poole
the original home of the fool
It could kick off at any minute

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:21 pm

There's a tense situation in Poole
the original home of the fool
It could kick off at any minute
It's the police's fault, innit?

by **Kenny** Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:27 pm

There's a tense situation in Poole
the original home of the fool
It could kick off at any minute
It's the police's fault, innit?
That's what you get when it's Work to Rule

by **Galted** Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:49 pm

There once was a man from Sri Lanka

by **Pal Joey** Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:57 pm

There once was a man from Sri Lanka
Who thought he was a top merchant banker

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