Things you cant do with a .....................

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep 2012, 3:29 pm

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First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Hutch

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:05 am

Use it to dig through prison cell walls

Fog Watch

by Guest Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:07 am

Open a tin of beans with it

Daisy chain

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 14 Jan 2013, 5:50 pm

Use it to replace a broken bike chain

bottomless pit

by Guest Mon 14 Jan 2013, 7:11 pm

Get to the bottom of it

Ice cream van

by **Pal Joey** Tue 15 Jan 2013, 6:59 am

Store hot coals in the back

Stage Coach

by Guest Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:29 am

Drive it using duck-sized horses

Skipping rope

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 15 Jan 2013, 5:49 pm

Can we skip that one?

Plimsoll line

by **Pal Joey** Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:44 pm

Land your torpedoes above it

Cast Iron Bollard

by Guest Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:23 am

Drive into it and not dent your car Sad

Member of the Royal family

by **Pal Joey** Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:35 pm

Put a handle on them

Group of Misguided Youth

by Guest Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:21 am

Understand what they're saying

Pygmy

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:37 am

Throw it too far down the river

Sasquatch

by Guest Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:00 am

Spell it correctly without using spellchecker

Kangaroo

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:59 am

Tell it to catch the "272" to Naremburn without it pricking it's ears up

Sweat Band

by Guest Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:04 am

Lend it to someone once you've used it

Tumble dryer

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:15 am

why not?

Dry your pet octopus in it... without it getting very angry!

Press Conference

by Guest Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:18 am

You dirty beast Laugh

Hold it on the Moon

Piece of rose quartz

by **Pal Joey** Sat 19 Jan 2013, 1:41 am

Cut a diamond with it

Octagon

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 19 Jan 2013, 3:51 pm

Dress it up to the nines

loose floorboard

by **Pal Joey** Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:01 pm

Not let it irritate you!

Bald-headed sports commentator

by **Kenny** Sun 20 Jan 2013, 4:35 pm

Not let the shine off his head distract you on a sunny day

Toilet Attendant

by **Pal Joey** Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:01 am

Tip him a bent coin

Cleaning Lady

by Guest Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:23 am

Pay her what she's worth

Broken rubber

by **Pal Joey** Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:39 am

Re-use it

Herd of Alpaca

by Guest Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:41 am

Remember which name you've given to each of them

Credit card

by **Pal Joey** Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:47 am

Prevent attempted fraud occasionally

Easyjet booking

by Guest Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:55 am

Find a flight any later than 630am

Snowman

by **Pal Joey** Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:03 am

Build one here today

Church Choir

by Guest Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:08 am

Sound like I belong in one

Herd of elephant cavalry

by **Pal Joey** Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:09 am

Head them off at the pass

Designer

by **Kenny** Mon 21 Jan 2013, 3:44 pm

Convince them that what they have designed isn't the best thing since sliced bread

Rose

by **Pal Joey** Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:36 pm

Give a wilted one to a loved one

Sandpit

by **Kenny** Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:17 am

not love playing in one

Scar

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Jan 2013, 7:59 am

Get rid of it without expensive surgery

Filibuster

by Guest Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:24 am

Stay awake during one

Glass of pineapple juice

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:13 am

Pass it off as tomato juice

Allan Key

by Guest Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:22 am

Use it to unlock your car

Human skeleton

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:03 pm

Share a laugh with him/her

Lost Soul

by Guest Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:12 pm

Get them to cheer up

Camel

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:45 pm

De-hump it

Mackerel

by **Kenny** Sun 27 Jan 2013, 2:31 pm

smoke it in a roll up

Sword

by **Pal Joey** Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:07 am

Use it to floss with

Drum Beat

by Guest Mon 28 Jan 2013, 8:18 am

Change it without cocking it up

Bout of man flu

by **Pal Joey** Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:13 am

Shake it as quickly as you would like (but you are winning!)

Torrential Downpour

by Guest Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:18 am

Be in one without having horrible flashbacks of Cliff Richard

miniature horse

by **Pal Joey** Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:27 am

train it to lead a monkey gone mad with rabies

First Aid Kit

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:59 am

Find it when you need it

logarithmic scale

by **Kenny** Mon 28 Jan 2013, 4:36 pm

mate it with a zebra

Lightbulb

by **Pal Joey** Tue 29 Jan 2013, 7:47 am

Lick the filament

Manatee

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:24 pm

Take it to the matinee

slice of lemon

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