The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

[Kenny]

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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread


For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

[Kenny]

Down at the bottom of the garden

[JuliusHMarx]

Down at the bottom of the garden
I was standing there naked with a hard on

[Kenny]

Down at the bottom of the garden
I was standing there naked with a hard on
When the neighbour looked over the fence

[JuliusHMarx]

Down at the bottom of the garden
I was standing there naked with a hard on
When the neighbour looked over the fence
I could see her facial muscles go tense

[Kenny]

Down at the bottom of the garden
I was standing there naked with a hard on
When the neighbour looked over the fence
I could see her facial muscles go tense
As i ejaculted ! but at least i said Pardon

[JuliusHMarx]

[Kenny]

She stood there all dripping and wet

[JuliusHMarx]

She stood there all dripping and wet
Having been dropped in the sink by the vet

[Guest]

She stood there all dripping and wet
Having been dropped in the sink by the vet
Was hard not to laugh

[Galted]

She stood there all dripping and wet
Having been dropped in the sink by the vet
Was hard not to laugh
when she tickled my staff

[JuliusHMarx]

She stood there all dripping and wet
Having been dropped in the sink by the vet
Was hard not to laugh
when she tickled my staff
First time I've been stroked by a pet

[Pal Joey]

I went to a party dressed as a pony

[JuliusHMarx]

I went to a party dressed as a pony
And saw Billy Idol singing Mony Mony

[Pal Joey]

I went to a party dressed as a pony
And saw Billy Idol singing Mony Mony
He'd been snorting some punch

[JuliusHMarx]

I went to a party dressed as a pony
And saw Billy Idol singing Mony Mony
He'd been snorting some punch
And he threw up his lunch

[Pal Joey]

I went to a party dressed as a pony
And saw Billy Idol singing Mony Mony
He'd been snorting some punch
And he threw up his lunch
All over Mahendra Singh Dhoni

[JuliusHMarx]

[Galted]

that last one's like early Pink Floyd

[JuliusHMarx]

that last one's like early Pink Floyd
with Syd Barrett songs that I enjoyed

[Pal Joey]

that last one's like early Pink Floyd
with Syd Barrett songs that I enjoyed
A metaphysical blur of fantasy and fact

[Kenny]

that last one's like early Pink Floyd
with Syd Barrett songs that I enjoyed
it reminded me of when i had hair

[Pal Joey]

hat last one's like early Pink Floyd
with Syd Barrett songs that I enjoyed
it reminded me of when i had hair
and life was so easy and fair

[JuliusHMarx]

That last one's like early Pink Floyd
with Syd Barrett songs that I enjoyed
it reminded me of when i had hair
and life was so easy and fair
And there were no drugs that I would avoid

[Kenny]

hat last one's like early Pink Floyd
with Syd Barrett songs that I enjoyed
it reminded me of when i had hair
and life was so easy and fair
and my body was built on steriods

[Pal Joey]

I'd hate to be an asylum seeker

[Galted]

I'd hate to be an asylum seeker
or a policeman arresting a streaker

[Kenny]

I'd hate to be an asylum seeker
or even a nipple tweaker

[JuliusHMarx]

I'd hate to be an asylum seeker
or even a nipple tweaker
I'd hate to be caught

[Galted]

I'd hate to be an asylum seeker
or even a nipple tweaker
I'd hate to be caught
with my fist up my nought

[JuliusHMarx]

I'd hate to be an asylum seeker
or even a nipple tweaker
I'd hate to be caught
with my fist up my nought
and p1ssing into a beaker

[Kenny]

[Guest]

I'd love a big bushy brown tail

[JuliusHMarx]

I'd love a big bushy brown tail
Or a big brown bush on a female

[Guest]

I'd love a big bushy brown tail
Or a big brown bush on a female
I'd push that brown bush

[Galted]

I'd love a big bushy brown tail
Or a big brown bush on a female
I'd push that brown bush
'til it queefed with a "whoosh"

[JuliusHMarx]

I'd love a big bushy brown tail
Or a big brown bush on a female
I'd push that brown bush
'til it queefed with a "whoosh"
And it blew me away like a gale

[Galted]

[Guest]

[Pal Joey]

On holidays once in Niagara

[Galted]

On holidays once in Niagara
I met a man sick with pellagra

[Pal Joey]

On holidays once in Niagara
I met a man sick with pellagra
So I lent him some pills

[Galted]

On holidays once in Niagara
I met a man sick with pellagra
So I lent him some pills
then ran for the hills

[Pal Joey]

On holidays once in Niagara
I met a man sick with pellagra
So I lent him some pills
then ran for the hills
Into the waiting jaws of a jaguar (see... you can avoid using Viagra)

[Galted]

(even after inserting "pills" - bravo)

Linebreaker has broken new ground

[Pal Joey]

Linebreaker has broken new ground
Once he was lost; but now he is found

[Galted]

Linebreaker has broken new ground
Once he was lost; but now he is found
would swear like a c***

[Luckless Pedestrian]

Linebreaker has broken new ground
Once he was lost; but now he is found
would swear like a c***
With a rod-on out front

[Galted]

Linebreaker has broken new ground
Once he was lost; but now he is found
would swear like a c***
With a rod-on out front
that he'd push down & watch it rebound

[Luckless Pedestrian]

[Luckless Pedestrian]

He liked to play golf in the nude

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