Things you cant do with a .....................

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep 2012, 3:29 pm

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Hutch

by **Kenny** Sat 05 Jan 2013, 12:34 pm

burn it quick enough

Wasp sting

by Guest Sat 05 Jan 2013, 9:00 pm

Bite the wasp in retaliation

David Cameron

by **Kenny** Sun 06 Jan 2013, 5:28 pm

Not want to shoot him

Time Bomb

by Guest Sun 06 Jan 2013, 6:03 pm

Let it tick down to zero

R-Patz fan club membership

by **Pal Joey** Sun 06 Jan 2013, 9:25 pm

Flash it to the cop when he pulls you over

Rule of Thumb

by Guest Sun 06 Jan 2013, 10:36 pm

Get women to believe its true

Empty beer bottle

by **Pal Joey** Mon 07 Jan 2013, 12:03 am

Lick the internal area of it (without breaking the glass)

Hammer & Sickle

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Jan 2013, 2:17 pm

Not associate with Russia

Voucher

by Guest Tue 08 Jan 2013, 2:22 pm

Use when it's out of date

Can of spray cream

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Jan 2013, 2:29 pm

Squirt it and in your mouth in one go

Cheque

by Guest Tue 08 Jan 2013, 2:56 pm

Give your wife a blank one before she goes shopping

Giant cadburys flake

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Jan 2013, 3:00 pm

get a gorgeous giant woman to slowly bite into it in a advert

See Saw

by Guest Tue 08 Jan 2013, 3:22 pm

Play on it on your own

Herd of wilderbeast

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Jan 2013, 3:25 pm

ask them not to jump into crocodile infested water

Leopards Spots

by Guest Tue 08 Jan 2013, 3:29 pm

Squeeze them. They really don't like it.

Rose

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Jan 2013, 3:33 pm

understand why Yorkshire CCC one on their badge looks more like a Daisy

Boiled Egg

by Guest Tue 08 Jan 2013, 3:51 pm

Cook it the way you like it, for some odd reason

Mallett's mallet

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Jan 2013, 3:52 pm

sell mine on ebay , as its to precious to me

Feather Boa

by Guest Tue 08 Jan 2013, 3:59 pm

Look as cool in it as Hulk Hogan does

A penny

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Jan 2013, 4:00 pm

Get all day luck when you pick one up

Colouring Book

by Guest Tue 08 Jan 2013, 4:04 pm

Get a kid to draw inside the lines

Pencil sharpener

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Jan 2013, 4:08 pm

carve a chicken with one

Tent

by Guest Tue 08 Jan 2013, 4:11 pm

Pitch one while visiting a kids play area

Wallet full of £50s

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Jan 2013, 4:15 pm

own one

bottle of Cillit Bang

by Guest Tue 08 Jan 2013, 4:18 pm

Read it right first time

Dinosaur egg

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Jan 2013, 4:54 pm

Find a live one

Podcast

by Guest Tue 08 Jan 2013, 7:21 pm

Make it interesting

Hostage

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Jan 2013, 7:31 pm

release if they have seen your face

Pumpkin

by Guest Tue 08 Jan 2013, 8:01 pm

Carve a remotely decent face into it

jet ski

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Jan 2013, 9:52 pm

ride down the M1 ............at least not quite yet but given all the rain then maybe soon

Copy of the Karma Sutra

by Guest Tue 08 Jan 2013, 10:07 pm

Get your body to do what it says

A tin of soup

by **Kenny** Wed 09 Jan 2013, 3:24 pm

open with your teeth

Slipper

by Guest Wed 09 Jan 2013, 5:21 pm

Get a glass one to fit you

Polo mint

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 09 Jan 2013, 7:54 pm

Compare it with a Lifesaver

single shoe

by Guest Wed 09 Jan 2013, 8:19 pm

Take it on a double date with another pair of shoes

Slush puppy

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 09 Jan 2013, 8:33 pm

Warm your cockles

silver salver

by Guest Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:29 am

Lend it to your Greek best friend

Headphones

by **Kenny** Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:06 pm

Not look a prat wearing them

Dartboard

by Guest Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:24 pm

Play frisbee with it

Ant farm

by **Kenny** Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:30 pm

Give to an anteater as a gift , if you want them to live !

Balloon

by Guest Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:43 pm

Stop yourself playing keepy-uppies with it

Dreamcatcher

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 11 Jan 2013, 5:00 pm

Stop the cat attacking it

Kid from Fame

by Guest Fri 11 Jan 2013, 7:08 pm

Like them

Box of lego

by **Kenny** Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:21 am

Nothing , you can do anything with box of lego

Suitcase

by **Pal Joey** Sun 13 Jan 2013, 10:57 am

Keep all your troubles in there

Machete

by Guest Sun 13 Jan 2013, 7:33 pm

Perform surgery with it

Lamp

by **Pal Joey** Sun 13 Jan 2013, 9:00 pm

Dance the foxtrot with it

Round Robin

by **Kenny** Mon 14 Jan 2013, 1:35 am

get the fat little bird to fly Wink

Arrow

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 Jan 2013, 7:59 am

Get it to split another arrow... from 100 paces

Far Flung Location

by Guest Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:55 am

Walk there on your lunchbreak

Stick of celery

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