The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug - 14:32

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 7 Nov - 14:58

So we are going to get 4 more years
And will it be triumph or tears
Will he win over the doubters
Or employ lager louters

by **Galted** Wed 7 Nov - 15:09

So we are going to get 4 more years
And will it be triumph or tears
Will he win over the doubters
Or employ lager louters
or endure half a decade of jeers

by **Pal Joey** Wed 7 Nov - 22:06

So as we approach this fiscal cliff

by **Galted** Thu 8 Nov - 7:26

So as we approach this fiscal cliff
with a bottle of Scotch & a spliff

by **Pal Joey** Thu 8 Nov - 7:41

So as we approach this fiscal cliff
with a bottle of Scotch & a spliff
Will the future be dismal or bright?

by **Galted** Thu 8 Nov - 8:06

So as we approach this fiscal cliff
with a bottle of Scotch & a spliff
Will the future be dismal or bright?
down in the gutter or high as a kite?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 8 Nov - 8:14

So as we approach this fiscal cliff
with a bottle of Scotch & a spliff
Will the future be dismal or bright?
down in the gutter or high as a kite?
like another typical night in da 'diff.

by **Kenny** Thu 8 Nov - 12:20

There can only be one winner

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 8 Nov - 13:42

There can only be one winner
Whether they be saint or sinner

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 8 Nov - 13:59

There can only be one winner
Whether they be saint or sinner
So let's all eat some crisps

by two_tone Thu 8 Nov - 14:09

There can only be one winner
Whether they be saint or sinner
So let's all eat some crisps
And ignore they have lisps

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 8 Nov - 14:14

There can only be one winner
Whether they be saint or sinner
So let's all eat some crisps
And ignore they have lisps
That mean they spit out half their dinner

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 8 Nov - 15:49

My finger was stuck in the dyke

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 8 Nov - 15:55

My finger was stuck in the dyke
It was something that she seemed to like

by two_tone Thu 8 Nov - 17:30

My finger was stuck in the dyke
It was something that she seemed to like
I threw up another

by Guest Thu 8 Nov - 17:32

My finger was stuck in the dyke
It was something that she seemed to like
I threw up another
Then impaled her brother

by **Galted** Thu 8 Nov - 17:35

My finger was stuck in the dyke
It was something that she seemed to like
I threw up another
Then impaled her brother
on a vibrating w1lly-shaped spike

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 8 Nov - 17:41

by Guest Thu 8 Nov - 17:59

by two_tone Fri 9 Nov - 12:20

I was attacked by a man with no ears

by **Galted** Fri 9 Nov - 12:37

I was attacked by a man with no ears
and two drunk policemen with spears

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 9 Nov - 13:07

I was attacked by a man with no ears
and two drunk policemen with spears
He couldn't hear me shout

by **Galted** Fri 9 Nov - 13:15

I was attacked by a man with no ears
and two drunk policemen with spears
He couldn't hear me shout
as they slapped me about

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 9 Nov - 14:26

I was attacked by a man with no ears
and two drunk policemen with spears
He couldn't hear me shout
as they slapped me about
then they forced me to sh@g Hazel Blears

by two_tone Fri 9 Nov - 14:31

I was attacked by a man with no ears
and two drunk policemen with spears
He couldn't hear me shout
as they slapped me about
On top of that I got sentenced ten years.

by **Kenny** Fri 9 Nov - 16:08

by Guest Fri 9 Nov - 17:07

Because I was good I served five

by **Galted** Fri 9 Nov - 17:40

Because I was good I served five
in a cockroach and p1ss-ridden dive

by Guest Fri 9 Nov - 17:50

Because I was good I served five
in a cockroach and p1ss-ridden dive
I dropped the soap once

by **Galted** Fri 9 Nov - 18:11

Because I was good I served five
in a cockroach and p1ss-ridden dive
I dropped the soap once
when I elbowed a nonce

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 9 Nov - 18:29

Because I was good I served five
in a cockroach and p1ss-ridden dive
I dropped the soap once
when I elbowed a nonce
I got buggered but I got out alive

by **Galted** Fri 9 Nov - 18:37

for a few months my jacksie was sore

by Guest Fri 9 Nov - 20:06

for a few months my jacksie was sore
When I walked my cheeks scraped on the floor

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 9 Nov - 20:27

for a few months my jacksie was sore
When I walked my cheeks scraped on the floor
On occassion I'd bleed

by Guest Fri 9 Nov - 20:45

for a few months my jacksie was sore
When I walked my cheeks scraped on the floor
On occassion I'd bleed
But I'm glad I was freed

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 9 Nov - 21:54

for a few months my jacksie was sore
When I walked my cheeks scraped on the floor
On occassion I'd bleed
But I'm glad I was freed
To scream like a wh0re for some more

by Guest Fri 9 Nov - 21:55

Now my rehab has started I must

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 9 Nov - 23:12

Now my rehab has started I must
Work hard to regain the lost trust

by Guest Fri 9 Nov - 23:14

Now my rehab has started I must
Work hard to regain the lost trust
An impossible task

by **Pal Joey** Fri 9 Nov - 23:17

Now my rehab has started I must
Work hard to regain the lost trust
But I got off to a bad start

by Guest Fri 9 Nov - 23:26

Now my rehab has started I must
Work hard to regain the lost trust
But I got off to a bad start
And ripped a wet fart

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 9 Nov - 23:54

Now my rehab has started I must
Work hard to regain the lost trust
But I got off to a bad start
And ripped a wet fart
So my tin underpants are now rust

by **Pal Joey** Sat 10 Nov - 0:02

by Guest Sat 10 Nov - 0:08

How do we get that brown from our fronts?

by **Kenny** Sat 10 Nov - 13:52

How do we get that brown from our fronts?
Without asking the wife between grunts

by **Galted** Sat 10 Nov - 15:46

How do we get that brown from our fronts?
Without asking the wife between grunts
just rub them in chalk

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 10 Nov - 17:06

How do we get that brown from our fronts?
Without asking the wife between grunts
just rub them in chalk
And stir with a fork

by Guest Sat 10 Nov - 22:11

How do we get that brown from our fronts?
Without asking the wife between grunts
just rub them in chalk
And stir with a fork
Does that make us some dirty old Kunts!

by **Kenny** Mon 12 Nov - 11:50

by **Kenny** Mon 12 Nov - 11:51

There's so much crap on the box

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