The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:56 am

There's so much crap on the box
The X Factor contestants are all c0cks

by **Kenny** Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:58 am

There's so much crap on the box
The X Factor contestants are all c0cks
And the judges really aren't any better

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:08 pm

There's so much crap on the box
The X Factor contestants are all c0cks
And the judges really aren't any better
And I'd headbutt Rylan if I met her

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:50 pm

There's so much crap on the box
The X Factor contestants are all c0cks
And the judges really aren't any better
And I'd headbutt Rylan if I met her
I really wish they all had the Pox. ††† Drool

by Guest Mon 12 Nov 2012, 4:43 pm

It's minus degrees in my sack

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 12 Nov 2012, 5:14 pm

It's minus degrees in my sack
So my sperm won't cut me no slack

by Guest Mon 12 Nov 2012, 5:16 pm

It's minus degrees in my sack
So my sperm won't cut me no slack
My hairs are now spikes

by **Galted** Mon 12 Nov 2012, 6:22 pm

It's minus degrees in my sack
So my sperm won't cut me no slack
My hairs are now spikes
which my missus dislikes

by Guest Mon 12 Nov 2012, 6:29 pm

It's minus degrees in my sack
So my sperm won't cut me no slack
My hairs are now spikes
which my missus dislikes
Cos there's 24 strands in her back

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Nov 2012, 2:21 pm

Bravo

by **Galted** Wed 14 Nov 2012, 2:25 pm

my bumhole's tremendously itchy

by Guest Wed 14 Nov 2012, 4:33 pm

my bumhole's tremendously itchy
Ever since I made love to Guy Richie

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 14 Nov 2012, 4:44 pm

my bumhole's tremendously itchy
Ever since I made love to Guy Richie
He gave me 2 smoking barrels

by Guest Wed 14 Nov 2012, 5:14 pm

my bumhole's tremendously itchy
Ever since I made love to Guy Richie
He gave me 2 smoking barrels
Whilst Madge sung some carols

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 14 Nov 2012, 5:50 pm

my bumhole's tremendously itchy
Ever since I made love to Guy Richie
He gave me 2 smoking barrels
Whilst Madge sung some carols
And Lourdes said my d1ck was quite titchy Sad

by Guest Wed 14 Nov 2012, 5:53 pm

by **Galted** Wed 14 Nov 2012, 6:34 pm

by two_tone Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:39 pm

The other day I bought a new pet

by **Galted** Thu 15 Nov 2012, 1:05 pm

The other day I bought a new pet
& had it put down by the vet

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Nov 2012, 1:20 pm

The other day I bought a new pet
& had it put down by the vet
that may seem quite callous

by two_tone Thu 15 Nov 2012, 2:20 pm

The other day I bought a new pet
& had it put down by the vet
that may seem quite callous
With a hint of malice

by **Galted** Thu 15 Nov 2012, 2:26 pm

The other day I bought a new pet
& had it put down by the vet
that may seem quite callous
With a hint of malice
but I didn't have space for it yet

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Nov 2012, 3:24 pm

I should have gone for a mouse not a llama

by Guest Thu 15 Nov 2012, 4:52 pm

I should have gone for a mouse not a llama
That would have reduced all that drama

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Nov 2012, 5:05 pm

I should have gone for a mouse not a llama
That would have reduced all that drama
But I needed the wool

by Guest Thu 15 Nov 2012, 5:10 pm

I should have gone for a mouse not a llama
That would have reduced all that drama
But I needed the wool
No you never, that's bull!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Nov 2012, 5:40 pm

I should have gone for a mouse not a llama
That would have reduced all that drama
But I needed the wool
No you never, that's bull!
It's true! I'm a sheep-shaggin' farmer!

by Guest Thu 15 Nov 2012, 5:41 pm

outstanding!

by **Galted** Thu 15 Nov 2012, 6:00 pm

by two_tone Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:27 pm

Helen Flanagan has a nice looking rack

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 16 Nov 2012, 1:05 pm

Helen Flanagan has a nice looking rack
I would happily brush bugs off her back

by two_tone Fri 16 Nov 2012, 2:12 pm

Helen Flanagan has a nice looking rack
I would happily brush bugs off her back
But the face is a problem

by **Galted** Fri 16 Nov 2012, 2:13 pm

Helen Flanagan has a nice looking rack
I would happily brush bugs off her back
But the face is a problem
it's a bit like a goblin's

by two_tone Fri 16 Nov 2012, 2:19 pm

Helen Flanagan has a nice looking rack
I would happily brush bugs off her back
But the face is a problem
it's a bit like a goblin's
And her voice is about as nice as the clap

by Guest Fri 16 Nov 2012, 4:53 pm

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 16 Nov 2012, 5:10 pm

You guys are too cruel to our Helen

by Guest Fri 16 Nov 2012, 5:22 pm

You guys are too cruel to our Helen
It's because she's a bit of a melon

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 16 Nov 2012, 5:31 pm

You guys are too cruel to our Helen
It's because she's a bit of a melon
If it's melons you're after

by Guest Fri 16 Nov 2012, 5:37 pm

You guys are too cruel to our Helen
It's because she's a bit of a melon
If it's melons you're after
Or a tart even dafter

by two_tone Fri 16 Nov 2012, 5:47 pm

You guys are too cruel to our Helen
It's because she's a bit of a melon
If it's melons you're after
Or a tart even dafter
Then I am going to buy what your sellin'

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 16 Nov 2012, 5:50 pm

by Guest Fri 16 Nov 2012, 5:50 pm

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:25 pm

It's late and the weather is foggy outside

by **Galted** Sat 17 Nov 2012, 11:47 am

It's late and the weather is foggy outside
the wife's getting home so I'm trying to hide

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 17 Nov 2012, 12:58 pm

It's late and the weather is foggy outside
the wife's getting home so I'm trying to hide
And so is my mistress

by **Kenny** Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:00 pm

It's late and the weather is foggy outside
the wife's getting home so I'm trying to hide
And so is my mistress
the state of our undress

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:27 pm

It's late and the weather is foggy outside
the wife's getting home so I'm trying to hide
And so is my mistress
the state of our undress
Won't go down very well with my bride

by **Kenny** Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:30 pm

The past week has been a week from Hell

by **Galted** Sat 17 Nov 2012, 3:02 pm

The past week has been a week from Hell
sh1t to start and to finish as well

by **Kenny** Sat 17 Nov 2012, 3:03 pm

The past week has been a week from Hell
sh1t to start and to finish as well
it was just one crap thing to another

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