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yeah would take a fairly long time lol

Anyone got a Striker or CM going?

Bet you would really like to get your hands on Wilshere and Giroud, Nando

If you can beat Adebayor's lawyers offer be it in terms of players or cash he might be available

Giroud mainly down to a lack of forwards

Wilshere - no

Strootman or Biglia Nando, leave me an offer

Antonio Di Natale could be available for cash, something in the £8m area would prize him away.

Morning folks, anyone with a bit of knowledge know when Banega is due to be fit? I bought him in the initial draft but then he ran himself over in his car, but that was back in Feb and the injury was meant to keep him out for 6 months so thought I'd see something about a return by now.

With Mancini moving towards a one in, one out policy, who is for the door at City

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/football/premier-league/transfer-rumours/120911/reports-man-city-close-deal-fiorentina-strike-star-180635#SUXoxJzKRsyq76dO.99

Almost certainly Dzeko, unless Tevez is itching to get out still

Your link to talksport makes me remember my favourite Alan Brazil quote from the days I used to listen to Hawksbee and Jacobs:

Alan Brazil: "I was sad to hear yesterday about the death of Inspector Morse, TV's John Shaw."

Mike Parry: "John Thaw, Alan."

Alan Brazil: "Do you know, I've been doing that all morning. John, if you're listening, sorry mate."

Alright Guys.

Want to take over Cherries' team Zeb?

I'm shortening your name.

Alan Brazil comes out with some classic mistakes.

My initial thought was Dzeko, but Jovetic is not your classic CF and is more like Tevez and Aguero in style (small, skillful)

Seems they would be reducing their number of different options

Sodhat, Zeb, hummm I'd prefer The Cerebral Zebra Tripple ZZZ but thats not really shorter.

How many games left this season? Let me take a peek at Cherries team.

ZZZ - just think of 20 current Brazilian footballers and you will pretty much be close

There are still 10 or so games left - but that depends how well you do in the cup.

His team aren't bad in fairness. But he loves a Brazilian.

And it gets you a guarantee of a place in the new league for next season

And a big kiss from Afro.

Dzeko has also suddenly hit a goalscoring vein of form, 6 goals in past 5 games including internationals (got a hattrick at the weekend and another last night)

2012/13 Liverpool Squad Photo released

Spoiler:

Don't know why half of them are smiling.

Jay Spearing looks more attractive than usual.

Morning

sodhat wrote:And a big kiss from Afro.

An the kiss can be anywhere you like

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Morning

sodhat wrote:And a big kiss from Afro.

An the kiss can be anywhere you like

Although you have to pay my travel costs to get there

sodhat wrote:Jay Spearing looks more attractive than usual.

I'd like to know how Fellaini snuck in on the back row in the yellow outfit.

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Morning

sodhat wrote:And a big kiss from Afro.

An the kiss can be anywhere you like

Although you have to pay my travel costs to get there

You'll have to find the cheapest means of getting there, 606v2 don't have the budget to let you travel in style.

Hero wrote:

sodhat wrote:Jay Spearing looks more attractive than usual.

I'd like to know how Fellaini snuck in on the back row in the yellow outfit.

He did say he wanted to leave Everton, didn't he?

Guess someone will need a new username come January

sodhat wrote:
Guess someone will need a new username come January

Why? Have you lost your hat?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Morning

sodhat wrote:And a big kiss from Afro.

An the kiss can be anywhere you like

Although you have to pay my travel costs to get there

You'll have to find the cheapest means of getting there, 606v2 don't have the budget to let you travel in style.

Whoah whoah whoah, who ever said I was stumping up the funds for this venture? You can Skype one another.

BigFellasAfro wrote:

sodhat wrote:
Guess someone will need a new username come January

Why? Have you lost your hat?

I've never thought of my username like that. I've not really thought much about it at all...

Hero wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Morning

sodhat wrote:And a big kiss from Afro.

An the kiss can be anywhere you like

Although you have to pay my travel costs to get there

You'll have to find the cheapest means of getting there, 606v2 don't have the budget to let you travel in style.

Whoah whoah whoah, who ever said I was stumping up the funds for this venture? You can Skype one another.

They wouldn't be able to kiss over Skype though. Wouldn't you pay good money to make Viva's dream come true?

Afro kissing a Zebra.

That is not a statement you are going to hear on many forums and therefore the uniqueness of it demands a high price

sodhat wrote:

Hero wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Morning

sodhat wrote:And a big kiss from Afro.

An the kiss can be anywhere you like

Although you have to pay my travel costs to get there

You'll have to find the cheapest means of getting there, 606v2 don't have the budget to let you travel in style.

Whoah whoah whoah, who ever said I was stumping up the funds for this venture? You can Skype one another.

They wouldn't be able to kiss over Skype though. Wouldn't you pay good money to make Viva's dream come true?

20 duck sized horses and a tree?

Hero wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Hero wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Morning

sodhat wrote:And a big kiss from Afro.

An the kiss can be anywhere you like

Although you have to pay my travel costs to get there

You'll have to find the cheapest means of getting there, 606v2 don't have the budget to let you travel in style.

Whoah whoah whoah, who ever said I was stumping up the funds for this venture? You can Skype one another.

They wouldn't be able to kiss over Skype though. Wouldn't you pay good money to make Viva's dream come true?

20 duck sized horses and a tree?

In hindsight, I think it's best Viva never encounters that situation in real life because it would be a bizarre massacre.

He'd enter some form of animalistic rage akin to the Cillian Murphy character in 28 days later only to emerge soaked to the skin in the blood of his fallen conquests.

Although you have to pay my travel costs to get there

Do I have to put you up for the night too?

Its probably more cost effective to pay Sodhat £20 to have a happy ending.

Im not keen on his brazzzzzilian team. how much cash do I get? How to transfers work? Also are people going to try cuddle me in a bad way me as I'm a noob?

We are assuming his plan would work though. 20 small horses is quite a lot, and there is a risk he trips and gets beaten by the numbers game.

There's plenty to work with there at Neymar FC.

Marcelo, Dede, Costa, Ganso, Casemiro, Farfan, Willian, Damiao and of course Neymar. Also got just shy of 17m in the kitty so it's a decent enough framework for you to get cracking with and I'm sure many would be offering you a fair bit to acquire at least Neymar.

Can I clone Neymar??

Are you Cherry?

Facetime >>> Skype

Sodhat I did say that I would make scary noises to disperse the Horses into smaller groups which would make it easier when I'm in combat with them. I have it all planned out.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Facetime >>> Skype

Sodhat I did say that I would make scary noises to disperse the Horses into smaller groups which would make it easier when I'm in combat with them. I have it all planned out.

How would your scary noises sound though? What if the horses were more confident in a group? What if you pulled a hamstring climbing a tree and you became a sitting duck for these small horses to nibble you?

Are you Cherry?

Errr no but I will take your Cherry......

So how much cash do I get?

Whatever is currently in the club kitty. If you answer the media questions you get an extra 1m.

OK. Err how do transfers work, how many a week & any price limits?
Also where are they in the league? No league table on link and results link is old.
Can I bring Zinedine out of retirement?

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:OK. Err how do transfers work, how many a week & any price limits?
Also where are they in the league? No league table on link and results link is old.
Can I bring Zinedine out of retirement?

No limit on domestics.

2 TPs per week - with the price based on those at transfermarkt.co.uk.

They are bottom because they haven't had tactics in their last 2 games.

No. But I can.

Also are people going to try cuddle me in a bad way me as I'm a noob?.

There is a 20% rule for new managers, so anyone wanting your players has to offer within 20% of the value, based on TM website

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Facetime >>> Skype

Sodhat I did say that I would make scary noises to disperse the Horses into smaller groups which would make it easier when I'm in combat with them. I have it all planned out.

How would your scary noises sound though? What if the horses were more confident in a group? What if you pulled a hamstring climbing a tree and you became a sitting duck for these small horses to nibble you?

I have a vareity of scary noises, I would start of with a hissing sound like a snake, short quick snaps HISS HISS HISS which would make them aware of the danger and nervous. I'd then confuse them roaring like a ferocious Lion ROAAR ROAAR ROARR a Lion would be the last thing they'd expect in a muddy wet field in England. Everyone is scared of ghosts OOOH OOOOH WHOOO they would be really jumpy now and it wouldn't take much for them to set off. I know for a fact animals can't stand of thunder noise, so I would also use that in my scary noise Arsenal BOOM CRASH CRASH BOOM this would make them lose their cool and the most wimpest horse would trigger of a domino effect by making the first move running away and they'd all run of on their own or little groups which I would be able to over power.

Horses very rarley are on their own they like to be in groups and if you've watched Cowboy films you see that even ina group they are not very confident and will run away from danger even if they out number number the preadtor. IF the Horses are brave I am confident in my ability after watching 10 years of *The Wild Thornberrys I can speak to animals at a basic level. So I would just cuss out the horses in horse language, cussing thier mum and dad and saying how short they are and they really deep down lack confidence and it's all a front trying to be the big man when I would just murk you any day. This would really hammer their confidence because Horses liked to be petted and told they are beautiful.

Touch wood I have never done my hamstring but of course anything is possible in the fight against 20 midget horses. My aim in the fight against Horses was never to run away from them so if I stand my ground like Iker Casillas does on 1 v1 just like strikers do against him the Horses will bottle it and won't approach me, they'll hover in circles but no horse has the balls to come at me because he/she knows they will get smashed up. Hopefully I can create some space that way and with my strong leg I will jump vertically grab on to a strong branch and pull myself up giving me a breather but what the Horses won't know in that time I was on the ground I was secretly collecting rocks and stones to throw at them. I will gather myself into the perfect position aim at a couple of horses and pelt them with rocks an 100 miles an hour I will at least do three of them.

*For the old and the young, The Wild Thornberrys was a cartoon on Nickelodeon about a girl who could speak to Animals. She had ginger hair, freckles, braces and wore glasses, and if it wasn't for her gift of speaking to animals she probably would have killed her self. Her blone sister was attractive. Google them.

You need professional help.

And what's wrong with the gingers?