The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Galted** Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:58 am

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:32 am

by **Pal Joey** Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:10 pm

I'm glad that one tickled your fancy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:46 pm

I'm glad that one tickled your fancy
Meanwhile, I'm tickling Nancy

by Guest Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:57 pm

I'm glad that one tickled your fancy
Meanwhile, I'm tickling Nancy
I've tickled my feet

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:59 pm

I'm glad that one tickled your fancy
Meanwhile, I'm tickling Nancy
I've tickled my feet
I've suckled a teat

by Guest Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:11 pm

I'm glad that one tickled your fancy
Meanwhile, I'm tickling Nancy
I've tickled my feet
I've suckled a teat
And I've done it with Abigail Clancy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:36 pm

by **Pal Joey** Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:43 pm

by Guest Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:31 am

In the bath I was washing my back

by **Pal Joey** Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:32 pm

In the bath I was washing my back
And attempted to reach for my crack

by Guest Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:39 pm

In the bath I was washing my back
And attempted to reach for my crack
But amongst all the hair

by **Pal Joey** Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:40 pm

In the bath I was washing my back
And attempted to reach for my crack
But amongst all the hair
I managed to tear

by Guest Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:47 pm

In the bath I was washing my back
And attempted to reach for my crack
But amongst all the hair
I managed to tear
All the skin that was holding my sack

by **Pal Joey** Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:55 pm

by **Galted** Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:48 pm

by **Pal Joey** Mon Dec 17, 2012 1:17 pm

One nut got sucked to the plughole

by two_tone Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:45 pm

One nut got sucked to the plughole
The other flew right past my lug hole

by **Galted** Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:56 pm

One nut got sucked to the plughole
The other flew right past my lug hole
but I forced them together

by **Pal Joey** Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:09 pm

One nut got sucked to the plughole
The other flew right past my lug hole
but I forced them together
and with toothpaste I tethered

by **Galted** Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:12 pm

One nut got sucked to the plughole
The other flew right past my lug hole
but I forced them together
and with toothpaste I tethered
them both to a seven foot pole

by **Pal Joey** Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:41 am

by two_tone Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:40 pm

I drank a whole bottle of bleach

by **Galted** Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:23 pm

I drank a whole bottle of bleach
on Xmas to avoid the queen's speach

by two_tone Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:04 pm

I drank a whole bottle of bleach
on Xmas to avoid the queen's speach
when looking back on it

by Guest Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:00 pm

I drank a whole bottle of bleach
on Xmas to avoid the queen's speach
when looking back on it
I tripped on my vomit

by **Galted** Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:25 pm

I drank a whole bottle of bleach
on Xmas to avoid the queen's speech
when looking back on it
I tripped on my vomit
and slipped ar$e-first down the stairs with a screech

by Guest Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:28 pm

by **Kenny** Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:13 pm

by **Kenny** Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:14 pm

So Christmas is finally upon us , that much is true

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:40 pm

So Christmas is finally upon us , that much is true
And there's no-one I rather spend it with, Kenny, than you

by **Galted** Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:50 pm

So Christmas is finally upon us , that much is true
And there's no-one I rather spend it with, Kenny, than you
well sod you then Julius, I'll spend mine on my own

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:00 pm

So Christmas is finally upon us , that much is true
And there's no-one I rather spend it with, Kenny, than you
well sod you then Julius, I'll spend mine on my own
I thought you were with Freekshow...if only I'd known

by **Galted** Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:18 pm

So Christmas is finally upon us , that much is true
And there's no-one I rather spend it with, Kenny, than you
well sod you then Julius, I'll spend mine on my own
I thought you were with Freekshow...if only I'd known
ah! you're forgiven then and sorry for all the hullaballoo

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:22 pm

by Guest Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:24 pm

I heard my name mentioned, what gives?

by **Galted** Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:39 pm

heard my name mentioned, what gives?
not much, some of us being divs

by **Kenny** Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:33 pm

heard my name mentioned, what gives?
not much, some of us being divs
it's all ment in jest

by Guest Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:02 am

I heard my name mentioned, what gives?
not much, some of us being divs
it's all ment in jest
Kenny give it a rest!

by **Galted** Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:12 am

I heard my name mentioned, what gives?
not much, some of us being divs
it's all ment in jest
Kenny give it a rest!
nowt left to rhyme except 'sieves'

by Glas a du Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:21 am

There are a wonderful array of sieves

by **Galted** Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:28 am

There are a wonderful array of sieves
being sold out of cases by spivs

by Glas a du Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:29 am

There are a wonderful array of sieves
being sold out of cases by spivs
Some having handles

by **Galted** Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:46 am

There are a wonderful array of sieves
being sold out of cases by spivs
Some having handles
that get snapped off by vandals

by **Kenny** Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:20 am

There are a wonderful array of sieves
being sold out of cases by spivs
Some having handles
that get snapped off by vandals
while trying to nick them ....the divs Doh

by **Galted** Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:03 am

that must be the first ever limerick remix

by **Pal Joey** Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:13 am

that must be the first ever limerick remix
since the one by da housecat DJ Felix

by **Kenny** Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:36 am

that must be the first ever limerick remix
since the one by da housecat DJ Felix
over these lines he'll be purring

by **Galted** Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:21 pm

that must be the first ever limerick remix
since the one by da housecat DJ Felix
over these lines he'll be purring
& abtractedly inferring

by **Pal Joey** Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:26 pm

that must be the first ever limerick remix
since the one by da housecat DJ Felix
over these lines he'll be purring
& abtractedly inferring
he's in love with a cruel dominatrix

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