Things you cant do with a .....................

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep 2012, 3:29 pm

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Hutch

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 23 Oct 2012, 6:01 pm

Find them again once they're lost

skeleton key

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Oct 2012, 2:01 am

Use it to get money out of the ATM

Pragmatist

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 24 Oct 2012, 7:07 pm

Wing it

Blink

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Oct 2012, 6:34 am

Not miss it.

Colander

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:25 am

Bathe in it

hopeless romantic

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:41 am

Talk pragmatically with them about the human condition.

Haystack

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:08 am

Hide a giant in it

bright spark

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:41 am

Hide the light (and knowledge) which issueth forth from it/him/her...

Pocket Battleship

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 9:12 am

Float your boat

lifetimes supply of Cheerios

by **Kenny** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:42 am

Eat them when your dead

70's Sitcom

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:30 am

Ever be as cool as The Fonz. Ayyyyyyyyy!

loose cannon

by **Kenny** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:40 am

control one

Gnome

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:39 am

let it dwarf you

Genome

by two_tone Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:13 pm

Handcuff it.

A swordfish.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:18 pm

Remember that it's the password

Coconut

by two_tone Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:29 pm

Milk it.

Cow.

by **Kenny** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 2:58 pm

get it to jump over the moon

Lego brick

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 3:58 pm

smash a Lego window

round frozen waffle, which by mid-2009 had a 73% share of the frozen waffle market in the United States.

by two_tone Wed 31 Oct 2012, 4:27 pm

Have a 101% share of the market

A Penny Farthing

by Smirnoffpriest Wed 31 Oct 2012, 4:37 pm

Buy Northern Rock with it

Boris Johnson

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 31 Oct 2012, 4:50 pm

go dog racing

1970s record label started by Jerry Dammers

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Nov 2012, 9:14 pm

Get them to roll out 500,000 Gary Glitter albums

Stopwatch

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 01 Nov 2012, 9:27 pm

Make time stand still

flux capacitor

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Nov 2012, 9:34 pm

Buy one for under $54.79

Bagpipe

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 01 Nov 2012, 9:36 pm

Play 'Jersusalem'

Play called 'Jerusalem'

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Nov 2012, 1:34 pm

Not sing Jerusalem

Zombie

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 02 Nov 2012, 2:24 pm

Anything life-affirming

Knee

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Nov 2012, 3:55 pm

have a career in football after you turn one the wrong way at 12 years old

Police Car

by two_tone Fri 02 Nov 2012, 4:35 pm

Enter into an illegal street race

Aids

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 02 Nov 2012, 5:35 pm

accept it as a valid word in a sentence that begins "Things you cant do with a"

Braid

by **Pal Joey** Sat 03 Nov 2012, 9:34 am

Ask a seamstress "what the fark it that?"

Thin Red Line

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 04 Nov 2012, 4:09 pm

Save Private Ryan

princess

by **Kenny** Sun 04 Nov 2012, 4:11 pm

Get her to sleep on pea

Shot Gun

by **Pal Joey** Sun 04 Nov 2012, 8:47 pm

Predict the spread of bullets in advance

Channel-billed Cuckoo

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 04 Nov 2012, 9:40 pm

Clock it

Speed gun

by two_tone Tue 06 Nov 2012, 11:38 am

Shoot bullets

Wine Gums

by **Kenny** Tue 06 Nov 2012, 1:35 pm

Not eat the full packet in one go

Flower

by **Pal Joey** Tue 06 Nov 2012, 8:48 pm

un-wilt it

roadblock

by **Kenny** Wed 07 Nov 2012, 1:31 pm

Smash through one in a Reliant Robin

Hoe

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 07 Nov 2012, 1:38 pm

You can do anything with a hoe as long as you pay her enough.

Fly-half

by **Kenny** Wed 07 Nov 2012, 1:40 pm

Get a good English one Whistle

Jigsaw

by **Pal Joey** Wed 07 Nov 2012, 9:44 pm

Find the missing piece

Thimble

by **Kenny** Thu 08 Nov 2012, 12:42 pm

Get drunk out of

Spanner

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Nov 2012, 1:42 pm

Screw

Screw

by **Pal Joey** Fri 09 Nov 2012, 4:58 am

You!

Un-taper it

Navigator

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 Nov 2012, 8:34 am

Get lost!

Clump of grass

by **Kenny** Fri 09 Nov 2012, 4:13 pm

fill a cow up with

Sunbed

by **Pal Joey** Fri 09 Nov 2012, 11:49 pm

Eat it

Ant's Nest

by **Kenny** Sat 10 Nov 2012, 1:59 pm

stick toggle in without getting bite

Rose

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 10 Nov 2012, 5:04 pm

Call it a thorn by any other name

pair of latex Spock ears

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