The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Mon 03 Dec 2012, 8:01 pm

I think i should clean it all up
It should just about fill half a cup
but be sure not to drink it
pour it down his mum's pink bit
and in 9 months will out pop a pup

by **Galted** Tue 04 Dec 2012, 7:48 am

by **Kenny** Tue 04 Dec 2012, 3:59 pm

very good

by **Kenny** Tue 04 Dec 2012, 4:00 pm

So when will the bump start to show ?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 04 Dec 2012, 4:24 pm

So when will the bump start to show ?
And the royal breasts begin to grow ?

by two_tone Tue 04 Dec 2012, 4:35 pm

So when will the bump start to show ?
And the royal breasts begin to grow ?
I don't know, I'm no nurse

by Guest Tue 04 Dec 2012, 5:29 pm

So when will the bump start to show ?
And the royal breasts begin to grow ?
I don't know, I'm no nurse
Just seen Kate in a hearse

by **Galted** Tue 04 Dec 2012, 6:32 pm

So when will the bump start to show ?
And the royal breasts begin to grow ?
I don't know, I'm no nurse
Just seen Kate in a hearse
green-eyed Harry shot her down like a pro

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 05 Dec 2012, 4:09 pm

We're having trouble clearing the deficit

by **Kenny** Thu 06 Dec 2012, 3:01 pm

We're having trouble clearing the deficit
In fact it's safe to say were in sh..it

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Dec 2012, 6:00 pm

We're having trouble clearing the deficit
In fact it's safe to say were in sh..it
No - that's defecate

by **Galted** Thu 06 Dec 2012, 6:23 pm

We're having trouble clearing the deficit
In fact it's safe to say were in sh..it
No - that's defecate
ffs mate get it straight

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Dec 2012, 6:51 pm

We're having trouble clearing the deficit
In fact it's safe to say were in sh..it
No - that's defecate
ffs mate get it straight
You don't know your @rse from your t1t

by **Galted** Thu 06 Dec 2012, 7:26 pm

smug-arrogantly rewriting the rules

by **Pal Joey** Thu 06 Dec 2012, 11:51 pm

smug-arrogantly rewriting the rules
to punish the innocent fools

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 07 Dec 2012, 8:50 am

smug-arrogantly rewriting the rules
to punish the innocent fools
serves them quite right

by **Pal Joey** Fri 07 Dec 2012, 9:00 am

smug-arrogantly rewriting the rules
to punish the innocent fools
serves them quite right
for starting the fight

by **Galted** Fri 07 Dec 2012, 9:52 am

smug-arrogantly rewriting the rules
to punish the innocent fools
serves them quite right
for starting the fight
let's chase them away with our tools

by **Kenny** Sun 09 Dec 2012, 12:54 pm

The dog was cocking it's leg

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 09 Dec 2012, 2:49 pm

The dog was cocking it's leg
Then it tried to sit up and beg

by Guest Sun 09 Dec 2012, 2:52 pm

The dog was cocking it's leg
Then it tried to sit up and beg
But his owner ignored

by **Kenny** Sun 09 Dec 2012, 2:58 pm

The dog was cocking it's leg
Then it tried to sit up and beg
But his owner ignored
all the whimpers implored

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 09 Dec 2012, 3:05 pm

The dog was cocking it's leg
Then it tried to sit up and beg
But his owner ignored
all the whimpers implored
And wound up covered in smeg

by **Kenny** Sun 09 Dec 2012, 3:06 pm

by **Pal Joey** Sun 09 Dec 2012, 8:51 pm

If ever you're stranded in Dover

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 09 Dec 2012, 9:21 pm

If ever you're stranded in Dover
On a search for a four-leaf clover

by nadeem2099 Sun 09 Dec 2012, 10:31 pm

If ever you're stranded in Dover
On a search for a four-leaf clover
To give to little Jimmy

by **Kenny** Sun 09 Dec 2012, 11:11 pm

If ever you're stranded in Dover
On a search for a four-leaf clover
To give to little Jimmy
so he can wish for some Quimey

by **Pal Joey** Mon 10 Dec 2012, 1:12 am

If ever you're stranded in Dover
On a search for a four-leaf clover
To give to little Jimmy
so he can wish for some Quimey
To give him a full going over

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:16 pm

A day without rhymes is quite boring

by **Galted** Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:34 pm

A day without rhymes is quite boring
I'm livening it up with some whoring

by **Kenny** Tue 11 Dec 2012, 2:01 pm

A day without rhymes is quite boring
I'm livening it up with some whoring
It tastes better when someone else pays

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 12 Dec 2012, 1:02 pm

A day without rhymes is quite boring
I'm livening it up with some whoring
It tastes better when someone else pays
And it feels better on the green baize

by **Galted** Wed 12 Dec 2012, 2:53 pm

A day without rhymes is quite boring
I'm livening it up with some whoring
It tastes better when someone else pays
And it feels better on the green baize
As long as she doesn't start snoring

by **Pal Joey** Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:22 pm

I had a problem leaving the brothel

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:35 pm

I had a problem leaving the brothel
And my lithp made me thay words like 'fothil'

by **Galted** Thu 13 Dec 2012, 7:25 am

I had a problem leaving the brothel
And my lithp made me thay words like 'fothil'
tho I thouted 'oh thit'

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:40 am

I had a problem leaving the brothel
And my lithp made me thay words like 'fothil'
tho I thouted 'oh thit'
'I'll thtay for a bit'

by **Galted** Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:06 am

I had a problem leaving the brothel
And my lithp made me thay words like 'fothil'
tho I thouted 'oh thit'
'I'll thtay for a bit'
'coth your f@nny ith theriouthly colothal'

by **Kenny** Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:30 am

by **Kenny** Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:31 am

The miners thought they'd struck gold

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:18 pm

The miners thought they'd struck gold
As they dug through the moss and the mould

by **Kenny** Thu 13 Dec 2012, 3:14 pm

The miners thought they'd struck gold
As they dug through the moss and the mould
Their treasure it glinted and glistened

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Dec 2012, 4:05 pm

The miners thought they'd struck gold
As they dug through the moss and the mould
Their treasure it glinted and glistened
One said 'Quiet!', the others listened

by **Pal Joey** Thu 13 Dec 2012, 7:35 pm

The miners thought they'd struck gold
As they dug through the moss and the mould
Their treasure it glinted and glistened
One said 'Quiet!', the others listened
As a tiny holograph of Miss Moneypenny put them 'on hold'.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:09 pm

We have ventured into the surreal

by **Pal Joey** Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:49 pm

We have ventured into the surreal
Where the iambic pentameters appeal

by **Galted** Fri 14 Dec 2012, 7:32 am

We have ventured into the surreal
Where the iambic pentameters appeal
like w*nking on acid

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:44 am

We have ventured into the surreal
Where the iambic pentameters appeal
like w*nking on acid
In a canoe on Lake Placid

by **Pal Joey** Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:56 am

We have ventured into the surreal
Where the iambic pentameters appeal
like w*nking on acid
In a canoe on Lake Placid
Harpooning a young Ally McBeal

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