The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:34 pm

The time was right for a party
With Grace Jones and Russell Harty
if he could just keep her under control

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:41 am

The time was right for a party
With Grace Jones and Russell Harty
if he could just keep her under control
Or keep her away with a pole

by **Pal Joey** Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:58 pm

The time was right for a party
With Grace Jones and Russell Harty
if he could just keep her under control
Or keep her away with a pole
He'd needn't have had to learned karate

by Guest Fri Nov 30, 2012 4:32 pm

In a little old town called Knockers

by littleswannygirl Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:32 pm

In a little old town called Knockers
Lived a bunch of gnarly old rockers

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:32 pm

In a little old town called Knockers
Lived a bunch of gnarly old rockers
A bunch of head-bangers

by **Pal Joey** Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:02 pm

In a little old town called Knockers
Lived a bunch of gnarly old rockers
A bunch of head-bangers
Devoid of pale-skinned 'rangas

by littleswannygirl Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:25 pm

In a little old town called Knockers
Lived a bunch of gnarly old rockers
A bunch of head-bangers
Devoid of pale-skinned 'rangas
Anyone want to Meet the Fockers?

by **Pal Joey** Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:35 pm

They say charity begins at home

by littleswannygirl Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:49 pm

They say charity begins at home
Though it does have a tendency to roam

by **Pal Joey** Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:52 pm

They say charity begins at home
Though it does have a tendency to roam
And credit can sometimes be hard to find

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:20 pm

They say charity begins at home
Though it does have a tendency to roam
And credit can sometimes be hard to find
And cheques often go unsigned

by **Pal Joey** Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:31 pm

They say charity begins at home
Though it does have a tendency to roam
And credit can sometimes be hard to find
And cheques often go unsigned
By the 'CFO' - who's really a gnome.

by **Kenny** Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:01 am

by **Kenny** Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:02 am

Making up lyrics is really quite tough

by Guest Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:17 am

Making up lyrics is really quite tough
Like the New Kids we got the right stuff

by **Kenny** Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:19 am

Making up lyrics is really quite tough
Like the New Kids we got the right stuff
Just dont start rapping like that Marky Mark

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:24 pm

Making up lyrics is really quite tough
Like the New Kids we got the right stuff
Just dont start rapping like that Marky Mark
Or sample speeches trying to be Linkin Park

by **Kenny** Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:33 pm

Making up lyrics is really quite tough
Like the New Kids we got the right stuff
Just dont start rapping like that Marky Mark
Or sample speeches trying to be Linkin Park
Just make them rhyme that surely enough ?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:37 pm

by Guest Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:41 pm

These rhymes make me chuckle inside

by **Kenny** Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:51 pm

These rhymes make me chuckle inside
And some make me glow with pride

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Dec 01, 2012 5:27 pm

These rhymes make me chuckle inside
And some make me glow with pride
My God, we're so good

by Guest Sat Dec 01, 2012 5:36 pm

These rhymes make me chuckle inside
And some make me glow with pride
My God, we're so good
Although misunderstood

by **Kenny** Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:12 pm

These rhymes make me chuckle inside
And some make me glow with pride
My God, we're so good
Although misunderstood
this erection i just can not hide !

by **Pal Joey** Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:21 am

The volcano was about to erupt

by Guest Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:19 am

The volcano was about to erupt
It was imminent, hot and abrupt

by **Galted** Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:41 pm

The volcano was about to erupt
It was imminent, hot and abrupt
so I threw in a virgin

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:57 pm

The volcano was about to erupt
It was imminent, hot and abrupt
so I threw in a virgin
who splashed around like a sturgeon

by **Kenny** Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:07 pm

The volcano was about to erupt
It was imminent, hot and abrupt
so I threw in a virgin
who splashed around like a sturgeon
but the lava flow i just couldn't corrupt

by **Galted** Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:42 pm

not bad even if it's polite

by Guest Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:04 pm

Not bad even if it's polite
Ever stuck a dead cat to a kite?

by **Kenny** Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:16 pm

Not bad even if it's polite
Ever stuck a dead cat to a kite?
No i haven't , how do they fly ?

by **Pal Joey** Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:01 am

Not bad even if it's polite
Ever stuck a dead cat to a kite?
No i haven't , how do they fly ?
A bit wobbly to the naked eye

by **Galted** Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:18 am

Not bad even if it's polite
Ever stuck a dead cat to a kite?
No i haven't , how do they fly ?
A bit wobbly to the naked eye
but great to watch the kids get a fright

by **Pal Joey** Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:27 am

The Bishop was running late,

by Guest Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:42 am

The Bishop was running late,
Uncle Harold was fixing his gate

by **Pal Joey** Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:29 am

The Bishop was running late,
Uncle Harold was fixing his gate
Which was annoying to say the least

by **Kenny** Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:06 am

The Bishop was running late,
Uncle Harold was fixing his gate
Which was annoying to say the least
as the Bishop was exorcising a beast

by **Galted** Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:17 pm

The Bishop was running late,
Uncle Harold was fixing his gate
Which was annoying to say the least
as the Bishop was exorcising a beast
sticking out of his crotch long & straight

by Guest Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:00 pm

My grots are in need of a wash

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:30 pm

My grots are in need of a wash
After a certain young person named Josh

by **Kenny** Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:42 pm

My grots are in need of a wash
After a certain young person named Josh
had shot out his load

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:46 pm

My grots are in need of a wash
After a certain young person named Josh
had shot out his load
As we drove down the road

by **Kenny** Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:48 pm

My grots are in need of a wash
After a certain young person named Josh
had shot out his load
As we drove down the road
thats the last time i give him a nosh

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:51 pm

by **Kenny** Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:59 pm

I think i should clean it all up

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:04 pm

I think i should clean it all up
It should just about fill half a cup

by **Kenny** Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:06 pm

I think i should clean it all up
It should just about fill half a cup
but be sure not to drink it

by **Galted** Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:56 pm

I think i should clean it all up
It should just about fill half a cup
but be sure not to drink it
pour it down his mum's pink bit

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