The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:32

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 17 Nov 2012, 15:32

The past week has been a week from Hell
sh1t to start and to finish as well
it was just one crap thing to another
yes, life is one big ugly mutha

by **Kenny** Sat 17 Nov 2012, 15:34

The past week has been a week from Hell
sh1t to start and to finish as well
it was just one crap thing to another
yes, life is one big ugly mutha
Like a kick to your nuts then they swell

by **Pal Joey** Sat 17 Nov 2012, 15:36

The past week has been a week from Hell
sh1t to start and to finish as well
it was just one crap thing to another
yes, life is one big ugly mutha
Accompanied by an embarrassing smell.

Laugh

Kenny!

by **Kenny** Sat 17 Nov 2012, 15:41

Just when you think that the worst is over

by **Pal Joey** Sat 17 Nov 2012, 15:49

Just when you think that the worst is over
The missus totals the new Land Rover

by **Kenny** Sat 17 Nov 2012, 15:53

Just when you think that the worst is over
The missus totals the new Land Rover
I will have to give her a slap

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 17 Nov 2012, 15:57

Just when you think that the worst is over
The missus totals the new Land Rover
I will have to give her a slap
Not much more than a tap

by **Kenny** Sat 17 Nov 2012, 15:59

Just when you think that the worst is over
The missus totals the new Land Rover
I will have to give her a slap
Not much more than a tap
not hard enough to make her fall over

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:50

From my window I've a clear view of Venice

by **Galted** Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:02

From my window I've a clear view of Venice
which is odd since I live close to Skegness

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:09

From my window I've a clear view of Venice
which is odd since I live close to Skegness
I can also see France

by **Galted** Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:43

From my window I've a clear view of Venice
which is odd since I live close to Skegness
I can also see France
which I look at askance

by two_tone Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:44

From my window I've a clear view of Venice
which is odd since I live close to Skegness
I can also see France
which I look at askance
Im lying I live in Hull, I must confess.

by **Galted** Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:04

you liar your profile says Brighton!

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:14

you liar your profile says Brighton!
Living there is enough to frighten

by two_tone Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:51

you liar your profile says Brighton!
Living there is enough to frighten
Any man on his own

by **Galted** Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:56

you liar your profile says Brighton!
Living there is enough to frighten
Any man on his own
who dislikes getting blown

by two_tone Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:02

you liar your profile says Brighton!
Living there is enough to frighten
Any man on his own
who dislikes getting blown
And looks as sexy as Red Dwarf's Kryton

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:22

by **Kenny** Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:00

by **Kenny** Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:01

Can someone please turn out the light ?

by two_tone Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:47

Can someone please turn out the light
I am restricted because of my height

by Guest Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:51

Can someone please turn out the light
I am restricted because of my height
Then use a damn stick

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:19

Can someone please turn out the light
I am restricted because of my height
Then use a damn stick
You c0ck-sucking pr1ck

by two_tone Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:30

Can someone please turn out the light
I am restricted because of my height
Then use a damn stick
You c0ck-sucking pr1ck
Because I couldnt give any less of a sh1te

by Guest Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:35

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:47

by **Pal Joey** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 01:21

There's a light at the end of the tunnel

by **Galted** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 07:25

There's a light at the end of the tunnel
said the gyno staring up Sally Gunnell

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 09:05

There's a light at the end of the tunnel
said the gyno staring up Sally Gunnell
I can take out the hurdle

by **Galted** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 09:11

There's a light at the end of the tunnel
said the gyno staring up Sally Gunnell
I can take out the hurdle
which has started to curdle

by two_tone Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:39

There's a light at the end of the tunnel
said the gyno staring up Sally Gunnell
I can take out the hurdle
which has started to curdle
To which he shouted "Are you avin' a bubble!?'

by **Kenny** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:43

by two_tone Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:46

I got a jam jar stuck up in my ar5e

by **Galted** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:48

I got a jam jar stuck up in my ar5e
whilst having it off with a brass

by **Kenny** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:49

I got a jam jar stuck up in my ar5e
whilst having off with a brass
She wanted to try something kinky

by **Galted** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:50

I got a jam jar stuck up in my ar5e
whilst having it off with a brass
She wanted to try something kinky
& my kn0b was too dinky

by **Kenny** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:53

I got a jam jar stuck up in my ar5e
whilst having it off with a brass
She wanted to try something kinky
& my kn0b was too dinky
for a girl of such obvious class

by two_tone Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:59

by **Kenny** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:03

I was now flushed with the sweet smell of success

by two_tone Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:11

I was now flushed with the sweet smell of success
And decided to set out on a quest

by **Kenny** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:16

I was now flushed with the sweet smell of success
And decided to set out on a quest
To find a new sexual high

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:17

I was now flushed with the sweet smell of success
And decided to set out on a quest
To find a new sexual high
So I made love to a fly

by **Kenny** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:20

I was now flushed with the sweet smell of success
And decided to set out on a quest
To find a new sexual high
So I made love to a fly
on a hot steaming pile of dog mess

by **Pal Joey** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:36

Have you ever been down & out in Bolton?

by **Galted** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:41

Have you ever been down & out in Bolton?
I have & it's cr@p 'cos there's nowt on

by **Pal Joey** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:43

Have you ever been down & out in Bolton?
I have & it's cr@p 'cos there's nowt on
So where to from there?

by **Galted** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:47

Have you ever been down & out in Bolton?
I have & it's cr@p 'cos there's nowt on
So where to from there?
Weston-super-Mare

by **Pal Joey** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:08

Have you ever been down & out in Bolton?
I have & it's cr@p 'cos there's nowt on
So where to from there?
Weston-super-Mare
where the seagulls look for families to vomit on

by **Galted** Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:21

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