The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 20 Oct 2012, 6:40 pm

damn Freek has just stolen the Show
Through the filter how did that word go?
Did William Shat-n-'er?

by **Galted** Sun 21 Oct 2012, 4:57 pm

damn Freek has just stolen the Show
Through the filter how did that word go?
Did William Shat-n-'er?
or did Roland Rat-on-'er?

by **Kenny** Mon 22 Oct 2012, 1:42 pm

damn Freek has just stolen the Show
Through the filter how did that word go?
Did William Shat-n-'er?
or did Roland Rat-on-'er?
Only if your high on blow

by WhiteCamry Mon 22 Oct 2012, 7:06 pm

Sitting and watching the grass grow

by **Kenny** Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:48 pm

Sitting and watching the grass grow
Because i bought a Qualcast not a Fly-mo

by **Pal Joey** Tue 23 Oct 2012, 1:32 am

Sitting and watching the grass grow
Because i bought a Qualcast not a Fly-mo
So I reeled it in and cast off again

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:28 am

Sitting and watching the grass grow
Because i bought a Qualcast not a Fly-mo
So I reeled it in and cast off again
Whilst humming the tune to It's Raining Men

by **Pal Joey** Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:44 am

Sitting and watching the grass grow
Because i bought a Qualcast not a Fly-mo
So I reeled it in and cast off again
Whilst humming the tune to It's Raining Men
I soon had a super-guppy in tow.

by **Kenny** Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:08 pm

It was a fight between fish and man

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:34 pm

It was a fight between fish and man
In the back of an old sedan

by **Galted** Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:44 pm

It was a fight between fish and man
In the back of an old sedan
one got battered

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 23 Oct 2012, 1:29 pm

It was a fight between fish and man
In the back of an old sedan
one got battered
and hung, drawn and quattered

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Oct 2012, 2:30 am

It was a fight between fish and man
In the back of an old sedan
one got battered
and hung, drawn and quattered
but I'd have settled for a thin slice of ham

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 24 Oct 2012, 7:05 pm

This bacon is bakin' said Bacon

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Oct 2012, 6:36 am

This bacon is bakin' said Bacon
and this hook is hooked said Hooke

by **Galted** Thu 25 Oct 2012, 7:08 am

This bacon is bakin' said Bacon
and this hook is hooked said Hooke
& this limerick is f****d said Galted

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:23 am

This bacon is bakin' said Bacon
and this hook is hooked said Hooke
& this limerick is f****d said Galted
(Though to be fair the bacon is salted)

by **Galted** Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:27 am

This bacon is bakin' said Bacon
and this hook is hooked said Hooke
& this limerick is f****d said Galted
(Though to be fair the bacon is salted)
he said when he'd taken a look

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:20 am

sorry...

It was I who was seriously mistaken

by **Galted** Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:42 am

It was I who was seriously mistaken
that this bacon is bakin' said Bacon?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:54 am

It was I who was seriously mistaken
that this bacon is bakin' said Bacon?
yes, I was distracted by the golden eggs

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:10 am

It was I who was seriously mistaken
that this bacon is bakin' said Bacon?
yes, I was distracted by the golden eggs
and the question that that begs

by **Galted** Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:20 am

It was I who was seriously mistaken
that this bacon is bakin' said Bacon?
yes, I was distracted by the golden eggs
and the question that that begs
are martinis best stirred or best shaken?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 27 Oct 2012, 2:48 pm

You are sadly mistaken Mister Goldfinger

by **Galted** Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:19 pm

You are sadly mistaken Mister Goldfinger
this sewing machine is a Singer

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:40 pm

You are sadly mistaken Mister Goldfinger
this sewing machine is a Singer
Not a Bamber or Brother

by littleswannygirl Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:24 pm

You are sadly mistaken Mister Goldfinger
this sewing machine is a Singer
Not a Bamber or Brother
Nor any inferior other

by Guest Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:41 pm

You are sadly mistaken Mister Goldfinger
this sewing machine is a Singer
Not a Bamber or Brother
Nor any inferior other
Off topic but do your farts linger?

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 30 Oct 2012, 7:45 am

His farts didn't stop him sewing

by **Galted** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 8:27 am

His farts didn't stop him sewing
though his a**e-hole was almost glowing

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 30 Oct 2012, 8:29 am

His farts didn't stop him sewing
though his a**e-hole was almost glowing
It attracted som reindeer

by **Galted** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 8:39 am

His farts didn't stop him sewing
though his a**e-hole was almost glowing
It attracted som reindeer
that gagged as they got near

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 30 Oct 2012, 8:41 am

His farts didn't stop him sewing
though his a**e-hole was almost glowing
It attracted some reindeer
that gagged as they got near
But he thought he heard ho-ho-hoing.

by two_tone Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:11 pm

His back was hairy than chewy

by **Galted** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:17 pm

His back was hairy than chewy
his smegma was smelly & gooey

by two_tone Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:28 pm

His back was hairy than chewy
his smegma was smelly & gooey
he smelt like wet dog

by **Galted** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:36 pm

His back was hairy than chewy
his smegma was smelly & gooey
he smelt like wet dog
mixed with blocked public bog

by two_tone Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:49 pm

His back was hairier than chewy
his smegma was smelly & gooey
he smelt like wet dog
mixed with blocked public bog
His name? Well of course, was Wayne Rooney

by **Galted** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:57 pm

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 30 Oct 2012, 1:04 pm

by two_tone Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:36 pm

Betty was his cross dressing name

by **Kenny** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:21 am

Betty was his cross dressing name
Looking for man love was only a game

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:28 am

Betty was his cross dressing name
Looking for man love was only a game
But he had such bad luck

by **Kenny** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:30 am

Betty was his cross dressing name
Looking for man love was only a game
But he had such bad luck
Trying to find something to suck

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:34 am

Betty was his cross dressing name
Looking for man love was only a game
But he had such bad luck
Trying to find something to suck
So he sucked on a lolly and came.

by **Kenny** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:35 am

by two_tone Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:16 am

A young man had skidded his briefs

by **Galted** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:23 am

A young man had skidded his briefs
which caused his poor mother much grief

by **Kenny** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:34 am

A young man had skidded his briefs
which caused his poor mother much grief
The stains just wouldn't come out

by **Galted** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:52 am

A young man had skidded his briefs
which caused his poor mother much grief
The stains just wouldn't come out
so he gave her a clout

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