The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Galted** Sun 14 Oct 2012, 9:53 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Oct 2012, 5:13 pm

That one made my eyes water

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 16 Oct 2012, 5:22 pm

That one made my eyes water
And I tightened my hole by a quarter

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Oct 2012, 5:35 pm

That one made my eyes water
And I tightened my hole by a quarter
Until it was the size of a pea

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 16 Oct 2012, 5:38 pm

That one made my eyes water
And I tightened my hole by a quarter
Until it was the size of a pea
Lord have mercy on me

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Oct 2012, 5:42 pm

That one made my eyes water
And I tightened my hole by a quarter
Until it was the size of a pea
Lord have mercy on me
I said to a greased up Sgt Slaughter

by **Pal Joey** Wed 17 Oct 2012, 2:20 am

Good midgets are so hard to find

by **Galted** Wed 17 Oct 2012, 7:18 am

Good midgets are so hard to find
especially if you are blind

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Oct 2012, 8:43 am

Good midgets are so hard to find
especially if you are blind
But I found one called Hank

by **Pal Joey** Wed 17 Oct 2012, 8:51 am

Good midgets are so hard to find
especially if you are blind
But I found one called Hank
Who worked at a bank

by **Galted** Wed 17 Oct 2012, 8:56 am

Good midgets are so hard to find
especially if you are blind
But I found one called Hank
Who worked at a bank
which is why he's quite badly maligned

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:23 am

I got tired of driving Miss Daisy

by **Pal Joey** Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:29 am

I got tired of driving Miss Daisy
Her memory was often so hazy

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:35 am

I got tired of driving Miss Daisy
Her memory was often so hazy
I told her I was her boss

by **Pal Joey** Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:41 am

I got tired of driving Miss Daisy
Her memory was often so hazy
I told her I was her boss
and not a bag of fairy floss

by **Galted** Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:48 am

I got tired of driving Miss Daisy
Her memory was often so hazy
I told her I was her boss
and not a bag of fairy floss
bent her over & f****d her like crazy

by WhiteCamry Wed 17 Oct 2012, 5:14 pm

When I discovered a shark deceased

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Oct 2012, 5:43 pm

When I discovered a shark deceased
Who'd been poisoned by some form of yeast

by **Galted** Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:30 pm

When I discovered a shark deceased
Who'd been poisoned by some form of yeast
I rolled it in batter

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:13 am

When I discovered a shark deceased
Who'd been poisoned by some form of yeast
I rolled it in batter
Til it looked like Sepp Blatter

by **Galted** Thu 18 Oct 2012, 8:00 am

When I discovered a shark deceased
Who'd been poisoned by some form of yeast
I rolled it in batter
Til it looked like Sepp Blatter
a much more hideous beast

by WhiteCamry Thu 18 Oct 2012, 2:47 pm

I met her on the Isle of Nantucket.

by **Galted** Thu 18 Oct 2012, 2:58 pm

I met her on the Isle of Nantucket.
I was washing my balls in a bucket

by **Kenny** Thu 18 Oct 2012, 3:05 pm

I met her on the Isle of Nantucket.
I was washing my balls in a bucket
I'd got them all soapy and clean

by **Galted** Thu 18 Oct 2012, 4:51 pm

I met her on the Isle of Nantucket.
I was washing my balls in a bucket
I'd got them all soapy and clean
where once they'd been ropey and green

by **Kenny** Thu 18 Oct 2012, 5:11 pm

I met her on the Isle of Nantucket.
I was washing my balls in a bucket
I'd got them all soapy and clean
where once they'd been ropey and green
Now she's ready to suck it

by **Galted** Thu 18 Oct 2012, 6:23 pm

sir Kenny just can't give a s**t

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:04 am

sir Kenny just can't give a s**t
As he lights up a joint, takes a hit

by **Kenny** Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:46 pm

sir Kenny just can't give a s**t
As he lights up a joint, takes a hit
Then lays back and smiles

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 19 Oct 2012, 2:23 pm

sir Kenny just can't give a s**t
As he lights up a joint, takes a hit
Then lays back and smiles
Without pain from his piles

by **Galted** Fri 19 Oct 2012, 2:59 pm

sir Kenny just can't give a s**t
As he lights up a joint, takes a hit
Then lays back and smiles
Without pain from his piles
& scratches his ar$e for a bit

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 19 Oct 2012, 3:21 pm

It's Galted who's worse for the swearing

by **Galted** Fri 19 Oct 2012, 3:24 pm

It's Galted who's worse for the swearing
though he's frankly quite overbearing

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 19 Oct 2012, 3:27 pm

It's Galted who's worse for the swearing
though he's frankly quite overbearing
He can't keep it clean

by Guest Fri 19 Oct 2012, 4:46 pm

t's Galted who's worse for the swearing
though he's frankly quite overbearing
He can't keep it clean
In a washing machine

by **Galted** Fri 19 Oct 2012, 4:59 pm

It's Galted who's worse for the swearing
though he's frankly quite overbearing
He can't keep it clean
In a washing machine
and he's quite prone to drooling and staring

by **Kenny** Sat 20 Oct 2012, 10:55 am

by **Kenny** Sat 20 Oct 2012, 10:56 am

The main culprit gets full Marx

by **Galted** Sat 20 Oct 2012, 12:40 pm

The main culprit gets full Marx.
& he bites even worse than he barks

by Guest Sat 20 Oct 2012, 1:04 pm

The main culprit gets full Marx.
& he bites even worse than he barks
His actions are sick

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 20 Oct 2012, 1:14 pm

The main culprit gets full Marx.
& he bites even worse than he barks
His actions are sick
And he's a bit of a pr!ck

by **Galted** Sat 20 Oct 2012, 3:26 pm

The main culprit gets full Marx.
& he bites even worse than he barks
His actions are sick
And he's a bit of a pr!ck
& perhaps not the brightest of sparks

by **Kenny** Sat 20 Oct 2012, 4:10 pm

by **Kenny** Sat 20 Oct 2012, 4:11 pm

That's way to harsh he's a star !

by **Galted** Sat 20 Oct 2012, 4:28 pm

That's way to harsh he's a star !
true but was one rhyme too far

by **Kenny** Sat 20 Oct 2012, 4:30 pm

That's way to harsh he's a star !
true but was one rhyme too far
The boundries were pushed

by **Galted** Sat 20 Oct 2012, 6:02 pm

That's way to harsh he's a star !
true but was one rhyme too far
The boundries were pushed
and good taste was ambushed

by Guest Sat 20 Oct 2012, 6:07 pm

That's way to harsh he's a star !
true but was one rhyme too far
The boundries were pushed
and good taste was ambushed
Not to mention he shat in my car

by **Galted** Sat 20 Oct 2012, 6:08 pm

damn Freek has just stolen the Show

by Guest Sat 20 Oct 2012, 6:11 pm

damn Freek has just stolen the Show
Through the filter how did that word go?

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